BREAKING! Lindsay Lohan Walks Around Paris Trying To Look Important!
Saturday, March 6th, 2010 early in the evening, before sex by Moe
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Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinYesterday we reported that Lindsay Lohan was denied entrance into a Christian Dior fashion show b/c she arrived fashionably late while forgetting one small detail: She's merely a D-list camera whore and not the editor of Vogue.
Anyway, later in the evening Lindsay was spotted doing what does best--walking to a exclusive club (VIP Room) to get wasted and have Drunken Sugar Daddy Sex.
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i hope there will soon be a video of lindsay doing these activities, in order:
1) snorting a line of coke
2) snorting a line of coke off that dudes cock
3) licking that dudes taint
4) getting fucked in the ass WHILE snorting coke
5) taking a load on her face AFTER licking that dudes taint and AFTER snorting a line of coke
6) passed out in an alley, with coke on her nose, and some bum pisses on her head to wake her up because her life is THAT FUCKING SAD.
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"because her life is THAT FUCKING SAD"
....says the person that just typed all that about her...
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LOL exactly.
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Now I really don't know what to say about that.
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Why does she always look like she hasn't had a shower or slept in over a week?
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she's been doing the things on wiseblood's list ????
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See first post for answer.
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ugh how could anybody be jealous of something thats just so fucking gross?
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hmm the money ???
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Maybe if she was a *working* actress... does anyone even cast her anymore?
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(that is assuming you didn't mean her prostitution/drug selling money)
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Well I used to really care, because lindsay fufilled my red head "thing"....
Anyways in the last 2 years, she has basically turned in a couple mediocre preformances, had her guest star run cut, and the only thing she has in the oven is a big-ish part in Robert Rodriguez's "Machete", yes this is the movie that had the fake ad in the Grindhouse Presents "Planet Terror" and "Deathproof" movies. I believe this comes out mid April.
I see this as being the real make or break for her. Rumor has it that she goes topless.....
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"I see this as being the real make or break for her. Rumor has it that she goes topless....."
ugh if i dont even care to see you topless it's likely that you're already broken.
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Well and it isnt like it is a big reveal, we have already see it a bunch of times via a few different media types.
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There's only one person that can compare to this druggie, that I can think of anyway..and that's Amy Winehouse...we should take a poll on that..lol.
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very difficult decision to make here......hummm Amy Wino only cuz I think she's been at it longer & is actually alive....Ok more like a zombie than alive
how about a remake of "The Living Dead" call it "Return of the Coke Heads" using both of these zombie creaturez..no need for any make-up or costumes either
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almost an improvement, but still kinda not..
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where's the "almost improvement" you're referring to? her being in another country?
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cheap crap fake fur coat...check
borrowed dress that will not be returned....check
bad weave....check
glazed eyes.....check
scrawny legs....check
9 extra vials in pocket....check
self important attitude.....check
skipping out on hotel bill....check
have no idea of where I am....check
brain dead.....long ago check
unknown guy to prevent falling down, again....check
Ok so it looks like she's ready to strike a pose again.....
*sighs* why do you keep posting this crap Mo
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Gorgeous
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i rocked that because that word is sooo out of place on this post and you capitalized the g hahahaha your a funny dude
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your obsession with lindsay lohan is a dead giveaway pammy dearest
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Dying hair black was a good move, but she still looks like a pile of puke.
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I disagree, I think black just highlights the worst of her skin issues. It is better than the blond though.
She has skin that really only goes well with red, auburn or a brunette, IMO.
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GRANNY LEGS, EWWW
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hey my mother is a granny. dont you be insulting grannies by comparing them to this trash!
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Sad waste of talent, she could have been an actress competing for an Oscar. Instead she is one step away from dumpster diving.
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"Sad waste of talent, she could have been an actress competing for an Oscar"
If by 'Oscar' you mean the nickname of an executive producer's cock, then yes, she could have competed for an 'Oscar'.
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LMAO!!!
Exactly, people over exaggerate Lohan's acting chops to make her decline seem more tragic, but she was NEVER all that as an actress. What great movies has she done?
"Parent Trap"? "Freaky Friday"? "Herbie The Love Bug"?
The only decent movie she made was "Mean Girls", which to me doesn't make her a better actress than all the other Disney stars of the late '90s.
With y'all logic Britney Spears should be competing for "Album of the Year" Grammys.
