BREAKING!! Mommy Adriana Lima Shows Off Her Flat Stomach!

These were snapped during a recent shoot in the Caribbean.

First of all, major props to fellow bastard Angel Dust for point us to the pics. We should've have included these in yesterday's post!

Anyway, I'm so glad Adri's back on the scene busting out her wack'd out poses and qwerky faces. It's so weird to see all these Brazilian moms on Victoria's Secret's payroll. I guess they're really transforming themselves into a "real woman's" company (except VS's 'real women' are all super models).

From what we right now, Adriana Lima will also be featured later this year at VS's annual fashion show. The location of the show remains undisclosed.

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Oh. My. God. I am in love.

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 @ 11:42am
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Chunky torso. No ass. I do like that she got a smallish boobjob, not huge hollywood ones. She does have that going for her, but that's about it.

Tuesday, August 3rd, 2010 @ 9:56pm
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perfection....forget all of the other posts. Lima is back, better than ever. Genetics at it's finest.

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 @ 11:45am
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i want to see her in person..i want to say hi to her and i want to smell her

Thursday, July 29th, 2010 @ 2:07pm
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Why is she pointing her puss to the camera in every second shot? Did someone do a post about her having a cock or something and now she's proving that she doesn't? I don't get it.

Tuesday, August 3rd, 2010 @ 9:54pm
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Me neither.

Tuesday, August 3rd, 2010 @ 9:58pm
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Holy..

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 @ 11:48am
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some of the photos look like an exorcism may be taking place in her... however, she looks amazing!

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 @ 11:50am
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Lovely just lovely
1 piece, 2 piece
Doesn't really matter
Because she's quite the piece

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 @ 12:13pm
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Nice.

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 @ 1:40pm
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moving on from the failed haikus to a failed limerick.

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 @ 2:50pm
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WOW... and that's just weeks post-baby! she could just wear a trash bag with holes for the arm, legs and head and still be drop dead sexy

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 @ 12:22pm
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among the sexiest women in the world

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 @ 12:37pm
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+7125

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 @ 1:22pm
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boobs are nice, but I've never been a an of the face.

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 @ 12:38pm
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exactly, don't get why everyone's talking about perfect genetics. i think it's because a lot of people love long brown hair, full lips and cosmic eyes - but they do this without seeing the features as a whole, and don't care about style.
lima: sexy body, pretty face, don't like the highlights, though. and the way her mouth always stands open is pretty annoying.

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 @ 1:28pm
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She has one of those mouths that is like Napoleon Dynamite. It is always open. She must be a mouth breather.

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 @ 2:40pm
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haha! "idiot ..."

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 @ 3:44pm
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Ah there was a small fear while she was pregnant that she wouldn't go back to her perfect self, but bam! Of course she looks as sexy as ever!

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 @ 1:12pm
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sooo sexy my goodness. lol at qwerky

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 @ 1:14pm
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She looks great but those print bikini bottoms don't fit so flattering. Some of the poses make her like she's shat her pants. Otherwise, she's hot.

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 @ 1:15pm
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Ahh an Adriana post always makes a day good

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 @ 1:19pm
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Looking all sexy and hot back again. Excellent stuff.

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 @ 1:23pm
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As a old Prince song goes....'You Got The Look' Ms. Lima!! Absolulely AMAZING!!!

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 @ 1:24pm
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i would share my ice cream cone with her

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 @ 1:27pm
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Wow, her body looks curvier and better than before!

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 @ 1:38pm
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Agreed!! Who else but her upgrades post-preg as a supermodel? Most definitely NOT Ale.

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 @ 2:51pm
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Hahaha, I know!

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 @ 3:23pm
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And her hair looks so sexy!

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 @ 1:39pm
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Oh woah, finally, I'm super duper glad to see the pics here :D Adri is simply gorgeous.

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 @ 2:08pm
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Still drop dead gorgeous. Awesome to see her in front of the cameras again.

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 @ 2:13pm
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She's super sexy by all means but does nothing for me

Love the wild hair & makeup

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 @ 2:19pm
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I LOVE WOMEN I LOVE BIKINIS I LOVE EVERYTHING THATS IMPORTANT IN LIFE

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 @ 2:26pm
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This is the body shape and type Alessandra should be sporting not the scrawny, thin look. Looking at Adriana Lima's body, I know AA needs a weekend of eating McDonalds for Breakfast, Lunch, Supper and Midnight Snacks.

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 @ 2:42pm
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She's gained a little weight but still looks great.

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 @ 3:36pm
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I hope she doesn't lose any more weight. She looks great.

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 @ 5:02pm
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Perfect example of how pregnancy and a bit of weight gain can help a gal be even that MOAR SEXY.

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 @ 6:01pm
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she looks even better than before

Monday, August 2nd, 2010 @ 8:50pm
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I like her body better now that pre-pregnancy, it's more proportionate and her legs look better. Gorgeous!

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 @ 6:05pm
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*than*

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 @ 6:05pm
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what happened to d55?

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 @ 7:17pm
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the one and only adriana lima sigh**

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 @ 9:05pm
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numero uno

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 @ 9:15pm
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She's heating up!

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 @ 10:05pm
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The hottest supermodel nowadays.

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 @ 10:28pm
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The hottest supermodel came back!!!!

Thursday, July 29th, 2010 @ 9:23am
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Wow.

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Awsome. Although it is true her legs used to look a lot better before pregnancy, and her waist was unbelievable. But she is still today one of the most beautiful models out there.

Wednesday, August 11th, 2010 @ 2:37pm
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