BREAKING! Kirsten Dunst Pasty Bikini Pics From Cannes!
Monday, May 24th, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThese were snapped over the weekend at the exclusive Eden Roc Hotel as Kristen hit the pool. Let's hope she schedules in a tan b/c it's almost painful to look at her bod...
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YAY I am the first one to comment... Whoa she is white :O
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first on a kirsten dunst post! you're like Neo in The Matrix. like, you're super special aussiegrrrrrrrl
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YEP!! so lucky...
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Yep...that's the case...
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I was deliberatly being a cretin with that first comment, a cretin means
obnoxious stupid person for all the bastards who don't understand what I ment.
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Mike Wazowski doesnt want you using the word cretin if you arent going to pronounce it right
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Honey, we have a human dictionary on this site. We know what cretin means. And we know that you were being facetious. No need to try and save face now, ok? You're among good company. There's juice & cold cuts in the fridge. And take your shoes off at the door, we do the Japanese thing here.
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"we do the Japanese thing here."
cool, ive always wanted to eat sushi off of naked women.
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I'm shocked. Her body is in better shape than it has been in a while. I don't mind pasty; better than a chick suffering from the ravages of over-tanning (Lisa Rinna as one example)
Yup. Time to bust a nut on those milkers.
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what would lil kristen say about that??
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why would someone that pasty wear a black bikini?
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It's the pasty hotness.
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her body is looking good, she is looking sober, maybe there is still hope
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Beautiful pale white skin. And those titties are just screaming to be sucked on.
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Nice body.
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She really does have some nice tits. Best she's looked since "Bring It On" - *yes* I've seen it. The car wash scene is worth its weight in gold motherfuckers!
Face is a bit busted- she will not age well face wise... but a hot body for sure.
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i agree..
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Did anyone see her in 'How To Lose Friends And Alienate People'? Well if you haven't and are in need of a good laugh, go get yourself a copy. That movie always cheers me up!
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i liked that film/ even megan fox was good in that.
i rather laughed at the bring your daughter to work bit.nope i didn't stab myself in the eye/i laughed... :)
hanson, that film did nothing in the states.wish it did a bit better....
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Must have been a dark in whatever cave she just got out of. Body is looking alright... It can definately use some sun. Still a butter face though. When she smiles the gums remind me of a Shark biting on a piece of meat.
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Her tits are great, and her body is looking pretty tight. She's definitely brown bag worthy though.
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I don't think her face is worthy of a brown bag at all times. It's normal, whereas Fergie's bag needs to be stapled on.
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mmm only when she smiles too mnuch
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Then I guess we have to make her sad.
Hey Kirsten, you're a bitch!
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voila
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No idea what that means. By the sounds of it I'd say you're on about something that resembles a violin smothered in oil, a voila.
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you've never heard someone say "voila"?
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Nahh. Is it like /10? lol
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no lol its more like normal human communication/vernacular
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lol
(wiki answers)
It's a French word that translates to "here" in English. It's usually used as a slang term to say "ta da" sort of expression if you know what I mean by that.
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but you already knew what it means. its voice that needs to do the research.
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Aw but I felt like being obliging
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i can never hate on kiki.
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Vandeweghe?
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would motorboat/10
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both Tobey Maguire and Willem Dafoe have motorboated/10
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just because/10
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I love Tobey...
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and don't forget we saw dafoe's penis in 'Antichrist'. ;)
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3...2...1...
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I think most of us are trying to forget that.
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Dafoe sucked in Spiderman. Well he was awesome but his costume sucked. You don't put that man in something that looks out of power rangers. His face by itself is scary enough. Watch Last Temptation of Christ. You always feel like he is about to stab somebody.
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I don't really mind her whiteness. It was the yellowness of her teeth that always got to me. Did she have those cleaned up yet?
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Mad props for embracing her paleness.
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She is above average.
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No need to get a tan.
Let pale girls be pale girls.
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Team Pale w/ Green Eyes!
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The Ginger Delegation Approves Of This. ^_^
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hmmm.....
for caitie
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Well, this means we'll have to incorporate nearly all of the Ginger Delegation.
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wait so everyone here is Ginger?
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No silly. You can be pale with green eyes and not have red hair. We could do with a better name, however. Team Pale with Green Eyes doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.
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*sighs with relief*
ty!
I was really beginning to worry, it's a good name though, keeps people guessing.
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hula, if every user on this site was a ginger we would be on the FBI watch list.
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also... we would have mohammad.
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or a cult... ;)
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that sounds very elegant
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nonetheless I'm sure a few are on the list already
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Yay!
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It's better pasty than cheeto-orange, her body is very forgettable though
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I just do not understand the appeal when it comes to this girl
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surprisingly nice tits
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Hot German-American Piece of Ass - Nice Tits, she can always get a Tan, it is only May you know
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Not too shabby.
/tits
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You know what, I've never been a huge fan, but I'll give her props for accepting her whiteness not turning herself into a glazed ham.
She looks better than she has in a long time.
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She looks great. It's nice to see somebody who isn't half cooked by the sun for a change.
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I think it's not about the pasty ass, it's more because of the weird face.
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I really dig girls with sugar tits.
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i bet most people would still hit that.
she's got a great rack.
and she looks pretty in shape too.
plus she dated jack gyllenhal. and you don't score like that unless you're willing to put a little kink in your night.
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