2010 Super Bowl: AnnaLynne McCord Disappoints in Miami

Photo Credit: Splash News Online; Bauer Griffin Online
These were snapped yesterday afternoon during Direct TV's 4th Annual Celebrity Beach Bowl.

Judging by her camera-whoring past, AnnaLynne McCord could've done much better w/ her Super Bowl partying outfits. Did she forget to bring her extensive bikini collection to Miami Beach?! What the fuck?

And, does she really need a bodyguard (referring to other pics)?! She's a "90210" star, for God's sake...

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McCord was reportedly embarrassed when she was later informed that she had been holding a t-shirt cannon and not the largest bong in Super Bowl week history.

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 6:33am
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LOL

and somehow that rings of the truth too.

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 12:52pm
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Why the hell does she need a bodyguard?
No one knows who she is other than the people that come on here.
No one watches the fake 90210.
Hell, Snooki and Jwoww are more famous than she is.

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 6:51am
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Nasty coke whore.

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 10:44am
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A crackhead to say the least.

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 10:50am
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She's just too damn thin for my taste.

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 11:25am
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too skinny and her belly button in bikini pics looks like a tiny penis dying to free itself.. :-D

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 11:44am
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Is that a flame thrower she's got on the pic?

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 1:27pm
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T-shirt launcher

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 3:27pm
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Mundo yet again asks the right question. It obliterates t-shirts surley

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 3:38pm
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The real question is, how is she even holding that thing up?! It weighs roughly twice her total body weight!

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 4:24pm
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When the crowd demands t-shirts, nothing gets in the way

Monday, February 8th, 2010 @ 12:39pm
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Aren't those shapeless floor length dresses out?

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 1:50pm
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yeah. that's why i never bought one... i knew it was an ephemeral trend. it was strictly spring/summer 2009.

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 2:10pm
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I also didn't buy one... they are not flattering. Plus, on me they would go way beyond my feet and probably trip me up : /

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 2:14pm
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You just need some slave boys running along behind you to maintain your train.

:P

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 3:28pm
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You just need some slave boys running along behind you to maintain your train.

:P

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 3:28pm
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I like your thinkin'...I shall be drawing up an application shortly!
; )

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 4:25pm
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"Bootlicker wanted, apply within"

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 5:09pm
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she's so beautiful, she always reminds me of Adriana Lima in some way but in a white version

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 4:00pm
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shes an idiot

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 @ 6:04pm
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looks about the same to me, cokey

Monday, February 8th, 2010 @ 1:29am
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she needs to be wearing less.

Monday, February 8th, 2010 @ 1:04pm
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when will they learn!

Monday, February 8th, 2010 @ 1:29pm
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gah, she has a bodyguard...WHYYYY? She must think she is soo big and shit lol

Monday, February 8th, 2010 @ 7:57pm
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bodyguard? so coke does make you paranoid.

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 @ 12:16am
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she is A fucking idiot

Friday, February 12th, 2010 @ 4:30pm
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quick throw it in the microwave!

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010 @ 3:43pm
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