Brooklyn Decker: 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover Girl!
Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 when Paris usually finishes having sex by Moe
Photo Credit: SI.comMany, many congrats to Brooklyn Decker for striking the lottery & getting on the cover of this year's Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Issue. Besides doing no less than a 100 media appearances over the next couple weeks, I'm sure she'll go on to earn millions just on the back of this cover! Ow!
Hit SI.com for Brooklyn's bikini photo shoot! And, here's the video of the shoot:
Here's how the cover was revealed on Letterman last night:
And, until we get a better photo, here's the cover:






















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she have nice body (:
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The last picture on page 3 is the best. Yummy!
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So predictable ... We all knew she would be the cover girl.
Amazing boobs ... good body ... Interesting face ... but not my type.
Another blonde cover girl ...
Next time, I hope to see something different ...
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You have a point, but I sure aren't complaining... this girl is gorgeous
S.I. does use girls from all over the world for their covers, it just turns out hot blondes are everywhere (thank god), you can't blame S.I. for that.
Last year was Bar Refaeli (Israel/blonde)
2008 was Marissa Miller (USA/blonde)
2007 was Beyonce (USA/blonde at the time)
2006 was a pile of blondes (2 Czechs, 2 USA, 1 Aussie, New Zealand, Mexico & Argentina) maybe 1 or 2 are brunettes... great cover though ;)
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I understand the blonde thing & agree with you only problem is how many mother natures own blondes are there? I'd bet most are bottle blondes....
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now THATS a great body (also)! and i really mean body, you know from toes till neck. noooo further :p
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I'll give you a thumbs up, but I like her face....is that so wrong of me?
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Sports Illustrated ever change a working format? Dast you sir....it's knives at half past the hour. sir
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No ass shot... no wonder cause she doesn't have one...flat ass, by far her only bad feature...she sure looks great from the front. Moe time to bring out the ass bag!
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Oh and Moe...how would you know when Paris is done having sex...just askin'
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her waist is weird and thick. it looks like she's had kids but she hasn't. as for her face: busted, paper bag it.
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you are so gay
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yeah, she's a pig face. But the body is great.
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she has the best body out right now
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that black girl nose of hers is tight.
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come on, we have female on this site that more wowish than this.and somehow i'm supposed to do a cartwheel for these pics...
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dunno what it is Glimmmer, i know your right but still, maybe because she looks like she didnt have any plastic surgery or whatsoever. i dunnooooo. i dont even know if thats true. but for some reason she looks so natural to me.
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thanks lau,and just think if some female members here got the ultra photoshopping and the whatever else that surely went on for the s.i. shoot. bye bye decker.ha ha...
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This chick is gorgeous!
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This chick is gorgeous!
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Gremlin face with damn sexy body.
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She has the evil look, which can be good. It's not working for her that great but nonetheless she's pretty fine. Not my type but hot is hot.
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does this shit matter anymore?
this is about as relevant as the Super Bowl halftime show and all the lame fucking commercials they played during the game.
since when did we rely upon standards that got us through the day over 25 years ago?
i don't get it. it's 2010. we can download girls getting pee'd on for free on the internet and THIS is what is supposed to be hot and relevant this year?
please.
back to ava devine piss movies for me and the rest of the 12 year olds that know how to operate the internets.
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Boobies! :) but they're married boobies :(
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Very nice! For once the SI cover model isn't a skinny, bony, string bean.
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Bar was last year and she's hardly a string bean.
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Sheesh.. picky, picky.
Revision to my earlier comment:
Very nice! For the second year in a row the SI cover model isn't a skinny, bony, string bean.
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But you know what? Bar has a dumb first name.
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yeah she does, almost as dumb a name as kristin is in israel, you ignorant bitch.
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LOL FRT, it's so easy to get your blood boiling. You're like the clueless guy who has a sign on his butt that says "Kick me". I was wondering which Bastard would be the first to respond to my inane comment about someone's first name. Congratulations to you. And thanks for agreeing with me that Bar is a dumb name.
So it's OK for people here to say Brookie has a man face, or a gremlin face, or a pig face. Or to criticize her thick waist. Or worst of all, to say she has a "black girl nose", but making a joke about someone's name is off limits. Interesting...
BTW, Kristin may be a dumb name in Israel. It may be a dumb in America. It may even be a dumb name in the country that I live in. I don't care. My real name isn't Kristin. You're such a goof.
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Just responding to your normal ignorant arrogance about other cultural naming conventions. Like I seem to do all the other times I "catch" you doing it.
What can I say, Im consistant in hating those that make the rest of us American look stupid to the rest of the world. You are definetly living up to that with your "dumb name" meme.
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Well, thanks for responding, my little friend. I am having fun with you. Why are you Americans always so insecure about how the rest of the world looks at you? Gosh, if I was an American I surely would NOT have an inferiority complex. But you know, if looking like an intelligent American is so important to you, you may want to start with proper grammar and spelling your words correctly. But anyway, I am glad that you think I am important enough for you to take the time out of your day to comment on something as dumb as my "'dumb name' meme (sic)". Umm...what the hell is a meme? I must have been sleeping that day in my English class. Either I really am that important or you need to find a useful hobby. I would say you should find a girlfriend but I am forming the opinion that the probability of that is very low. ta-ta, my little friend. :-))
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=meme
hope that helps.
I always love when people get on their high horses and use the lack of proper grammer and/or spelling as their chief weapons in winning an interwebz battle. I find this most amusing because the interwebz is the exact medium that is morphing language beyond what we were taught in grade school faster than any other medium has in history.
I would also like to thank you for caring enough to wish I had the ability to have a girl friend.
You are of no real importance to me as in individual, what is important to me is the ignorance that saying a name from a different language or culture is "dumb" because of one's own prejudices. Im sure if you have been around long enough to consider me your "little friend" then you will know I dont just "care" about this from you.
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Oh, but it's apparent that you do care, my little munchkin. Otherwise you wouldn't keep replying to me. And you wouldn't leave entries in my guestbook. You're such a little flirt. Kind of high schoolish, but I won't hold that against you. Because you haven't ever had a girl friend so you aren't well-practiced in the art of seduction. And you're an American. You American guys are such boorish animals. I won't tease you about that. I only tease people about their name. Au revoir, my little munchkin.
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If american guys are such boorish animals why do you bother living here in America, or is your "Bastardly Location" a lie?
Please feel free to tease me about whatever entertains you. It really matters not to me.
Yeah I visited your guestbook/profile, I'm sorry you took my courtesy of notifying you I had stalked your guestbook/profile as flirting. Dont flatter yourself.
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Yawnnnnnn. Oh look another interchangeable blonde, yessire, the thing that would increase the ever decreasing magazine sales.
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i'm confused. she's got a great body. no doubt about that... but the face is a little hit and miss.
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Some of the best tits in the modeling world currently. If it wasnt for those she would be a relegated to being a 4th teir model, a background model.
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Not bad I suppose.
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Man-face syndrome and way too skinny and boney
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Well Dave's wife does not have to worry about Dave sleeping with this chick, she is way too good looking. lol
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No way she got the swimsuit issue. Guess all it takes is to date someone famous.
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omg her torso! wtf??! it's all wide and shit, then her legs get narrow and she has no waist. and the face! oh the horror.
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UBER FAIL.
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She and her husband, super-overrated.
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i predicted this. she was the only logical choice. i say Esti should get it next year
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