BREAKING! Jessica Biel Took Her Dog Out For A Walk!!!
Wednesday, March 24th, 2010 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
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Jessica Biel is supposedly rumored to be the choice along with Jennifer Garner for Jamie Foxx's script for Laverne & Shirley.“Jamie [Foxx] and I are trying to do it. He’s writing it. It’s a whole different modern day take on how they came up on the streets during difficult times. Laverne would be this very tough girl with a big ‘L’ tattooed on her arm. Jennifer Garner would play Laverne and Jessica Biel would play Shirley.” Source
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Didn't she just climb a mountain in Africa?
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I swear to God, I will shank Jamie Foxx if he casts that nasty bitch Garner as Laverne.
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nasty? isn't that a bit harsh?
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Nope. Garner is a nasty fucking bitch.
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who looks like male to female transexual
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We're gonna have to agree to disagree on that Caitie... I like Garner. if only because of alias. Jessica looks good here tho. always love to see that ass.
on an unrelated note:
Jessica Alba's decent downhill appears to be picking up speed, i can tell this by the amount of camwhoring and smiling at events she's been doing lately. i still won't comment on her posts, so i'm saying it here. DIE IN A FIRE ALBA!! NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOU ANYMORE!!
i don't even care to see the bitch naked. now how bad is that?
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I like Jess...but only for her body. I think she's got a damned good bod. But I don't think she would make a good Shirley..or for that matter Garner a good Laverne...and my bet is that the whole planning of the show will ultimately be a flop..and who's going to replace squiggy and that other dude?
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Lenny and Squiggy Were classic
how can you replace those dudes
when it comes to remakes, they should remake stuff nobody remembers
instead of embarrassing themselves but it's best not to speak before seeing the final product
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The Laverne & Shirley movie idea sounds like a terrible idea. I have no doubt that it will not much like the original show and will most likely be an awful movie.
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What did she piss herself or something?
She is so beige.
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ass sweat? its something nasty...
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Nice dog. Is she still working?
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she looks much thinner than usually
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Since when does Jamie Foxx write screenplays? WTF And just because he's Jamie Foxx shit will get taken seriously.
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This chick is old news. She's lost her ass and i've lost interest.
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I'd suck her shorts to taste her Ass Sweat.......... MMMMMMMM
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i threw up in my mouth...you've outdone yourself
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Jennifer Garner on "Alias" was one of the hottest women of all-times. Str8 up.
She gets a lifetime pass from me.
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Wtf she got corns and shit on her feet lol, other than that she's flawless. You don't think so? Some dude once paid her $30,000 for a date.
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lookin' real good Jess.
shouldn't she be getting ready for the WNFL season by now? this linebacker who is of no value to anyone needs to do that or roll back the clock and show some titty in 2000.
too late bitch. it's just too late.
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Before i get to my original thought, WTF!? Jamie Foxx is really startin to piss me off now man. First the Halle Berry shit, he gets a pass and a lil' respect for that, just a lil...But then i heard this mothafucka stole the roll for one of the Kane and Lynch guys, and he ain't even white, balding or as dead of a ringer for Kane as Billy Bob Thorton, NOW THIS NIGGA IS WRITIN A SCRIPT FOR LAVERN AND SHIRLEY!?
Oh...my...fucking...God......come on man, just come on please for the love of God.....
Anyway, Biel's ass is diminished! The fuck happened!? And i know, ya they're loose ass shorts, but she used to fill those out regardless...i need some photographic proof she's still got it or it's over.
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she's ugly.
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not hot unless she's all done up by stylists.
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