Bikini Pics! Kelly Brook Still Vacationing in Barbados! Ow!
Wednesday, June 30th, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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It appears the pain from Kelly Brook's recent breakup with rugby player Danny Cipriani is pretty severe b/c I don't think she'll leave Barbados for a while (our fingers are crossed)---or at least until she lands a sugar daddy who can bag her on the rebound! Or maybe Kelly's waiting for Billy Zane to make a return?! Who knows... All we know is that when chicks like Kelly come off somewhat long-term relationships, they tend to be susceptible to one-night stands before they decide to settle with someone for a temporary relationship (which will last anywhere from 9-36 months.
Anyway, I know some of you guys are getting tired of Kelly strutting her goods in the Caribbean, so please refrain from diving into this latest flood pics featuring Kelly rocking many different bikini colors!! OWWW!!
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she is truly spectacular, her playboy is gonna break sales records
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now i know why muslims dont let their wives wear bikinis, damn!! her body is dangerous!!
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Yes! She has many weapons of mass destruction!!!
never getting tired of this and I love that blue one piece
She wears it well
I guess these are ny favorite bikini shots of the year no doubt
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LMFAO!!!!! Word!!!
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Her playboy issue will definitely be quite something
I just hoping for more bikini pictures and there they pop up, maybe there is a god
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ugh for Christs sake just wear a g-string!
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she is quite scrumptious, but damn... that blue suit on the last page is an atrocity...
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lovely woman, wow!
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I hate those high waisted bikinis. they remind me of early 90's post cards.
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ahhhhhhhh, those hips! She's SO hot!
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She wears the most hideous bikinis! In every bikini post with her they have been awful.
Upon saying that....her body is near perfect!
Her taste in swimmies is reminiscent of Cheryl Cole's taste in clothing. They are both near perfect looking women, however, they drape themselves in horrid attire.
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100% agree and would add Jessica Alba to that list.
The only bikini on Kelly I loved was this red one:
http://www.moejackson.com/2009-kelly-brook-riley-steele-todays-lesbian-s...
still, I would love to see her in something really nice.
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She designs bikinis over here so they might be from her own range
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The only thing I like about her bikini is that it ties on the sides. I love when girls wear those and I love to untie them.
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You better be talking about behind closed doors!
The worst is when that happens to you- in front of a bunch of your friends while boating- standing up on the highest part of the boat.... what a bastard.
Luckily everyone was pretty drunk- so hopefully there was little memory attached to that event.
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Well the doors can stay open, depending where we are but I did mean in private. Woah that really happened to you?! Man I missed out!
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Yes it did- all it took was a quick pull at the strings! Those things are not made to last
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Pictures or it didn't happen ;D
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I'd have to ask the others on the boat- I'm sure I woulda known about them by now though! Blackmail photos
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Or potential submission for playboy? I mean you are really hot Tracy...
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Well thanks!
I don't think I'm the kind of look playboy prefers though! Blond and fake boobed!
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Nah.
You're too good for Playboy.
^__^
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hustler?
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HAHAHAHA!!!
*In Larry Flynt voice*
"How do you feel about "water sports" Tracy??"
"What if we make you sit in a swimming pool of dog food? Would that turn you on, Tracy"???
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Would turn lesbo for Kelly! Damn rite I would!
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Well it's basically the same pics in a different bikini, but still, I love this woman.
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owwwwwww
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Hmm Ms. Brook's body shape is amazing, her boobs are brilliant but her ass is nearly flat. If she had Sasha Grey's bubblelicious booty, she'd be a 10.
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Fuck Me I dont need any coffee now.
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE.
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You should put photos of her on your alarm clock!
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If any guy is getting tired of seeing Kelly Brook in a bikini, then please hand over your man card ASAP!
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She looks good but I think the ass is lacking a bit. Needs to plump out a bit. I like the blue bikini/one-piece/whatever-the-fuck-it-is, it's quite sexual paha.
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High rise mom jeans and high rise bikini bottoms that she keeps wearing make me think she's stuck in the 80's. They are ugly. The back of her bikini bottom makes her look like she has diapers on because it's so high. The bikini she had on in the previous post was ugly and 80's style, too. I am getting annoyed. That body needs a bikini like this:
http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_366/1234733542we3178.jpg
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still all I can say is WOW
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Damned!!! she definetly carries weapons of mass distraction...well for me another sleepless night just thinking what if...and also the snoring of my other half won't help either...
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whats the name of that song?
Just Can’t Get Enough...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vte4HUoRDSI
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No,no...thats rubbish
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BuaHs2y2I0&feature=related
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and that is blocked in my country. true rubbish
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http://videolog.uol.com.br/video.php?id=297590
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what show or movie is she from?
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my bf looked at her pic and said "wow, she's completely devoid of any muscle tone...nice tits though" Lol...I was shocked. He thinks her legs are skinny and lacking muscle and zero ass turn him off...
Thank God for my athletic legs and bubble butt..lol
He def has a type though and very picky about it.
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ditto
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He's 100% correct.
But it works for her some reason. I said in another post that that could come back to haunt her in the future, but for right now, she is perfect the way she is.
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Oh yeah, and you'd better give your man some bonus ass for tryin' to downplay Kelly's "assets" in front of you. It can be very hard for us men not to gawk, even in front of our shorties.
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lol...he gawks at women all the time. I SHOW him hot women! I am not at all threatened by it because he's SOOOOOOOOOO INTO ME ALL THE TIME. It's crazy. I'm 42 and I can't believe I have found a man who thinks I'm perfect...lol My head doesn't swell because I know I'm not but really he's perfect for me. He calls me his "busty Avatar" lol...he thinks that body with bigger boobs is perfection. Every guy is different.
He was an Olympian and played varsity sports in university so he spent his "horny years" around athletic women. I think that's why he notices lack of muscle curves/flat butts and "mall chicks" as being gross to him. Kelly is a mall chick with great boobs ( he loves boobs).
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Awwww, that's really cute.
Even an evil bastard like myself can't hate on y'alls luv.
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thanks...I'm gonna go give my man some love now. :)
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*sigh* Why does she have to have no ass? Perfection from the front (excluding the face). And those high waisted bikinis are very annoying.
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I want to see her naked. right now.
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The body is banging, the titties are banging.......there is criticism to be had, but that really is on the margins!! You really got to LOOK HARD for faults, seriously!!
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Don't care much for the baby poop coloured bikini.
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I SPY TOE GUYS! DO YOU SEE IT? I SEE IT! ALL HAIL THE TOE OF THY CAMEL!
I'll shut up now :(
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That is one helluva curvy body. Those hips..... damn! And was somebody saying she has no ass? That's one fine looking ass if you ask me.
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H.O.T.
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contrary to what some are saying about her high-waisted bikinis, i kind of like it. it reminds me of the 90s yes, but maybe thats why i like it. i dont know. i like when a woman does something differently than most others, even if its just something small and quirky like wearing high-waisted bathing suits
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yeah i dont mind them either!
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