Zoe Saldana: December, 2009 Details Magazine
Thursday, December 24th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
For those of you living on another planet (except for maybe planet Polyphemus--na'vian Zoe Saldana's home planet), you should go check out "Avatar" (in 3D, if possible). Normally we save the extra cash and skip IMAX and 3D features, but this time around it was definitely worth the extra few bucks.
As if having a million geeks wacking off to her after doing "Star Trek" wasn't already enough, but just wait until next year's Comic-Con! Oh my God, she's gonna need her own private army to shield her from all the horny Terkies/Avataries. Just you wait, Zoe!
For those of you who're still undecided about the movie, here's the trailer once again:
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We need a brown bag here!!but I would certainly take the rest...mmmm those boobs look so nice...
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what boobs?
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WHAT!? no way! im usually not attracted to black females (nothing racist just different taste) but shes is abslutely gorgeus.
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A brownbag? are you serious?anyway everybody has a different taste.
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I understand that she is not everybody's cup of tea but she's definitely not brownbag material.
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http://www.life.com/image/first/in-gallery/37912/avatar-jet-setting-with...
you can take that bag somewhere else because she is a fox
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No thanks.
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She was absolutely magnificent in Avatar.
The clear cut star.
And she is gorgeous.
Halle Berry's career is over.
R.I.P.
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She does have a beautiful body. Im not especially keen on her face. Those opinions withstanding I dont see her having very much long term staying power in Hollywierd.
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Fantastic body. Wouldn't mind finding that under my tree. Face, not so much.
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not the hottest out there, but she'll do. the tattoo is fucking stupid though...
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Met this chick way before she was famous on the set of 'Crossroads'
The main thing that stood out to me was that she's got really bad crows feet and looks way older than she actually is. They make her look great on camera.
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Didn't we already see this post?
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right after the latest Stratrek movie came out,,,,she's in it....look down I already wrote this
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no takers on either side of the tracks.
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Avatar was fucking amazing in the IMAX. I saw it yesterday and would already go do it again.
I love the helicopter like lizards.
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i know many women wonder what its like to walk around that perfect
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she's too skinny here..
anyway, she's just an okay...
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Whats so special about her? cant see it
face looks weird/ugly and body is way too skinny
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she's very average...she doesn't have sex appeal...
I loved avatar :)
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and here's Uhura again,,,,you posted this pic a bit back when the latest Startrek movie came out....real lazy Mo
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Just a little more meat on those bones and I'm set. 2010 will hopefully bring that.
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She was cute in "Avatar".Zoe is a good actress and looks delicious. I think she's too skinny and has too many muscles (for a lady) but otherwise shes hot.
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she makes me wanna slap the sausage
wipe the pipe
shake the snake
feel the eel
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