BLAND CAM: Amanda Bynes @ The Maxim 2010 Super Bowl Party
Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
These were snapped over the weekend in Miami.It looks like someone needs a retooling! Maybe Amanda should have a talk with Heidi Montag? Let's just say if she busted out on the scene with a few plastic surgery procedures, I can't really see it hurting her crippled career...






















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Oww!
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This is going to make your day J Sin. lol
http://globalgrind.com/channel/gossip/content/1373405/Amanda-Bynes-Tweet...
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Double Oww!!
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and this expands things abit...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/11/amanda-bynes-prefers-choc_n_458...
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Ok I just read that, and it sounds like she done scared her chocolate man off.
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the way to get him back is to give him a bastardly.com tee. ;)
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Vanessa Minnillo >>>>>>>> boring Bynes with no hips and a creepy smile
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ah... the creepy smile.... love it!
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go,spangly ! :)
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Thanks Glim... I know it's your thing to post funny pics but when something comes to mind, I like to join you!
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Hate this crooked prick Joel Osteen.
Whenever I am referring to someone as a crook, I always call them Joel Osteen jr.
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lol
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That is one ugly dude and the fact that he's portraying himself as holier than thou is not helping his case.
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he looks like he wants to rape you regardless of your gender and then finger paint the walls with your entrails. Yeah this mofo looks like he should be on Texas Chainsaw Massacre, not a pulpit.
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she isn't looking bad, but not good either, what is going on with her
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I love Amanda, no need for any work done, also, I can imagine she has some really cute boobs =)
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why do whores want to look orange when they "tan"?
i was sticking up for this chipmunk-cheek bitch for a good long time because i dig her legs and love it when she wears good fuck me boots, but this...no fucking way.
NO fucking way.
i ain't down with orange.
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'why do whores want to look orange when they "tan"?'
because orange is the color of energy...
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Because most women don't know how to apply make up or tan to flatter them. The end result is a cheap, orangey, blotchy colour.
Fake tan should only ever be the colour that your skin would go naturally in the sun. So if you are light skinned wearing a tan that's intended for darker skinned people then you will look orange.
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omg christina looks hideous!
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lol i know its pretty bad, especially the accumulation of orange around her hairline!
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thanks for the knowledge, a.m.
:)
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Her makeup isn't the greatest here, but she's very much doable still!
Now who is the creepy dude with her?
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Her lips are too muted and her hair looks like it was stuck in a dryer way too long. She has great legs and sometimes a cute smile but she is borderline "meh" category in these pics.
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The face leaves a lot to be desired.
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Horribad stylist needs to be fired!
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she's growing up
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If there was anyone to make a Herve Ledger dress look unsexy, its her.
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True, it just emphasizes the lack of curves on this one.
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Its a shame that her Maxim shoot overshadows her real life pictures. I agree with Leni and others that she seems to have no hips and is making what is usually a hot dress look boring. Plus it looks like she spilled something on the dress. There are a couple of small spots on it. Her hair is thin and fried. Really crappy. Vanessa looks hot as lava compared to her.
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wow she looks terrible.
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Amanda isn't what I think of when I think of a Maxum girl. She should go find a Soap Opera to go act in for the next 20 years
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Nah no way. She's not appealing in any way, but she might be someones cup of tea, so fair do.
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She looks like she has cheeto dust on her face
Oh and you're in trouble if not even a HL bandage dress creates the impression of curves
Conclusion-- overrated, less than average
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WoW this many bad comments, Usually she gets all good one's. Anyways I think she looks better than most celebs her age.
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well she's sure been working out lately & looks very hot now.....who's the guy who got hit in the face by a snowplow?...not tryn' to be mean to him just don't know, for real
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She'll always look better with green slime dumped over her dumb head.
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I'd crawl a mile on my belly over broken glass just to get a sniff of her dirty panties
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wow seriously?
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Yeah I know. I mean hot damm, I am impressed.
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Um, nothing to say, but damn for the 6,000 haters!
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Actually, that fake tanning stuff drives me wild.
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Why do people tan?
I don't get it.
I've never seen a fine White girl and said, "Man, if she were darker, I'd find her attractive".
Does it really make that big of a difference?
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It is funny how time has changed this. A 100 yrs back having a tan was something that was seen as a low class, beneath people of society, something only a common laborer would have. Now adays having a good tan is sign of afflunce, lesiure and at times a fashion accesory. Funny how these things change.
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I think it shouldn't make a difference but it does. A tan is sexy, at least that's what most people think. I used to love tanning in the summer but now I stay out of the sun, it's not worth the risk.
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her head looks huge. and ive never found orange women attractive, i'll take a woman that goes with her natural skin color over a fake orange girl.
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oh man...
she's funny but not a Maxim girl.
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fuck tanning. pasty chicks for the win.
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Amanda looks pathetic holding her maxim cover. Shameless self-promotion.
Vanessa is a goddess. I don't even care that she slept with Jeter who is nothing more than an average shortstop, but has the marketing advantage of playing on the yankees.
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Thank you!!!!
I've been saying that for years. If he was an average lookin' guy who played for the Pittsburgh Pirates, nobody would care about the guy.
A-Rod was 10X the SS that Jeter was/is and Nomar Garciaparra was 15x better in his prime.
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ehh... lol?
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seriously,what is this...cause I can't believe its supposed to be makeup. It looks like some kind of allergic reaction.and btw,doesn't she look like miley cyrus's older sister?
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aMANda needs to stay inside
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nice legs though need to be displayed on special occasions, IMO.
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