Beyonce's Bootilicious Train Rolls Through Sao Paulo, Brazil
Monday, February 8th, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

I don't know if it's ego, greed, f'd-up work ethic or a vicious combo of all three, but the amount work this woman does is truly baffling. It seems like she's either performing at an award show or touring at some random city around the globe. There comes a time when an artist needs to take a break and give some other sistahs a chance at the mic.
Anyway, setting aside the bullshit, Beyonce looks straight-up TA-DAYUM in these pics. And, is that a booty pad she's wearing?





















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those breasts are also lookin strong
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IS she packing heat, how do her hips flare out like that like she is wearing some diaper or something. I would think that the photo shop gurus who touched up her face would have eliminated that as well.
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might be a corset
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I love her!!!!!
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fucking trolls with the hater alerts -__-
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Wisey and sPammo im thinking!
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i got your back you cool cat!
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:D
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Who Dat, Baby?! Saints win!
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Kim K. rigged it somehow. I'm sure of it. Using money and/or BJs.
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I've just discovered she always uses wigs, I mean...dye your hair, straight it, curly it but wigs? I love her but I'm a bit disappointed
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Most performers like her use wigs. She has created a stage persona in Sasha Fierce, people expect the big hair and the OTT costumes. When she is just relaxing she doesn't wear her wigs. Plus, I imagine it would be damn near impossible for anyone's hair to look like that naturally.
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hair could look like that totally! but not the women with black hair :(
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Yeah I suppose if your hair was super thick and easy to manage it could but Beyonce's natural hair probably wouldn't do that. But i like her wigs anyway!
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yeh this wig looks good lol :)
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yeah I know but when she's on stage, music videos, red carpet she's always using a wig and she has done L'oreal ads of hair colour, I know all models use extensions and photoshop but this is totally fake!




her natural hair is great

I love her but I've been fooled...
And don't hate alert me!!! I'm speaking by all women searching for an amazing hair!!!!!!!!
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yeah I know but when she's on stage, music videos, red carpet she's always using a wig and she has done L'oreal ads of hair colour, I know all models use extensions and photoshop but this is totally fake!



her natural hair is great

I love her but I've been fooled...
And don't hate alert me!!! I'm speaking by all women searching for an amazing hair!!!!!!!!
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The last pic isn't her natural hair either, her natural hair is shorter. She wouldn't fit all that hair under a wig cap. I'm pretty sure this is her natural hair (dyed and straightened obvs)
And this is also
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oops i meant and this
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this
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ahahahahahahjahajh she looks like she just got out of a cock fight and was left behind with only a handful of feathers on its body hahahahahahahakakjahjh
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LOL! Yeah, and she actually has an ass worth mentioning.
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Look at the dude's face! Hahaha! He's like "Damn gurl! What happened to your hair?"
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I'm so fucking disappointed
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why? because the fat bitch you were living your fat self through is not all that hot anymore? it sounds like your world has just ended for finding out that some celeb you don't even know wears wigs...you're so sad, fatso.
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Hotter than your worm-like ass will ever be. I bet you start swaying like a cobra whenever you here a flute.
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hear*, that is.
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That dude's face is priceless!! He looks shocked and appalled while trying to maintain a normal composure (twiddling his thumbs)
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wow id never seen that before - she looks lovely when she's toned it all down a notch. i am not a fan of extensions in almost any circumstance.
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Yeah i agree, she still looks good whatever. She is always going to have that face so it won't matter about her hair. I think she has to wear the wigs though, as most people expect her to have this crazy perfect hair. But I also prefer natural hair.
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what is that on her face just above her ear with the circle round it?
btw im sad to agree with you alina, its true. seems like she spoiled people with the wigs and now theres no way back :o. too bad because shell stay pretty with or without.
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oh its like glue or something...

