Alessandra Ambrosio Did Bikini Yoga Before Her Photo Shoot in St. Barts!
Wednesday, March 10th, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped over the weekend.Normally Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pics in St. Barts are good enough, but the marketing geniuses at Victoria's Secret had Ale do some pre-photo shoot stretching her hot pink bikini for added hotness.
Now, there's nothing like Ale stretching in a hot pink bikini---oh wait, my bad, there is---Doutzen Kroes exercising on the beach in her Victoria's Secret-branded workout clothes.

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- Matchup: Alessandra Ambrosio vs Adriana Lima, VS 2010 Fashion Show Preview
- Alessandra Ambrosio @ Barbie & Hot Wheels Fashion Show






















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She used to be good, until she spewed out the sprog.
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Yup.
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I like better the one they call "fat one" than Alessandra, she is so skinny it's painful to look, not sexy anymore.
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i feel bad for the fat one, she must go home an eat everything in sight
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yeah who is she and why is she in this shoot???
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How can anyone that fat be selected for the photo shoot? Look, she's spilling on the sides...
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I'm not a fan and never have been. I was hoping that having a kid would give her some much needed curves, but that didn't happen.
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What is that green stuff hanging out her bikini bottoms on page 3 pic 7.
i Love the body, but this girl has feet bigger than Paris hilton
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It looks like a pickle
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She looks bad. Too thin.
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she looks way too bony, she just took it overboard after having her baby, most women do that, they get desperate to lose the weight and get too skinny
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but that's the thing. you really can't tell she had a baby! I think that is amazing.
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death camp thin, is not sexy.
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I want those fingers
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who the hell is that chunky chick? lol her, alessandra and brooklyn decker... wow, what an odd combo. i'm all for women of different body types modeling but that girl in the middle looks a little ridiculous. she looks out of shape and that is not attractive. her leg looks like tree trunks next to alessandra's. lol not hot and her stomach is seriously flabby. i don't like brooklyn either. she has a pig face and her body is ugly (wide torso, skinny legs, no ass). this is a horrible line up. with all the beautiful women in the world they choose this trio?
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always thought Brooklyn looked like miss piggy! (a thin version) not a fan.
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It's Crystal Renn, she's a plus sized model. She used to be really skinny but only because she was starving herself so she could be a model and then she got sick and decided she was happier as a plus size model. So the story goes.

