BREAKING!! Paris Hilton Buys TWO Apple MacBooks At Melrose Mac!
Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThis look more like an advertisement for Melrose Mac than anything else. Whatever the case, congrats to Paris for bagging two free MacBooks...
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not gonna lie, this ugly ass ho looks pretty here. i hate to say if i saw her walking down the street and she wasn't famous looking like this, i would def do a double take.
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Except if you were walking behind her, then you'd be thinking "Geez, those are some horrible looking extensions".
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Twat.
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This sums it up.
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yet another reason to hate apple. besides their DRM shit.... lol'd at the fact she has her name on her glasses, cuz she might forget who they belong to. also, I hope the sales guy that helped her gets to the clinic right away.
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yay for hating drm ! :)
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I was going to buy an iPad until Apple announced their lawsuit against HTC and basically Google yesterday.
I am not impressed, they can kiss it now....
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I hope she spill her coffee on both
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*spills
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i hope she spill her herpes on both
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*dies
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...and people think that only those that are creative buy macs.
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You really think she knows how to turn them on? She probably just uses them as tabletops or something
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well,she likely just spill coffee on them. :)
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she gets a temporary pass for supporting apple products
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She is a cheap whore and bought the plastic ones. They crack. Buy the metal one and it will last for 2-3 years.
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And in other news, Apple's stock is plummeting.
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Oh and I only use Apple products for all of my music work.
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similar to me. I only use them for video editing and just install windows on them for everything else.
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What's this bitch doing without a cock in her mouth?
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What they did not show was the next photo with the Hazmat crew coming in and sanitizing the entire store after she left.
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No, they just burned it to the ground.
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Only good thing about Apple is they don't get viruses and then you don't have to system restores and lose all your shit. But Windows is better to use and feel more comfortable overall.
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All that is wrong with America.
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lol did her dog need one too?
damn i wish i could just go out on a sunny day and buy shit i really dont need. especially a new macbook instead of this piece of shit Emachines computer i have -__-
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exactly, while everyone else is hard at work she's just so casually walking around with thousands of dollars in her hands ughh makes me mad
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ehh just got a lenovo u550. its legit
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Must be nice, I heard those things are expensive..
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It's just so easy for her isn't it? Just hop into the store and shell out 1000 bucks for each one and just go on with her day, no worries.
What a life.
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Pic 1, I like her position.
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I SMELL STD'z
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so this is what all the well dressed hookers will be wearing this season
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She looks old and fat.
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Dumb bitch won't even know how to turn them on.
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her legs look meatier than usual...they don't match her scary skinny arms
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something is off about her, even more so than normal.
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mac lovers unite! paris identifies with your use for only one mouse button....
her herpes encrusted man asked for two apples... who was she to think he meant the fruit?
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morning laugh/thanks ninja ! :)
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she's a hasbeen.
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Despite all of her bad traits, I still want to fuck Paris Hilton a lot. I guess her dumb and naughty socialite attitude turns me on.
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