Audrina Patridge: Bikini Pics @ Wet Republic in Vegas
Monday, April 5th, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
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Though The Hills has been canceled, get ready for The Audrina Show... tentatively being called The Colony. Apparently Audrina's co-star will be an aspiring musician. WikiRead more in Audrina Patridge, Bikini Pics, Harlots, Wannabe Fame Whore
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Easily one of the worst boob jobs ever. Also needs to fix that chipped up crappy toenail polish.
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her boobs got different laywers, went to court & asked for a trial seperation.....hummm looks like they got it too :-)
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not gonna lie. i'd probably do the nasty with her right then and there in the jacuzzi.
also can someone tell me why i need to know what Leni thinks of her feet? it concerns me :p
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She's the expert
She just knows
I need to know also
*waits in eager anticipation*
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lol........lets just say I'm not the biggest fan of her feet, they look good in high heels but not in flip flops. Her sister has WAY cuter feet.
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i can rest easy :)
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bastardly, er moejackson, has been the foot fetish site for as long as I can remember. Seems that every set of pics that come out for some celeb there are at least half a dozen comments about the feet.
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No hips, no waist, short legs, weird feet, ceiling eyes, retarded smile, YET I see the appeal.
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Me too!!!
She has beautiful ceiling eyes lol
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yes, really nice color :)
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You know Leni, I think my infatuation with Audrina is wearing off a bit. I studied the pictures above intently before I scrolled down and I laughed as you listed off her deficits. I came to the same conclusions. I love her in heels but her feet look kinda bloated or squishy in those damn cheap ass flip flops. Plus no butt or hips to fill out that bikini bottom. Someone paid for her to stand there and get her picture takesn and she really doesn't bring that much. The boobs are fake and saggy. But she has a sweet smile at times and her eyes are pretty and that makes up for the rest.
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Something nice, something nice...
Seems like she got her eyes readjusted.
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I believe this is the first time I've seen Audri in bathing suit...and really I'm very dissapointed, I expected a better looking body...yet I'd still give her the flauta job...but I thought it was much better, face is still the same..and I'm sure behind those glasses are still those wondering eyes....
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where have you been? audrina bikini pics all over the place. in fact, if you look hard enough, you can find ... gulp ... topless pics of audrina. good luck!
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All those people at the pool really remind me of South Park's Pee..
great episode.
btw, I dont care about her.
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She's hot. But, except for the fact she is already famous, I doubt she would stand out from the dozen or so other hotties hanging out at the MGM pool. I might even see someone hotter working at the Hooters casino across the street.
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Yeah.........she is a pretty vacuous woman with a vacuous personality, from a vacuous show.....but the body is FITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
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Eww her cleavage.
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much better... she should always be in a bikini or naked. no exceptions.
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That's defintely her best look
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her boobs look weird. she has sausage legs. i have a better body.. not that impressed.
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your have a much MUCH better body
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thanks love.. from the looks of things, so do you : )
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Pics or it didn't happened...lol
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So beautiful. Pretty face. Tight body. One of my favorite girls to look at. For those who like to complain about her hips and legs - I give you the last picture on page three. I agree with those who think she looks best in sunglasses and a bikini. And, sadly, with those who complain about her cleavage - a little scary, right?
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on page 3, where, is the white girl 'lil booty' cam?????
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she looks good, she has actually gotten MUCH better
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what a sexy partridge
http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac296/photosbyme_2009/DSCF0544.jpg
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She looks softer to me, like a little bloated or something. Maybe she put on a couple lbs
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"No hips, no waist, short legs, weird feet, ceiling eyes, retarded smile, YET I see the appeal."
Damn, i've been looking for that to describe my mini obsession and boner fest for Audrina. She aint got no hips, her waist isnt cute, her legs arent tight, she has some pretty ass eyes, but i'm sure they'd creep me out unless she was givin me a blowjob.
But somehow, someway, she's sooooo fuckin hot to me, like page 3 last pic, ugh, why do i wanna tear that up? Is there somethin wrong with me?
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Look here, bro
something wrong with you? Maybe (jokes)
but as for your Audrina problem, I think you have a strong case of "She's a Woman Syndrome"
I get it often myself maybe too much lol
No matter how often you wanna get your critique on and include a Bibliography
"she's too this, she's not that", bottom line, she's a woman and sexy one at that
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It's true, my friend asked me the other day to name 3 chicks i wouldn't hit, and my mind went INSTA-BLANK! Like aaww wtf, damn maybe i'm a man-whore obsessed with gettin it in with any and every chick i see =o......i mean that's not SO bad i guess..
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ahhaahhaha!
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Yeah or you also have Horny Dude Syndrome for which there's no known cure.
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nice bod
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with those eyes she'd make a horrible lifeguard... i can imagine her boss always saying "eyes on the swimmers audrina" and her replying "but I am looking at them"...
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She's the type that I'd get a hotel room with in Vegas hit it non-stop for 2 days (Friday-Sunday), hit it one more time before we checked out, and then never speak to her again.
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Boooooobs!
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vacent stare & fake boobiez & you too cah get rich....
BTW keep sunglasses on Aud, they do improve your looks 10,000%.....still counting the days before celing eyes is forcebly removed....DEATH TO REALITY TV!!!!
...tick....tock.....tick.....tock
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Awwww.
Audrina.
^_^
But...once again, I must ask....WHERE'S CASEY?
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Yeah, where's Casey?
I got a feelin' she isn't into all that bullshit her sister is into.
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i was in vegas when she was there, hoping to run into her
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but you didn't, i guess
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