BREAKING!! Megan Fox Needs A Hug As She Exits L.A. Mini Mart!
Thursday, April 29th, 2010 early in the evening, before sex by Moe
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Can anyone spare a hug? Megan Fox looks like her dog just got run over by a semi...or maybe she broke up with Brian Austin Green?
For all you Megan Fox fans, rest assured b/c we'll be seeing a lot of her in the coming weeks as she'll do a massive media blitz to promote her upcoming blockbusters. First is a western horror "Jonah Hex," which is based on the DC Comics character of the same name. Along with Megan, the cast includes Josh Brolin as the title character, Jonah Hex, and also stars John Malkovich, and Michael Fassbender. The film releases on June 18th. Here's more info:
The U.S. military makes a scarred bounty hunter with warrants on his own head an offer he cannot refuse: in exchange for his freedom, he must stop a terrorist who is ready to unleash Hell on Earth. He is hired to track down Quentin Turnbull, with whom he shares a troubled past. Early rumors emerged about a zombie army or Quentin trying to rewin the war, but these were dismissed when producers said "Quentin is more of a terrorist upset about the outcome of the war not someone trying to fight and rewin it." [Source]
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- BREAKING!! Megan Fox Signs Autographs With Black Sharpie!
- Megan Fox Feels Upset Over Argument With Brian Austin Green!
- Bastardly Breaking News!! Megan Fox Also Wants Peace in Iraq!
- Megan Fox is Single! Dumps Brian Austin Green! Finally!!!
- Bastardly Breaking News!! Megan Fox Wears a Pink Dress & Uses a Black Sharpie!!
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I believe women call 'em "Period Clothes".
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well she must have her period every day cause she always dresses this way. ugh cant stand it. she has a nice body she could at least show it off better
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She looks like she was buying tampons. If i was the store clerk and realized i was ringing up Megan Fox i woulda been like "HOLY SHIT!" and questioned my god.
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haha yeah she looks like a laid off old navy employee on a daily basis
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dont hate, no denying she's gorgeous okk
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My theory is that often times attractive actors/actresses(Brad Pitt, Megan Fox, etc.) in Hollywood, subconsciously dress down, almost to the point of looking homeless, as a passive aggressive gesture against the superficiality of fame.
Essentially, they wish they were taken more seriously and think that dressing down will alienate the people who just view them as sex objects. It's really a fuck you to the business that they think uses them.
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That might be a lil too deep and insightful for thi site, Devil.
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*bangs two rocks together*
YOU HURT THINKY MUSCLE. THINKY MUSCLE IN PAIN. ME CLUB TIGER AND MAKE INTO DRESS. RAWR.
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Not for this site, for Megan Fox.
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AWWW man c'mon.
Think about it.
Every day we see these rich, famous, hot celebrities looking way worst than we do. I mean, I never walk outside(other than to reach in front of my house to get the mail or something) without washing my ass, putting on clean clothes, and brushing my teeth, combing my hair, etc. . . Yet, these millionaires like Alba and Fox and Brad Pitt walk outside looking like a tornado hit em all the time. I mean, Brad Pitt hasn't shaved in like 2 years. I haven't gone 2 days without shaving since I started shaving in like the 10th grade.
I'm tellin' you man. It's a fuck you to the fans and media.
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And also look at the names these celebs give their children...names like "apple" "blanket" "honor" "suri" "shiloh" "pax"...not jessica, adriana, liv, etc. Why do they go out of their way to come up with these names? Because they think they are different from us; they think they are better and above us; they think they are special and so are their kids so they think their kids are entitled to special names instead of being one of the millions of other Jessica's or Adriana's.
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Yeah, i don't think that's the case. I really don't think their characters are as deep as you made it out to be that they are bothered with their sex object status and want to be respected. If that was the case, they wouldn't have posed in magazines the way they did...if megan fox wants to be taken seriously or respected, she shouldn't be posing, spreading her legs open and such or brad pitt wouldn't have slept with so many female directors, writers, etc to get where he's today.
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and i think the reason why they dress like hobos is because these people became so famous and so worshipped that they have truly begun thinking they are above us so they behave accordingly. It's as if they are from some other planet that they have the need to be different from us, having as little in common as they possibly can....."normal people dress, shave, well, i am different from them...i'm not part of them. I'm above them so i won't do it" type of mentality. Notice how the names you listed are all A-list celebs, known for their stuck up and diva personality. I also think that is why the "scientology" is so popular among celebs and rich people. They just don't want to be a christian like the majority. "a special religion for special people like me" is how they see it since regular people can't be scientologist because it's so expensive.
