BREAKING! Hayden Panettiere & Daddy-Boyfriend Fly Delta Airlines!
Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinOne thing's for sure, Hayden Panettiere & 34-year old boyfriend Wladimir Klitschko definitely aren't Mile High Club members. Then again, who really knows for sure, right?
For all we know, he probably puts Hayden inside his pants first & then proceeds to squeeze into an airplane bathroom. Once inside, then I'm sure he'll toss his lil' love-child either on the sink or on top of a closed toilet before going into animal mode on Hayden's bod.
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what does he see in her? and is animal mode the less cool way of saying beast mode lmao
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Yea, I wonder. I would picture him with some huge breasted sexy bikini model or something.
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I shall pray to the gods for a giant fiery plane crash.
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o look it's Hayden with her Dad again..
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I feel bad for the next guy. It's gonna be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway after this bohemoth is threw with her.
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Are they filming a new Mighty Joe Young, her being the leading woman?
That hair...
http://wpsmedia.latimes.com/image/backlot/2008/5/1/Charlize_Theron_Might...
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how do they communicate? does he even speak english? or do they express each other with dirty, dirty, dirty sex?
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I like her hair.
Im also still waiting for Wladimir vs Haye.....someone is getting KTFO!!
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what is it about super tall guys and freaky short little midgetling girls?? not that i'm a bitter tall girl or anything :l
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Something about him turns me on. Then again most Slavic men will do it for me.
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o_O
He's all yours...
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Yea, I'm weird like that.
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It's OK.
We all have our different opinions on what's hot. I prefer my boys to look like they just got out of San Quentin.
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Mmmmhmmm, good old San Quentin inmates.
Actually the one on the far left looks pretty good to me. I would definitely write him some letters.
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I like my boys beefy, hard-looking & covered in lots of tats.
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Me too. He's really big and he can kick any guy's ass and probably has a sexy Slavic accent.
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Oh man, the accent gets me every time.
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Her hair....do some women consider that cute?
Normally when women steal their mens t-shirts it looks cute, here it just sort of looks silly.
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Actually, I do.
Then again, my hair is in a mini pomp with a ponytail in the back.
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I reserve judgement on your hair, since I cant see it.
I ment her hair cute on her like that, I can see it working on some gals, just not Hayden, at least not for me.
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they could have saved some money if he slid her into that dog crate
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That's fucking funny.
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i guess i have to root for them, they seem pretty happy
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This could be okay if she looked like an adult; as it stands, she still looks like a short kid who has just hit puberty (with a bad haircut). So all in all it's pretty fucking weird and sick.
Hayden honey, you can chop off your hair, frown and date an older guy - it still doesn't mean anyone will take you seriously. Up until you reach your thirties you will unfortunately be isolated to being a 'hot piece of ass' and sexually objectified. Folllowing that you will then be mercilessly criticised for 'letting yourself go' because you won't be as young and men will feel less inclined to want to fuck you or fantasize about you. So unless you prove to have some kind of noteworthy talent (which doesn't look likely) you don't stand a chance. Run now while you still can.
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I Hope he doesn't Break her.......
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