Candice Swanepoel: Esquire Magazine, April 2010


Candice Swanepoel helps Esquire Magazine promote the "50 Songs Every Man Should Be Listening To".


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I like her body but honestly her face does very little for me. If we have to pick teams I'm with Doutzen all the way.

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 11:10am
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I know what u mean about the face. It is like it is to round and bubbly. She does have an awesome body that is toned and tight (better that Doutzen)

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 12:50pm
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Yeah I think that is it, too round and kind of plain. Nice lips but the rest is unremarkable. Doutzen's face is more or less perfect. I prefer Candice's torso and Doutzen's thighs and bum!

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 3:44pm
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You damned right!!!

Team Doutzen!!!

Thursday, March 18th, 2010 @ 1:03am
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one team we are not together on Alina but w're still teammates on the most important one!

Saturday, March 20th, 2010 @ 8:38pm
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hey, I wanna know the list!

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 11:17am
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I meant this list: "50 Songs Every Man Should Be Listening To".

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 11:19am
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i love her body and face, those lips are unreal

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 11:25am
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yep, those lips are to die for

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 11:29am
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oh dear, a gold badge, time to step away from the comp......

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 11:34am
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hahahaha congratulations leni! lol ur an official bastard for life. :P

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 12:01pm
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i'll be next!

Saturday, March 20th, 2010 @ 8:39pm
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TEAM DOUTZEN FTW!

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 11:43am
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BONER ACHIEVED!

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 11:54am
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she's extremely sexy. i love her hair, lips, eyes, hips, legs and just overall aura. her sex appeal is very natural, not contrived. she kind of reminds me of cameron diaz in the mask.

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 12:05pm
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She's hot, but this photo shoot is retarded. What is the point of this? Why should I listen to those songs? And how is some random supermodel relevant to those songs?

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 12:14pm
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Something about this chick annoys me. Like she's probably a real cunt behind closed doors. I'd rather wake up next to Doutzen in the morning.

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 12:14pm
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just watched the video, oh god, she's so adorable

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 12:17pm
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Must.Stay.Strong for Doutzen...But PHWOOOCK ME!!

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 12:19pm
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total hotness

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 12:28pm
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she looks good and looks like she's got some good pillows on her face that will be good at cushioning a cock before she swallows my load.

nice.

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 12:33pm
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Definitely a rockin' body... but I just don't get the face.

That shit 50 songs list sucks bald-dog. First off, the only "list" I can find on Esquire's site is from 3/13/09 not '10. Hell I know I'm old, but I don't even recognize most of the "bands" listed. They at least have one Hank Williams song- one decent song out of 50. And they have the *wrong* Animal Collective song. And any list with that piece of shit no-talent-ass-clown L'il Wayne obviously sucks.

Taylor-mother-fucking-Swift?!?!?!

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 12:39pm
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You should tell kids to get off your lawn while you're at it.

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 12:43pm
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I live in a "make my day" law state... I don't yell, I just shoot-to-kill.

40 cal glock, and a short-barrel 12-gauge

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 1:06pm
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I gotta agree with ya.

Age has nothing to do with taste.

And Taylor Swift and Lil' Wayne suck ass.

Thursday, March 18th, 2010 @ 1:06am
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And this is why she's in my hottest women list.

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 12:51pm
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it's the perfect butt that got me...Ladys it's a guy thing you just wouldn't understand

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 2:00pm
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hot... with out a doubt. but i'll still take doutzen over her.

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 2:06pm
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Ah Candice, she is looking as hot as ever

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 3:06pm
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The pictures are not great.
But she's really beautiful.Love her eyes.

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 3:48pm
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Doutzen's man body doesn't stand a chance over Candice! And Doutzen's face is arguably more beautiful, but its boring. Candice's face is more interesting and it has more character. But I don't see why everyone compares them, they look nothing alike. The similarities end at blonde and blue eyed...

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 3:57pm
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See it's funny because I think Candice has the more boring face, I find her so unremarkable it's untrue! Admittedly as a whole she has a better body but Doutzen has nicer thighs and a better bum for sure.

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 4:06pm
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thats fine...different strokes for different folks...
I find Doutzen too perfect, to be honest. Her face is so symmetrical and perfect that its boring. She looks like a porcelain doll with no character. Don't get me wrong, I like Doutzen too, she's in my hottest women's list, but she is dogshit to me compared to my beloved Candice!

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 4:09pm
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haha i think me and you have opposing tastes or something! look at the joanna post! Variety is the spice of life!!

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 4:11pm
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she has an amazing body, but really has no ass at all. I agree with Alina, the face does very little for me

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 4:08pm
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She should of done it topless.

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 7:04pm
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More like full frontal.

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 @ 7:44pm
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I like her overbite. Girls with Buckteeth are cute. Evangeline Lilly comes to mind.

Thursday, March 18th, 2010 @ 1:19am
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what a pointless and lame shoot...sexiness gone to waste

Friday, March 19th, 2010 @ 2:12pm
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