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Raquel Welch kinda talks about this in this article.
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/05/04/raquel-welch-sex-symbol-...
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Raquel Welch kinda talks about this in this article.
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/05/04/raquel-welch-sex-symbol-...
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She's still hot, even in period clothes. She could be wearing a trashbag and still exude sexiness.
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don't worry be happy
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+10
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"I rather not to hug this chick, unless I am totally fucking stupid. :D"
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I think she was blazed and decided to run to the mini-mart. That's why she's dressed like that. Also, notice her shirt says "wild fox" on it.
Clever little inky Mega Fox. ^_^
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Why do the lips look super inflated?
Punch in the mouth or silicone?
You be the judge.
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supposedly jonah hex thing may not any good.but that's not all because of megan though. seems the early reports are this film isn't killing them.
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she looks great w/o makeup.
ill give her a hug!!!!
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WTH is she wearing??
My Turkish grandma has better style than her.
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its called "hot regardless clothing"
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And did she get lip injections?her lips looks bigger.
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*look
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awww...poor thing.
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*patiently waits upcoming media blitz*
I miss the Fox
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i still find her unreal, she is allowed to have a bad day
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How is this a bad day? She looks great here in rags w/o makeup.
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Unlucky.
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She could drop dead for all i care. This bitch needs some misery in her life so she can stop being so stuck up, and she must have gotten her upper lip recently injected.
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Some girls can look beautiful when sad. She however doesn't, but I'm still glad that she is miserable.
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wow... classic.
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so she can stop being so stuck up AND UNGRATEFUL. (remember how she talked shit about transformers...the very movie who took her from a nobody to who she's today).
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and this user is the one who gives me, Leni, AlinaMaria hater alerts nonstop:
http://www.moejackson.com/user/6403
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How'd you deduce that?
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Wasted bandwidth entry.
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Would you rather have some Gaga or some Shauna Sand? How bout some Kim K?
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NO, how about someone new to the site, like Karen Gillian or Bridget Regan.
I appreciate what Moe and Jackson do, but they arent as good as they once were at "discovering" new people for us, like they once were.
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YES.
KAREN GILLAN, PLZ.
I'll be a good girl.
Honest.
Please...can I have some of my Scottish ginger girlcrush?
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the lip thing is extreeemely disappointing.
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You can smell the weed from here.
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I would hug the poop out of that nasty girl.
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^comment of the day^
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Thank you.
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Thank you Caitie! ;)
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NP.
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She is still gorgeous but she looks bloated here. Maybe she is hungover or something.
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pretty skin! and she must be down-to-earth wearing that haha
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She actually looks white here... it's amazing what all that spray paint and make up does for her
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I hate her nose. I think she's overrated.
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Yet another thing she didn't have to change. Her original nose was perfectly fine, this one looks like a ski ramp. Still, I think she's very beautiful, even after unnecessary cosmetic procedures. She must really have confidence issues though.
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She's a very beautiful woman, I just wish she'd stop doing that to her lips. It's not like she needs it.
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+1, there's nothing wrong with her natural lips
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She looks to be quite ill.
No wonder she looks all glossy in magazines and whatnot, no wonder at all.
Choose better outfits, Megan, after all you are a celebrity.
I've heard and read that famous women don't go on rag, lol. They stick out from the norm, obviously.
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pretty.
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Love this sexy mothafucka. Her lips is lookin good as hell, needa slide my meat in. Not feelin the sweats and baggies. But i mean, if she was my chick, she'd be naked at home all the time, so what she wears anywhere else wouldn't even concern me in the slightest.
For the record though. I think The Devil is right. Nobody on this board is hawked more than celebrity. I would imagine if i was the sexiest mothafucka in the world....Hate on my magazine spreads and my exploitation of you and myself all you want. But i wouldn't want everyone followin my every move. Though I WOULD *not cause i'd be famous* feel obligated to always look top notch though.
so in that way, i don't get Brad's shaggy beard, or Megan Fox's baggy ass clothes.
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oh my fucking god. I just read this:
http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/a-line/megan-fox-on-surgery-rumors-my-lips-ar...
She's lying about her fake lips now, saying they are natural. Out of all the plastic surgery rumors, her lips were the only ones she wanted to clear up...why? because in her lil brainless head, she thinks she's mini angelina jolie, who is famous for her lips.
I hate her even more now.
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