BREAKING! Tom Arnold Gets Fresh With Marisa Miller in Miami!
Monday, February 8th, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Photo Credit: Splash News OnlineThese were snapped yesterday afternoon as a bunch of celebs played a friendly game of flag football during Direct TV's 4th Annual Celebrity Beach Bowl on Miami Beach.
From the looks of these pics, it's fairly obvious that Tom Arnold attempted to have flag-football-sex with Marisa Miller. He pretty much missed the flag around her waist and went straight for her spandex bottoms. Even though he's an annoying douche, I gotta admit, any hetero dude in his position would pull the exact same moves. Bastard.
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Tom Arnold winner of the award for best "Illegal Use of Hands" penalty in football history.
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Tom Arnold wins the Big Perv Award - I'm surprised that he was not arrested for those hands.
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Not cool Tom, but you did good:)
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was kinda cool... i can't say im not a little jealous
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She's looking a bit like a granny.
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wow, if my granny had an asscrack like that! i cant wait to become one.
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That is one hot fucking granny.
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what do you call that? GrandMILF, GILF, GMILF?
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nice flag placement...front middle...grab a handful of pussy
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She's not fat enough for him.
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lucky bastard
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Props to her for actually keeping her hands on the ball as she went down.
...AND really mad props to Tom for taking advantage of his one and only chance to feel up a VS model.
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I see no panties or thongs on her..wow..no wonder Tom got his hands all over that...I wonder if he scored..
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She looks good in athletic gear.
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gotta second that.
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Now that's a hell of a trade up Tom.Go ahead Tom.
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so tom goes in for the "touch" down and we all know where the tan line is from behind....big whoop
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Damn Tom, you old perv. You shoulda just went for the career killer and pulled those things all the way down.
What am I say? His career has been dead for years.
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Damn Tom, you old perv. You shoulda just went for the career killer and pulled those things all the way down.
What am I saying
? His career has been dead for years.
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what a nasty, shameless pervert.
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that is a smart move, he won't get another shot, i mean the guy was married to ROSEANNE!!!!
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True - was married to Roseanne - but he was/is an alcoholic
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That's exactly what I'm sayin'.
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perv
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she's growing on me. i think something else was growing on tom
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I"d lick Marisa's crack even with sand on it.
Good Job Tom!
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I wonder how many BJs Tom had to give in Hollywood to achieve the modicum of fame that provided him this opportunity to fondle a supermodel in public.
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Lol imma get alot of hate for this. But i actualy did see that, and he went in for a tackle and rolled all over the ground with her and pulled her pants down a little. Bastard lol. But the whole time i was thinkin. "Why's everyone so hopped up over tis skinny bitch?" Looks good in that outfit? She looks like she has no shape or ass at all.
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havent you heard? Us silly white folk like our women to be like flat boards....
:P
Well ok, maybe not all of us, but I swear at times it seems like it.
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Marisa's face is fucking ugly and old looking and her body is just toooo skinny and shapeless and NOT feminine at all, minus the boobs but thats about it
other then that its just a ugly overrated stick
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i would tackle the ever living shit out of her if i got the chance
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