BLAND CAM: Amanda Bynes @ The Maxim 2010 Super Bowl Party

These were snapped over the weekend in Miami.

It looks like someone needs a retooling! Maybe Amanda should have a talk with Heidi Montag? Let's just say if she busted out on the scene with a few plastic surgery procedures, I can't really see it hurting her crippled career...


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Oww!

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 @ 12:03pm
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Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 @ 3:39pm
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Double Oww!!

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 @ 5:55pm
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Thursday, February 11th, 2010 @ 4:08pm
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Ok I just read that, and it sounds like she done scared her chocolate man off.

Thursday, February 11th, 2010 @ 5:59pm
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the way to get him back is to give him a bastardly.com tee. ;)

Friday, February 12th, 2010 @ 12:35pm
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Vanessa Minnillo >>>>>>>> boring Bynes with no hips and a creepy smile

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 @ 12:11pm
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ah... the creepy smile.... love it!

creepy smile guy

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 @ 1:58pm
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go,spangly ! :)

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 @ 2:19pm
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Thanks Glim... I know it's your thing to post funny pics but when something comes to mind, I like to join you!

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 @ 2:49pm
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Hate this crooked prick Joel Osteen.
Whenever I am referring to someone as a crook, I always call them Joel Osteen jr.

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 @ 3:38pm
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lol

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 @ 5:54pm
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That is one ugly dude and the fact that he's portraying himself as holier than thou is not helping his case.

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 @ 10:00pm
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he looks like he wants to rape you regardless of your gender and then finger paint the walls with your entrails. Yeah this mofo looks like he should be on Texas Chainsaw Massacre, not a pulpit.

Friday, February 12th, 2010 @ 3:17pm
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she isn't looking bad, but not good either, what is going on with her

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 @ 12:13pm
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I love Amanda, no need for any work done, also, I can imagine she has some really cute boobs =)

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 @ 12:21pm
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why do whores want to look orange when they "tan"?

i was sticking up for this chipmunk-cheek bitch for a good long time because i dig her legs and love it when she wears good fuck me boots, but this...no fucking way.

NO fucking way.

i ain't down with orange.

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 @ 12:34pm
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'why do whores want to look orange when they "tan"?'

because orange is the color of energy...

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 @ 1:11pm
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Because most women don't know how to apply make up or tan to flatter them. The end result is a cheap, orangey, blotchy colour.

Fake tan should only ever be the colour that your skin would go naturally in the sun. So if you are light skinned wearing a tan that's intended for darker skinned people then you will look orange.

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 @ 2:02pm
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omg christina looks hideous!

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 @ 2:12pm
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lol i know its pretty bad, especially the accumulation of orange around her hairline!

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 @ 2:21pm
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thanks for the knowledge, a.m.

:)

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 @ 2:20pm
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Her makeup isn't the greatest here, but she's very much doable still!

Now who is the creepy dude with her?

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 @ 12:38pm
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Her lips are too muted and her hair looks like it was stuck in a dryer way too long. She has great legs and sometimes a cute smile but she is borderline "meh" category in these pics.

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 @ 12:44pm
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The face leaves a lot to be desired.

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 @ 12:51pm
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Horribad stylist needs to be fired!

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 @ 1:01pm
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she's growing up

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 @ 1:14pm
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If there was anyone to make a Herve Ledger dress look unsexy, its her.

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 @ 1:18pm
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True, it just emphasizes the lack of curves on this one.

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 @ 1:20pm
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Its a shame that her Maxim shoot overshadows her real life pictures. I agree with Leni and others that she seems to have no hips and is making what is usually a hot dress look boring. Plus it looks like she spilled something on the dress. There are a couple of small spots on it. Her hair is thin and fried. Really crappy. Vanessa looks hot as lava compared to her.

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 @ 1:50pm
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wow she looks terrible.

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 @ 2:13pm
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Amanda isn't what I think of when I think of a Maxum girl. She should go find a Soap Opera to go act in for the next 20 years

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 @ 2:50pm
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Nah no way. She's not appealing in any way, but she might be someones cup of tea, so fair do.

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 @ 2:54pm
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She looks like she has cheeto dust on her face

Oh and you're in trouble if not even a HL bandage dress creates the impression of curves

Conclusion-- overrated, less than average

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 @ 4:24pm
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WoW this many bad comments, Usually she gets all good one's. Anyways I think she looks better than most celebs her age.

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 @ 5:28pm
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well she's sure been working out lately & looks very hot now.....who's the guy who got hit in the face by a snowplow?...not tryn' to be mean to him just don't know, for real

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 @ 6:17pm
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She'll always look better with green slime dumped over her dumb head.

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 @ 8:36pm
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I'd crawl a mile on my belly over broken glass just to get a sniff of her dirty panties

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 @ 10:08pm
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wow seriously?

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 @ 10:45pm
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Yeah I know. I mean hot damm, I am impressed.

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 @ 10:53pm
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Um, nothing to say, but damn for the 6,000 haters!

Thursday, February 11th, 2010 @ 12:32am
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Actually, that fake tanning stuff drives me wild.

Friday, February 12th, 2010 @ 1:00pm
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Why do people tan?

I don't get it.

I've never seen a fine White girl and said, "Man, if she were darker, I'd find her attractive".

Does it really make that big of a difference?

Thursday, February 11th, 2010 @ 2:54am
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It is funny how time has changed this. A 100 yrs back having a tan was something that was seen as a low class, beneath people of society, something only a common laborer would have. Now adays having a good tan is sign of afflunce, lesiure and at times a fashion accesory. Funny how these things change.

Thursday, February 11th, 2010 @ 3:06am
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I think it shouldn't make a difference but it does. A tan is sexy, at least that's what most people think. I used to love tanning in the summer but now I stay out of the sun, it's not worth the risk.

Friday, February 12th, 2010 @ 1:11pm
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her head looks huge. and ive never found orange women attractive, i'll take a woman that goes with her natural skin color over a fake orange girl.

Thursday, February 11th, 2010 @ 4:29am
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oh man...
she's funny but not a Maxim girl.

Thursday, February 11th, 2010 @ 4:47am
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fuck tanning. pasty chicks for the win.

Thursday, February 11th, 2010 @ 2:20pm
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Amanda looks pathetic holding her maxim cover. Shameless self-promotion.

Vanessa is a goddess. I don't even care that she slept with Jeter who is nothing more than an average shortstop, but has the marketing advantage of playing on the yankees.

Thursday, February 11th, 2010 @ 11:50pm
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Thank you!!!!

I've been saying that for years. If he was an average lookin' guy who played for the Pittsburgh Pirates, nobody would care about the guy.

A-Rod was 10X the SS that Jeter was/is and Nomar Garciaparra was 15x better in his prime.

Friday, February 12th, 2010 @ 11:16pm
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ehh... lol?

Friday, February 12th, 2010 @ 4:59pm
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seriously,what is this...cause I can't believe its supposed to be makeup. It looks like some kind of allergic reaction.and btw,doesn't she look like miley cyrus's older sister?

Saturday, February 13th, 2010 @ 6:42pm
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aMANda needs to stay inside

Monday, February 15th, 2010 @ 8:26pm
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nice legs though need to be displayed on special occasions, IMO.

Monday, February 15th, 2010 @ 9:12pm
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