BREAKING!! Paris Hilton at the Beach in Hawaii With Her Man!
Thursday, September 9th, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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So, any STD experts out there to help narrow down what this dude might have on his lip?
As you guys know, Paris was recently caught with drugs (SHOCKING!) and rumor has it that she smuggles drugs in her gigantic crotch. I'm pretty sure she uses the back door for extra storage space, as well, but at the end of the day, does all this come as a shock to anybody?!
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I am tired of that swimsuit style....Bring back Bikini's.
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awful bird
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she pretty much offends all my senses
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I hate her long torso and short legs, her man feet and ugly hands, her eyes and shape of her face, her hair is nasty and ugh, I just hate everything about her.
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Not to mention that bizarre looking nose.
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the std's, the personality, the inheritance and entitlement she did nothing to earn...
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Even water can't cleanse Paris Hilton.
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*Even holy water can't cleanse Paris Hilton.
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urgh why must she exist?!
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haha. we need somebody to insult.
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I wonder what else she carries around up there? Lipstick, credit cards, Valtrex. The essentials I'd imagine.
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I can tell already that she won't be aging gracefully... She'll be dressing like this at 40
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from time to time I'd love to live her lifestyle.
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where is she hiding the crack
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her snatch
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So gross. Does she realize that she has no ass?
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