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It's lace, all the most expensive wigs are lace front apparently, guess it is meant to give a more natural appearance or something? But I don't blame Beyonce, she's a huge star and people expect her appearance to be ultra glam so the wigs are part of her image now.
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But yeah that l'oreal advert was all kinds of ridiculous.
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That is not buffalo hair because buffalo hair is not that bad.
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hips are wierd...must be a pad or something
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of course itsa fucking pad...but i didnt hate ur comment
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too much makeup, hair looks obviously fake, why wear hose, doe she have bad skin?
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Bad skin and tons of cellulite.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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like the hairdo better then the straight style we saw last copple of days. and yesss am aware that it is fake hair. bout those hips, its just a freaking tight corset shes wearing plus the dress (or whatever you call it) is just shaped like that. ah well.
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How do u get a hater alert for that?!
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Trolls...
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die trolls, die!!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxxPLDZnqwA
need to watch this vid after another hate alert.
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btw, how did you get 4 alerts for just asking that question...kinda childish. well just needed to get that of my chest.
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What a horrible fucking outfit.
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Her boobs are pushed up to her chin. The photo quality is poor. No Booty in these boot1licious pictures.
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She's getting closer and closer to being a bloke every post.
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I could play the bongos on that fat arse.
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Don't forget C with BH.
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Is that costume made of metal?
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more like mental....
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trannylicious :-)
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you're such a badkittie... ;)
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Sigh... the hip part is the costume not her. It's how the costume was constructed, it came with those built in hip-humps or whatever you call them.
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It looks retarded.
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the make up broadens her features.
as in, makes her look like a man.
i' sure she will look 10x better at her next concert though so who cares.
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Cha-ching. She's always been the center of attention anyway.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aASCZgbJxC8
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LOL
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It is absolute greed.
Even though I love her and Jay Z's music, they are the most money grubbing people I have ever seen.
I lost a lot of respect for her when she accepted money from that terrorist Gadaffi to perform for him.
She had an opportunity with Haiti to shed that blood money and donate it to help the people there, but she did not.
Even though is does not matter to them, I will no longer support their products.
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fucking tranny faced, egotistical fat ass...those 2 other girls in the background are waay prettier; i thought back-up dancers had to be less attractive from the performer...and the fact that she has fake tits is obvious in this set.
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Honestly she doesn't need the extra 50lbs of costume
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RUN brasil RUN......Tina Turner could mop up the floor with her
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people are going WILD with the hater button lol
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This is definetly not complete without an ass shot...
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I am so tired of this look. Her backup dancers look better.
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fraud whore:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwNpeEFIISo
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bullshit
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shut your trap, you fat bitch
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Interesting link - but don't a lot of popular hip hop artists rip off (or sample, whichever you prefer)others?
I try not to listen to a lot of hip hop, but that's really what's wrong with so many of the "innovative" artists of that genre. One example being Dr. Dre sampling Funkadelic throughout the G-Funk era.
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if you're gonna be inspired by others to the point of copying them, you at least admit to it. You don't go around, screaming "it's all me!" "I'm the first to do this" "I wrote this song" "i am so original" etc. The moment you do that, people will call you out on your BS.
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I remember a while back when some guy called her robo hoe. Cause of her ridiculous stage outfit.
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Who fucking cares if her hair is fake or real, her face is beautiful
love her eye shape and skin color and not forget that killer body
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Bey did that for Taylor Swift's lame, undeserving ass after Kanye West rightfully PWNED her on national TV, last year, didn't she? Subsequently sparking the 'Taylor Swift Sympathy Tour' and pissing off millions of concert goers after they wasted good money on her lackluster sold-out appearances.
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Hey Phil!
Don't forget to go here ( http://www.moejackson.com/2009-pixie-lott-attempts-to-fill-michael-jacks... ) to hate on all the comments I PWNED your dumb ass on... especially the ones you couldn't come up with a response to cuz, as usual, you were playing out of your league with the BIG DAWG!! I wanna hit that 3:1/hater:rocked ratio by week's end. Help a brotha out, will ya!?
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Your wish is my desire, your hated in that thread now.
I love this new system personally, its just adds to the drama llama, and fuels certain peoples EmoNerdRage.
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You basically just claimed that you're Phil.
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lol, I promise you not that its worth much cause of the anonymity of the interwebz, that I am myself, without any alts. It just isnt worth my time to pretend to be anyone other than myself.
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p.s. funny thing, is that d55 has accused me of being you once or twice.
p.s.s. Didnt you hear we are all alts of Moe?
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That's because d55's a delusional paranoid schizophrenic with low self-esteem and a stubborn yeast infection.
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