BREAKING!! Audrina Patridge Hits Up The Diesel Store in West Hollywood!
Friday, January 15th, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Hit up Diesel's online store for the hottest goods!I like how Audrina's covering up her eyes w/ the sunglasses. At least she's making an attempt to not look completely cracked out, right? Good for her!
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is she homeless?
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is she is she can come live with me, shes still hotter than kristin
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if*
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APC >>>>> Diesel. Hell Levi's 501 are better than the great majority of Diesel jeans.
And yes she is ugly and should live on Skid Row. Seriously not even Sebastian Bach would hit that.
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are you so sure back wouldn't ??
anyway think your the first here to ref apc...
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She seriously looks retarded with those ceiling eyes.
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better with sunglasses but she is past her prime
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Yea, better with the sunglasses.
I wonder how she would look without the breast implants.
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I would love to tear that up. Something about her maybe the vision of her in a bikini that make me want to raw dog her
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keep those glasses on...always
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haha!
OR these
http://media.uxcell.com/uxcell/images/item/catalog/ux_a08042800ux0015_ux...
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here is what i like about Audrina: she doesn't aspire nor attempt to be more than a reality TV star. she's just all i'm a good-looking, fake-boobed 20'something who doesn't deserve, but gots it. i'd do her in a heartbeat and let her take me out to dinner afterward.
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OK maybe Im losing it, but isnt that Dr. Rey of Dr. 90210 fame, in the background of pg2/pic1 and pg2/pic3.
It sure looks like a man in scrubs with a stethoscope around his neck, with Dr Rey coloring and hair.
p.s. meh @ audrina
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excellent observation! maybe she's getting some lip touch ups?
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bolt-on re-alignment
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Meh indeed but I'd still want a piece. It's just something about her ya know.
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Yeah I'd pound her deep & hard and spunk on her face. That would fix the eyes.
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People still wear Diesel? I remember having five pairs in 2000, but haven't worn a pair since then. I like Audrina's style - it's always pretty basic, and clean, but still stylish and sexy. She is dumb but sweet. I really love the boots, if only because I have a pair just like them.
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and what do you wear now ???
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She actually looks hot when you can't see her eyes.
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Did she steal those boots from the Pirates of the Caribbean set?
Anyway, you know what you're getting with Audrina. She's a dumb slut who'll give you some good fucking. She's most likely down for anything sexually, even creampies and cumming on her face.
After you've channeled your inner Jackson Pollack, you leave immediately. You may feel like a whore, but what are you gonna do, actually have a conversation with this idiot?
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speechless after that post...
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fukin hottie
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Where is spangly? Anyways, she lookd good when her clothes are nice and tight.
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I'm here Bowser. Thanks for remembering. If she ever visits the Bastardly, I want to be the one that "makes contact"! I ALWAYS like to see Audrina. I like Noah's comments above. Audrina knows her place in the Hollyweird universe and she is lovin' it. I would advise her to get rid of those flat boots though and wear some with heels.
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Hey spangly I got the perfect outfit for her: tight blouse,leather mini skirt,and those knee high boots with the hell. And the boots only leaves so much in her calves the boots look painted on.
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Heel not hell and I always meant to say so much space. But you already knew that I'm sure.
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Love those tight pants...and those boobs look very nice too...eyes? what eyes? I haven't got my sights that far up yet...
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top picture on page two... you can see that she's ABOUT to do her trademark ceiling eyes again! Ooooh, you were so CLOSE, Audrina!
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She deserves a reach around
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haha, definitely better with the shades... too bad she's looking at a cum spot on the top of the lens...
jesus is going to strike her dead one day for continually checking out his bod...
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Stupid fucking bitch. I'd hit her across the back of the head with a shovel to try to help her straighten her eyes back. Famous for absolutely NOTHING.
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haha.......man that's harsh!!
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Her tits make me forgive a lot.
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First pic is what Fat Pig Kardashian *should* look like after a proper diet.
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Something about her makes me think she'd be a an exceedingly good fuck.
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Is it just me or does she look even better actually looking ahead rather than up.
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The body, all the magic is in the body.
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Fugly, fake, plastic and stupid a complete waste of space.
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thanks j
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nice trick with that glasses, Audrina..
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Watch out for her spin-off: Ceiling Eyes: Private Eye.
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