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she was great in Confessions of a teenage drama queen and a praire home companion.
i think the lohan's acting chops things comes from watching her go from a child acress and steadily getting better with each movie, till she got seriously fucked up.
lets not confused acting CHOPS with POTENTIAL.
a good example of this recently is Hilary duff. while i am NOT claiming she is an excellent actress, if you have watched hilary's career, u can see she actually LOOKS like she works to be a descent actress, if you dont know what i mean, check out Greta and War INC.
shes not TOP NOTHC, not by ANY stretch of the imagination, but, you can see she WANTS to persue a serious career.
LiLo you could see WANTED it, then decided whatever shenningans she took part in were more imporant, and in turn, basically ruined her career, cause, well, look at georiga rule and i know who killed me, not to mention just my luck her bits in chapter 27 and bobby, as well, as labor pains.
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That describes like 150 child stars though.
I mean, Haley Joel Osment and Dakota Fanning were starring in like Oscar winning films. Hell, Jody Foster and Tatum O'Neal were winning awards before they were of high school age.
At the end of the day, even without drugs, the odds of childhood roles and a few decent teenage/young adult roles don't automatically make you the next Meryl Streep or Julia Roberts.
If it wasn't for the constant tabloid trouble, we wouldn't even care about Lindsay Lohan in 2010. She'd be just like all the other good child actors who are struggling through Hollywood.
Drugs have kept her relevant.
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i think most people think LiLo wouldve gone on to be a Jodie Foster, which i do concur with, sadly NOW, prolly not gonna happen, and...
"If it wasn't for the constant tabloid trouble, we wouldn't even care about Lindsay Lohan in 2010. She'd be just like all the other good child actors who are struggling through Hollywood.
Drugs have kept her relevant."
100% spot on about both observations. if she wasnt acting out via drugs or lesbianism, no one would ever care about her other than a bastardly "three years ago..." post.
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What a goddamn trainwreck and you know she is going to outlive all of us. lol
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just like Perry Farrel and Keith Richards LOL
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Lindsay Lohan = such a waste of a trainwreck.
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PLEASE JUST FUCKING DIE OF AIDS ALREADY YOU USELESS CUNT!!
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Jealous? why should I.
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Well, this is my first Bastardly Post about Lindsay Lohan, what to say...so much to say. Let me just start from the beginning. Circa.....2003? When Rumours dropped. And Lindsay Lohan was at least making BOOKOO monety off of shitty movies like Herbie The Love Bug. Ah the memories, pale, frecklely red head, decent ass, GYNORMOUS TITS omg, the boobs i was so enthralled with this chick. I wanted a piece so bad, i'd pick her in ANY discussion, that's how sick my obsession with Lindsay was.
Then came...the drugs, the drunkeness, and the being used up by each and every guy she ever met. Ashlee Simpson STEALING Wilmer Valdarama from her lol, i mean, WHAT A FUCKING NOSEDIVE. You know what? I feel sorry....only because out of spite, and jealousy for wanting to bang that girl so bad, or to at least see her topless. I wished it on her...THERE, I SAID IT, I wished for this shit to happen.
I wished for all of her reckless partying, and shitty movies, and unpopularity with people to have a wicked backlash on her, to make her change her ways. Now that the backlash has happened, my God, she's just hideous. The permenant druggy glaze in her eyes, the fact we're the same age, and she looks 15 years older than she really is. The fact her boobs arent even SOMEWHAT perky. Her ASS IS BUSTED! There's no doubt i can fit a BIG gatorade bottle in her hoo ha......
Just man, and now there are NO MEN. She's a fucking lesbian. This is just terrible, from this point on, i will treat Lindsay Lohan, as she has been to me since 2004. As dead to me. RIP The Sexy Red Head who stole my heart right from the parent trap with your faux british accent, and brilliant porceline skin. We'll have the memories of the spank bank and now ancient Lohan pics that will continuously be tarnished, like your legacy, and these shitty pictures on Moejackson.com....and the shitty photo sets she keeps taking with a cigarette in hand to prove just how trashy she is...
A cautionary tale for all young starlets u_u. *crosses self*
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There is no doubt that your wishing abilities are very powerful! Everything you wished for came true.
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I wished for noodz last week Roxy. These things take time :P.
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what made you dislike her is what make me wanna do her... a drunk, high and sex-crazy girl... who wasn't her at her "parent trap" age, please?
