Alexa Chung Should've Covered Her Legs @ 2010 ELLE Style Awards
Wednesday, February 24th, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinPretty damn gross, to tell you the truth. It's never good when your legs remind others of concentration camp victims. MTV execs need to help Alexa out with a lil' extra cash so she can properly feed herself...






















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I have a feeling the whole body is nasty bony, damm this girl needs 10 cheeseburgers STAT!!!
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20 cheeseburgers
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"short and stumpy"???
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i feel bad for the guy doing her, those bones could poke an eye out..
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the wit and the wisdom... ;)
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well, fyi the guy who is doing her is Arctic Monkeys frontman, Alex Turner.
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'MTV execs need to help Alexa out with a lil' extra cash so she can properly feed herself...'
hmm everyone always says mtv doesn't pay well...
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Never heard of this one before, but then I'm not an MTV fan either..but Damned this chick needs some help..fucking wind will sweep her away....
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They should have cast her as Skeletor in the new He-Man remake...
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people around here always ref marc anthony as skeletor/are they both up for the role ??? ;)
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This girl really needs help. This is beyond skinny.
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(I think it's my mandatory duty to say something health wise here...I mean, she's looking worse than Ale Ambrosio, and that's when it's bad!)
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Alexa is beautiful, but someone needs to hand her a pie.
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'but someone needs to hand her a pie'
go crazy with the images kids !!!! :)
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1 sonic frito chilli pie or whatever it's called, 1 pecan pie, anything, this can't be healthy
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and no comments on the shoes ??? ;)
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They look too big for her.
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yeah the shoes do look large...maybe that's just how it seems... ???
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They're not cute...but Alexa's always had crappy taste in shoes.
I miss her show on MTV. I swear to Kali she was almost always stoned out of her damn mind when she'd interview someone and half the segments rarely ever made any sense....but she's got a certain charm that I like.
And yeah, she needs to eat. She looks like I did ten years ago.
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5 pounds and she would be uber hot.
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It's a shame because I think she's really pretty
The shoes mmm a bit too much shine no?
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hmm the shine is ok with me. as usual i have no idea what to say fashion wise.large feet ???
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haha large feet, that should work for the fashion review
i just don´t know how smart it is to wear something so shiny that attracts attention to your not-best asset..maybe she likes her feet and legs?
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maybe she should hire you as a consultant... :)
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Alexa is the sexiest crackhead out right now, hands down:)
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no, kate moss forever!
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ladyl forever...
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...ladyl isn't a crackhead! sexy? yes. Crackhead? no.
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Kate Moss is not cute....lol
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hey 14 year old girls - look at your hero and how fucking glamorous and hot she looks.
give me a fucking break.
is this real? do chicks really leave the house looking like this? fuck this shit.
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wow... even the bony legs didn't prepare me for the face. holy fuckballs batman.
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cool bit on alexa here...
http://smokeye.wordpress.com/2009/09/24/alexa-chung-the-london-fashion-w...
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Look's like she could shatter quite easily. Better keep away from that.
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Wow. Poor girl. That level of skinny is a big problem.
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Looks like a stick insect with big-ass shoes.
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Disgusting. Needs to gain 20 lbs.
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omg these legs remind me of this girl wearing a dress today and she had meaty legs. like beth ditto meaty.
yeah..take your pick.
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Damn her and Alexa are like a before and after picture
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but she's a great singer. I like the Gossip's songs.
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This broad is awkward, How the hell did she get her own show? You usually have to be hot, huge fail.
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what can I say about food & eating that I haven't already said?
and from now on everyone gets a rock to counter the little mommy's boy sissy shits who hit hater on everyone...
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Poor girl. FOOD ALRIGHT?
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WELL I HATE FAT CHICKS BUT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LADIES THERE'S A FUCKING HAPPY MEDIUM AND THIS AIN'T IT.
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HORRIBLE!
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my fibula snapped just by looking at her legs
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Many women would love to have her legs - her legs are her money.
She can be proud of her legs - unfourtunately i never saw her in a bikini, so i can't say more about her body.
All in all she is a beautiful woman.
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