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oh yeah, i couldn't tell from far away! she's really pretty and i'm all for curvy women but she could stand to lose a few. i didn't even notice her face because the flab was distracting. maybe like 15 lbs and she'd be perfect. oh and brooklyn has got to go.
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I agree, it's nice to be curvy but it's not so nice to have rolls and a flabby stomach.
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i'll pass... i'm not gonna hate on her, i'm impressed with the way her abs look after shitting out a kid, but i'm just not a fan.
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meh, all of them. Alessandra would look hot again if she gained weight, I love lean bodies but it doesn't work for her as she has a long narrow face.
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I know, her face is so narrow! It's the same size as her neck.
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I really think Alessandra looks beautiful in this post.
She is lacking some hips though, but I think her body looks nice overall but her legs are too skinny!
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The good thing about this post? That link to go back to Doutzens pictures. Hot Damn!
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That is the comment of reason
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She's only fat by comparison. She's probaly pretty normal except she's standing next to a supermodel.
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nope, she is fat
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that pot belly is not normal
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LOL... Dinodan is right. She is fat, no matter how you slice it. There is no sugar-coating it. Fat is fat. Period.
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Take notes every beautiful girl does yoga it's relaxing, builds flexibility and helps confidence. If you don't do yoga you're either ugly, evil or both.
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........or double jointed in which case you really don't need to build flexibility
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this is such a strange photo. Im confused about the spare tire in the middle? for the love of god why? Alessandra is gorgeous, but she looks weirdly thin in these photos, she needs to eat
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it's wierd because everyone on this site claims to think
Ale is waaaayy too skinny. yet VS is still using her... i wonder why?? i like skinny girls and i can only wish she would go ahead and spread out a little more, a la Megan Fox.
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The fat chick does not belong.
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Well actually, Alessandra is way too skinny, so i guess she doesn't belong either. I don't like any of them tbh
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I'll still pick Alessandra over the fat chick anytime. Sorry, but Miss Fatso has to go.
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I don't get the "ow!" on the bending over photos of her? She has absolutely no ass. I can only imagine the "Ow!" would be from pain if you were doing her and her bones were stabbing you. Disgustingly thin...should not be modeling bikinis.
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exactly.
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Ow! Seriously? Her body is gross. From behind she looks like a scrawny old woman who has lost every shed of body fat from age. When women are too thin they always age terribly. She has no ass, ugly boy legs, no definition between her hips and her waist, no breasts, huge feet and a generally lankey appearance. And her face is weird and deformed. Basically she looks like an ugly, gangley, teenage boy without the body hair.
The 'fat' chick isn't really fat, she's just not toned enough.
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haha i rocked it
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+ 1
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are those girls fellow VS models?!!!! If so, what the fuck????! They must be CEO's daughters who are dying to be featured in the catalog. That's the only explanation i can come up with! If those 2 girls are models, the word "model" needs to be modified. Ale looks like shit and disgusting. She's decomposing while alive.
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While posing on the ground and stuff, ale looks like a starving eutopian who can't get up to walk because she has no strength. Once again, wtf to the other chicks posing with her?
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not a good set for sure.
I used to think Ale was hot now she's
1) got a gianormous vag thanks to shitting out a parasite
2) gone horribly necrophiliacly (which *can* be hot under the right circumstances) skinny
3) got some fuuuucked up navel action going on- though it's always been a bit wonky
PASS
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You know what's kind of fucked up? The "fat" girl would probably look like a average but untoned girl in person.
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Alessandra really has no body whatsoever. The only way she looks good is if she does all these crazy poses and tries to make her bod look curvy by bending different ways.
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I think she is working out a lot and loosing weight to focus on a high fashion career.
Still gorgeous.
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is the blond one really brooklyn?? wow im disapointed in SI her body looks so perfect guess its all photoshop!!
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Yes, that is Brooklyn and her body is not looking as good as in SI.
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This is as good as Ale has looked in a while. But she does have to do a lipo transfer with the model in the middle. That would be a win-win situation.
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Sorry, I just have to say it again. THAT FAT GIRL'S GOTTA GO!! She's ruining it for us all!!!! And oh, the blonde girl is looking chunky too. What a disappointment.
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Can you believe the blond girl is Brooklyn Decker?
Her body looks so different. It looked so much better in SI.
Photoshop?!?
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Yeah that would be part of my guess, these pics are pre-photoshop, the ones in SI are post photoshop.
Also angle and lighting can make a huge difference, having so much of her in shadow in that shot will make her look bigger and less curvy,
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Alessandra was in the runaway his week for Prada and Louis Vuitton ... I just think she is loosing weight to fit the high fashion world better.
At least, I am glad she is doing it in a healthy way ... no crazy diet and working out a lot.
She said she doesn't want to be a sex simbol anymore.
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The healthy way?!! When is it ever healthy to lose weight when you're already skinny? Just because she's not doing it by starving herself, doesn't mean its healthy.
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Some people are naturally skinny.
She doesn't look anorexic in my opinion.
I personally think she was sexier before, but now she is planning to focus on her high fashion career, so I understand the reason why she is working out so much to loose weight. :-)
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Ale looks pretty but she's too thin...
what a shame.
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For f@ck shake Ale! Gain some pounds there!!! Jesus i cant even look at her!
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not OW! inducing. she NEEDS some goddamn meat on her bones. that blonde is hotter than Ale.
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im confused about so many things in this set of photos. dont even get me started on the fat chicks...but i think im most confused about how alessandra's boobs look huge in finished photos. but shes so flat. i mean i know, pushup bras and airbrushing. but i just would've thought she'd have somewhat big tits naturally. i never knew she was this flat
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