18 is sexy... hot red-head... when she has fuck me eyes, boobs and a pretty face, and later exposes various forms of vagina and is found to be a coke-head, with a healthy sexual appetite...
lindsay lohan and her innate fuck-me-good, i ain't your girlfriend or looking to hook-up attitude, will live on (with condoms)... they are so much more fun and to a lesser degree... um... they most likely, didn't graduate with a degree...
lindsay has a great closet whore fanbase... i was like "i bet somebody already has lindsay locked up tight, because she is having sex now"...
it was an innocent observation... from a smitten guy (sorry, i can't find her sexy in the parent trap...it must be my weakness for a woman)... my girlfriend went on to do what was implied by me saying the previous sentence and more... later...
LL spawned some of the best fucks of my life... so rock on or coke to death bitch... my concerns aren't yours.
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and Moe, why you put her in "Babes" section?
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eww Moe wtf?? if she is in the Lindsay Lohan category that means she is automatically DQ'ed from being in the babes category
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lve LiLo, but, shes looking mad fucking haggard.
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Doesn't she see that the "self tanner" on her legs is all patchy? It looks disgusting. She should just give up with the tanning crap. It's worse to look like you have a weird skin disease on your legs than to just keep your natural paleness.
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Lindsay and Megan Fox would make a hot couple. Megan could help Lindsay become sexy again and Lindsay could help Megan with her acting. A perfect match.
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because lindsay is a better actress? in what universe
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Lindsay has talent, but I can't say the same for Megan. You think Megan is a better actress than Lindsay? lol
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no it just didnt add up. megan could help lindsay be sexy because megan is hot. lindsay could help megan be a better actress because, and this is where you lose me, lindsay is a good actress?
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Yes, Lindsay is a good actress for the types of roles she takes. Lindsay has the potential to take on roles with more substance. I'm not saying she is Kate Winslet, but she is talented. Like most childhood actors, she has turned out the way she has. She also has two very fucked up parents which doesn't help.
Megan is captivating on screen even though she is a terrible actress.
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Lindsay's acting is good,much better than Scarlett Johansson(zzzzz) or Keira Knightley(dull).
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You're joking right?
Are you basing this on "Herbie The Love Bug" or that movie where she plays a stripper.
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Scarlett is better than Lindsay!
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And Megan is just a beautiful girl.She has not talent.
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She is DONE.
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She's been DONE.
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Her skin.........ewwwwwwww
She looks better with dark hair though.
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the saddest thing is..it costs a lot of money to look that cheap. sigh.
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I wish her giant vagina would hurry up and supernova already, as it inevitably will because it is a massive, luminous ball of plasma held together by gravity.
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OK I think you just turned me off women for a week.
Now to take soap and a brush to my brain so i can get that image out of there.
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I just can't comprehend how she was able to tell herself that this outfit and her face/hair looked good. If I looked like that I wouldn't leave the house, and I don't even have anyone taking photos of me!! This is different from Lady Gaga's heinous get-ups because they are simply for shock value. I believe Lindsay actually thinks this looks good, which is almost worse.
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When you're high, everything looks good.
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and NEVER go grocery shopping while stoned!
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i still think that she is a hot druggy
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hey who let the country girl in?
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Take the garbage out to the trash already!
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im amazed she hasn't blown through all her cash yet, she has rich taste and no income, she is a massive train wreck!
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"im amazed she hasn't blown through all her cash yet, she has rich taste and no income,"
quite honestly, so am i.
even if, which i think happened, her MOTHER did the right think with her fianacnes, i mean, dina still lives in the same house Lindsay grew up in, SO, that means, Dina didnt abuse the money her kid was making, so id suggest that Dina did the right think with LINDSAYS money and saved it/invested it wisely....
but, even still, the fact she hasnt made anything remotely high paying, or in fact anything remotely relevent in anyway in YEARS...
where is she getting her money from?
man, her mom must have invested that shit in some kick ass places LOL
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Remember, her pops was one of the O.G. Wall Street crooks, so who knows what kind of money they got stashed away like that.
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Spanked naked bottom in public
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She looks 40
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why do i get the feeling she thinks shes all high fashion? she used to be a slightly chub ginger child with roles in movies like 'the parent trap' and 'mean girls.' (though no hate to 'mean girls', that movie rocks)
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