Alicia Arden & Bridgetta Tomarchio Bring The Afternoon Links!
Wednesday, March 10th, 2010 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
These were snapped at the 20th Annual Night Of 100 Stars Awards Gala on Sunday. I guess this is were all the Z-List stars went during the Oscars...- Rachel Bilson Is A Slob! [HollywoodTuna]
- Miss COED: Jessica Lynn Hinton [CO-ED Magazine]
- Big Island, Little Woman in a Bathing Suit of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Matthew McConaughey And Camila Alves Take Levi To The Park [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Midnight T&A: Marloes Horst [Celebslam]
- Hotties [Double Viking]
- HE SAID, SHE SAID: HIP-HOP’S 10 BEST BATTLE OF THE SEXES SONGS [Complex]
- The Mites Have Returned Home! [Dlisted]
- Heidi Montag Is Ironic…Says No To Plastic [Celebrity Odor]
- 30 Girls Who Have Never Paid For A Drink [Manofest]
- Amii Grove [Flabber]
- How not to drive a car! [Monkey Review]
- Justin Bieber Claims Allegiance to “Crips” Street Gang [Celeb Jihad]
- Taylor Swift Goes Straight in Elle Magazine [Yeeeah!]
- Heidi Montag Tries To Be Funny, Fails, Remains Freaking Hot [Popoholic]
- Rick Ross f/ Chrisette Michele - Mafia Music 2 [MoeFresh]
- Tim Gunn has a point [The Blemish]
- Heidi Klum’s Hotness Is Timeless [The Grumpiest]
- SKI MANIACS [LingoLux]
- Why Avatar Lost the Oscar [The Bastardly Society]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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the 1 in blue is hotter
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is she a wrestler?
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Is she a dude?
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it's a bird/it's a plane...
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No it is a dude..

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In a bar, I would ignore both of them as they both look like cheap hookers.
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+1 - looks like maybe a 2 for $5 special?
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huh? are you mad Moe?
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it's call brownbag sex!
ow!
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bownbagging sex the new sexy....
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ohhh now I get it!
the things we learn here
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i love re-using pics... ;)
and hula gives me a perfect opening so... ;)
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haha that's super nasty, I'm uhm, very honored? I was able to provide the introduction to this classy image
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nice acceptance speech... ;)
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Hit and Run material....
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I'm sure they're well acquainted with the 'Hit and Run' concept, hence the roadkill appearance.
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I wouldn't touch these two sluts with the sickest dick. Where's Demi Moore?
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congrats duck hunter!!! look...
http://tinyurl.com/yl5uz3l
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opps. click this one for more interesting results.
http://tinyurl.com/y9ukhqs
seem your pretty linked with these two duck hunter. as of well now that slight misspelling makes you the number two search on google when you uh well type that... ;)
enjoy. ;)
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Hold on....
"Justin Bieber Claims Allegiance to “Crips” Street Gang"
.......
WHAT?
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His vocals made me think he was a gangster from the start
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Wish they would kill him off in a drive by shooting.
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Caitie, it is from "Celeb Jihad", a lot of their articles are intentional fictional satire.
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I know...it still made me go WTF....because that's more like an Onion headline.
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the one in the red is old looking but pretty and the girl in the blue looks like pure skank. like so skanky that she still has the taste of cum in the back of her throat with sperm still stuck between her teeth.
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lol! Yes, the one in blue look skanky but she's kinda hot, just a stupid dress, stupid blue eyeshadow and stupid hair do, but there's a potential
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Leni
but there's a potential
potential for more sperm ??? ;)
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I truly had no comment on this post
but I like this one, it rocks
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Nice. Fantastic imagery!
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Who the fuck are these old ass ugly bitches?
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They look like some nasty old geezerbirds.
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Oh I do have a comment
I think I'd be willing to pay a reasonable sum
Did they leave a contact number?
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I don't think they even know the meaning of 'reasonable', I'm sure they'd be happy to help you in exchange of a piece of JuicyFruit gum and half a bottle of bud light (for both)
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funny comment from hula/as always. :)
and another reason they're so cheap. ;)
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pfffff hilarious :)
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Yeah that's what I was thinking
But u know something tells me I don't really need to exchange anything
They might just do it out of habit
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exactly, like it's their in their nature, are you a psychologist ? :)
I cannot believe I spent more than .01 of precious comments on this joyous post
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Oh no I'm not a psychologist
I just play one on tv
why u need a session? I'll be glad to help u, but first I need to get some myself then I'll get back to u
oh and btw yeah why too much effort was wasted on these ladies and I use that term loosely
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I umm.... I, uhh... man, what the flying fuck is this shit? ladies and gentlemen, welcome to "2 ugly chicks you've never fucking heard of day" brought to you by those weird fuckers @ moejackson.com
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but as long as the headliner is willing to pay. ;)
that's what counts. rocked your comment peccavi, because it so funny/ actually there's alot of funny in the replies. wish i had something funny to say. :)
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Yeah I'm willing
I got nothing else going on
But seriously who are these ladies (that's what I'm calling them)
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don't know / don't care.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again:

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image from ????
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The Goonies I believe
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(lol wrong as crap) ^^^ somebody hate this
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The Descent. Scary ass mothafuckers. She fits the bill perfectly ;)
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Glad we ended the day on a high note, success!
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The one in the blue is the one from the erection pill infomercials that come on at night.
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If forced to choose, Id have to go with the one in Red, just cause she seems a bit "cleaner".
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Also...
FAP FAP @ FLABBER LINK
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AND way to go Tim Gunn knocking the Kardashians, in the Blemish link
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I cannot wait until these women are off the front page
maybe then I can forget.....
But you Know what they say memories fade but the scars still linger
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both of them are scary.
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tits in red dress > tits in blue dress
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