Body Painted Ashley Green Drinks SoBe Lifewater! OW!!
Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash News Online; See more from this shoot!In what appears to be a new pic from a previous series we posted a while back, "Twilight" star Ashley Greene is seen pimping zero calorie soft drink SoBe Lifewater in a sexy painted-on bikini. Rumor has it that it took lucky-bastard artists roughly 12 hours to paint the bikini on Ashley's bod (now, that sounds like a cool fucking way to make a living! OW!).
As you guys know, there are many more pics to this series and the best ones will appear in the upcoming Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue that hits newsstands on February 9th.
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Realistically they could have painted the bikini in about 20 mins, you know they were just enjoying themselves.
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no a.m. those 12 hour days are brutal... ;)
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i would do the same thing, it would take me a long time to paint her
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Too bad they couldn't paint on some ass and hips.
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6-3 right now, not a bad trade.
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Yeah I would paint her with my special paint.
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I think she's pretty, and does well with what she's got....and yeah I'd paint her too...finger paint her...
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they probably used brushes and airbrushes. i wouldve gone old school and finger painted
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Owww!!
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ok, I was gonna make a "what about an off-white colored water-based paint from a magical paint brush from which the paint squeezes out" comment. But then I decided there were already way to many comments like that. OWWWW!
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'i am what i drink "
oh have fun with those words moej. mavens. ;)
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pure airbrush magic. zzzzzzz
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I saw these photos somewhere on the web last week & wasn't all that impressed then....girls got no waisteline, she goes down like a pyramid....measurements must be around 32-31-38 and as far as hacking the water goes..man there are a mess of things in the supermarket anymore...I'll just take Wal-Mart brand cheep stuff, it tasrs the same to me & saves me many $$$$ that would of been wasted on expensive flavored water.....now I can afford to go see Avitar whithout the eight buck popcorn thank you very much
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I change the water filter on my fridge all the time and that tastes better than the store bought stuff. And this is a guy who hasn't drank tap water since he was a kid.
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I still like her and will show unusual restraint regarding the "I am what I drink" note.
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shit, realistically speaking, I don't think I'd ever be able to paint anything on her, whenever I'd get a section done, I'd most likely smear it all with my tongue.
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Hottest thing she has done so far in her career. This shit makes her relevant for at least another couple of years. Her agent deserves a big fat bonus.
p.s. allow me to add some paint to this work of art.....
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when i see that i always immediately think Japanese anime tentacle fetish porn
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you make it sound like there is something wrong with Japanese anime tentacle fetish porn....
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not my intention. thats just what comes to mind
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real life is a lot scarier...
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two... *sigh*
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Half of me wants to look it up, the other half of me knows better. lol
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fallen,i've seen this classic before/but never so big. you must have a big...
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I think she's really pretty and sexy in live action, but she only looks good in photos with certain body positions and poses.
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Oh, great, once the SI swimsuit issue is released, we'll be forced to view posts of all the skinny models with zero sex appeal.
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:(
Bar Rafaeli, Irina Sheik, Jessica Gomes are SI models.
Gomes and Rafaeli will stand for the bodies, and Irina for the amazing sex appeal.
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+ Gomes has nice hands
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009_swimsuit/party/09_party_15.html
http://album.udn.com/community/img/PSN_PHOTO/serena0716/f_1503033_1.jpg
http://i.cdn.turner.com/sivault/swimsuit/image/2009/09_jessica-gomes_01....
BONUS
http://iknowtheledge.com/images/jessica-gomes-bikini-si-03.jpg
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I wasn't the one hating this btw :p
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Now the bikini is painted on, the top and the bottom meaning there is no actual clothing on.
That means when she is stretched out on the beach like that, well the optimum position would be well, directly behind her, if you catch my drift.
Nice.
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I am curious to know who is going to be the cover.
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I havent been interested since i saw those nakeds of her and she was sooooooooooo terribly flat, uggh. She looks good here though i guess.
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