Zoe Saldana: Yet Another Juicy Reason To Watch "Star Trek"
Wednesday, May 13th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Rachel Nichols, the green-colored Orion slave girl, isn't the only reason to watch the new "Star Trek" movie out in theaters right now. We've always known Zoe Saldana to be bangin' hot, but she seriously hits out of the park with her role as Nyota Uhura. I'm sure she'll end up regretting the role after being chased around by a dozen creepy Trekkers at the next "Star Trek" convention.
Anyway, here's a fellow bastard showin' some love in a previous posting:
Winter (Uncertified Bastard)
Best movie of 2009! I loved it.
Zoe Saldana is HOT! You should post her.
Here's Zoe Saldana talks "Star Trek" on Jimmy Kimmel:
And, just in case you missed it, check out Zoe's leggy premiere pics from a couple weeks back! OW!
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She is beautiful. I love her eyes and mouth. The entire cast is reason enough to watch the movie.
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best fucking film since the dark knight...SERIOUSLY.
seen it 3 times. simply AMAZING
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Who wouldn't like a taste of this mocha?
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hey Star Trek geeks!
keep your cocks in your pants while at the movie theater and stay seated while she is on screen.
i don't want to see any nerd boners coming out of the theater while i'm waiting for real movies, watching you go to the bathroom so you can jerk it even tho you told your date (your mom) that you needed to check if they had free refills on Dr. Pepper.
she's not even really that hot, but for those of you that find Sulu to be your hero, i imagine you have never seen a real pussy before.
poor, poor Star Trek geeks.
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LMAO! Hey, I'm a star trek geek!
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Mmm Tasty, do they have her as a flavor at Starbucks?
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She's an ugly negress.
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I met this chick a few years back during the Crossroads shoot, before she was famous. wait... IS she famous?
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She is amazing. I love skinny chicks!!!
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