ANNOYING COUPLE ALERT! Audrina Patridge & Ryan Cabrera @ LAX
Thursday, April 29th, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThese were snapped a couple days back as the couple arrived into LAX. They appeared to be lost in a daze of superficial temporary love.
There's not much else to say except a simple question: What do these two talk about when they're alone? Anyone wanna take up the task of posting up a mock convo between these two?
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Why can't somebody just drop a tractor trailer on them Looney Tunes style?
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Because I like Audrina. If I'm nice to Audrina, I get to have inky sex with Casey.
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Eugh they are both so offensive.
And you can still see her cankles through her jeans.
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I like the jeans on her ^^
More impressed than usual.
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Really? Her legs look the same length as her body.
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Yep really. I like the outfit, and maybe I feel like giving her a break lol.
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She really can't stare straight huh?
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Only post donkey punch.
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Donkey Punch!
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I wish the real air force would just drop a JDAM on their house
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I think that she's just happy to have a bf who actually calls her and holds her hand and kisses her, unlike Justin Bobby.
She's been affection and love deprived.
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Yeah, Audrina's def the chick you don't call back the next day.
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Mock convo? OK, let's try:
AUDRINA: I hate Kristin, she sucks...
RYAN: Yeah she does, hey-ho! (Laughs and holds up hand, waiting for response to high five)
AUDRINA: What?
RYAN (realizing his mistake): Um, yeah, nothing.
AUDRINA: I'm fat.
RYAN: Huh?
AUDRINA: They like, didn't call back after my audition. I need bigger boobs.
RYAN: That doesn't mean you're ugly. And baby, your boobs are already enormous (motorboats her...in public!).
AUDRINA: Have you seen the new movie?
RYAN: Which one?
AUDRINA: You know, like, the new one!
RYAN: Whatever, let's just reenact your audition. (He unzips his pants)
So do I win? A night with Audrina I mean, Hey-Ho!
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I was waiting for someone to provide the conversation. Nice work. The conversations must be pretty much white noize since that's all that's buzzing around in both of their heads.
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that was brilliant fthemall !
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Show some skin or GTFO!!! :)
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and since i like reusing material...
for RDouble365
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I like that she seems happy most of the time that I see her. She may be talentless but she is making the most of her no-talent and enjoying life. Way to go Audrina!
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Ye that's true. Having said that, I caught one of the seasons of The Hills and she constantly moaned and wept like a damp tramp.
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2 useless human beings, at least they found each other
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awful legs
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Really? What's wrong with them? I was actually looking at these pictures admiring her legs and how fit she looks!
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They are too short and she has cankles. Ok, maybe instead of "horrible" I should have said "too short", horrible legs has Mischa Barton or Beyonce, Audrina's are ok, just too short for her body.
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What the fuck has Ryan Cabrera accomplished other than fuckin' reality show bitches and make some of the shittiest music ever.
I mean, at least John Mayer has hits and a name. This guy 's all over the Hollywood Punani Scene, yet doesn't seem to have anything going for him.
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Pro: He's got a hat on, so I don't have to see his stupid hair
Con: Everythying else
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sausage legs.
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Fucking useless couple.
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