Body Painted Ashley Green Drinks SoBe Lifewater! OW!!

Photo Credit: Splash News Online; See more from this shoot!

In what appears to be a new pic from a previous series we posted a while back, "Twilight" star Ashley Greene is seen pimping zero calorie soft drink SoBe Lifewater in a sexy painted-on bikini. Rumor has it that it took lucky-bastard artists roughly 12 hours to paint the bikini on Ashley's bod (now, that sounds like a cool fucking way to make a living! OW!).

As you guys know, there are many more pics to this series and the best ones will appear in the upcoming Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue that hits newsstands on February 9th.

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Realistically they could have painted the bikini in about 20 mins, you know they were just enjoying themselves.

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010 @ 5:01pm
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no a.m. those 12 hour days are brutal... ;)

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010 @ 6:11pm
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i would do the same thing, it would take me a long time to paint her

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010 @ 5:06pm
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Too bad they couldn't paint on some ass and hips.

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010 @ 5:09pm
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6-3 right now, not a bad trade.

Thursday, February 4th, 2010 @ 12:20pm
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Yeah I would paint her with my special paint.

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010 @ 5:12pm
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I think she's pretty, and does well with what she's got....and yeah I'd paint her too...finger paint her...

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010 @ 5:14pm
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they probably used brushes and airbrushes. i wouldve gone old school and finger painted

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010 @ 5:17pm
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Owww!!

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010 @ 5:30pm
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ok, I was gonna make a "what about an off-white colored water-based paint from a magical paint brush from which the paint squeezes out" comment. But then I decided there were already way to many comments like that. OWWWW!

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010 @ 5:42pm
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'i am what i drink "

oh have fun with those words moej. mavens. ;)

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010 @ 6:13pm
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pure airbrush magic. zzzzzzz

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010 @ 6:19pm
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I saw these photos somewhere on the web last week & wasn't all that impressed then....girls got no waisteline, she goes down like a pyramid....measurements must be around 32-31-38 and as far as hacking the water goes..man there are a mess of things in the supermarket anymore...I'll just take Wal-Mart brand cheep stuff, it tasrs the same to me & saves me many $$$$ that would of been wasted on expensive flavored water.....now I can afford to go see Avitar whithout the eight buck popcorn thank you very much

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010 @ 6:31pm
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I change the water filter on my fridge all the time and that tastes better than the store bought stuff. And this is a guy who hasn't drank tap water since he was a kid.

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010 @ 6:44pm
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I still like her and will show unusual restraint regarding the "I am what I drink" note.

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010 @ 6:45pm
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shit, realistically speaking, I don't think I'd ever be able to paint anything on her, whenever I'd get a section done, I'd most likely smear it all with my tongue.

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010 @ 6:45pm
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Hottest thing she has done so far in her career. This shit makes her relevant for at least another couple of years. Her agent deserves a big fat bonus.

p.s. allow me to add some paint to this work of art.....

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010 @ 7:05pm
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when i see that i always immediately think Japanese anime tentacle fetish porn

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010 @ 7:09pm
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you make it sound like there is something wrong with Japanese anime tentacle fetish porn....

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010 @ 7:28pm
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not my intention. thats just what comes to mind

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010 @ 7:30pm
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real life is a lot scarier...

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010 @ 7:36pm
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two... *sigh*

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010 @ 7:46pm
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Half of me wants to look it up, the other half of me knows better. lol

Thursday, February 4th, 2010 @ 1:59am
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fallen,i've seen this classic before/but never so big. you must have a big...

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010 @ 7:24pm
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I think she's really pretty and sexy in live action, but she only looks good in photos with certain body positions and poses.

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010 @ 8:11pm
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Oh, great, once the SI swimsuit issue is released, we'll be forced to view posts of all the skinny models with zero sex appeal.

Thursday, February 4th, 2010 @ 12:47am
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:(
Bar Rafaeli, Irina Sheik, Jessica Gomes are SI models.
Gomes and Rafaeli will stand for the bodies, and Irina for the amazing sex appeal.

Thursday, February 4th, 2010 @ 3:03am
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I wasn't the one hating this btw :p

Thursday, February 4th, 2010 @ 5:54am
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Now the bikini is painted on, the top and the bottom meaning there is no actual clothing on.
That means when she is stretched out on the beach like that, well the optimum position would be well, directly behind her, if you catch my drift.
Nice.

Thursday, February 4th, 2010 @ 2:01am
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I am curious to know who is going to be the cover.

Thursday, February 4th, 2010 @ 7:51am
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I havent been interested since i saw those nakeds of her and she was sooooooooooo terribly flat, uggh. She looks good here though i guess.

Thursday, February 4th, 2010 @ 8:21am
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