Candice Swanepoel: Esquire Magazine, April 2010
Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Candice Swanepoel helps Esquire Magazine promote the "50 Songs Every Man Should Be Listening To".
Candice Swanepoel: Esquire Magazine, April 2010Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
![]() Candice Swanepoel helps Esquire Magazine promote the "50 Songs Every Man Should Be Listening To". Related in a Scandalous way:39 Scandalous Comments |
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I like her body but honestly her face does very little for me. If we have to pick teams I'm with Doutzen all the way.
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I know what u mean about the face. It is like it is to round and bubbly. She does have an awesome body that is toned and tight (better that Doutzen)
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Yeah I think that is it, too round and kind of plain. Nice lips but the rest is unremarkable. Doutzen's face is more or less perfect. I prefer Candice's torso and Doutzen's thighs and bum!
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You damned right!!!
Team Doutzen!!!
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one team we are not together on Alina but w're still teammates on the most important one!
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hey, I wanna know the list!
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I meant this list: "50 Songs Every Man Should Be Listening To".
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i love her body and face, those lips are unreal
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yep, those lips are to die for
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oh dear, a gold badge, time to step away from the comp......
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hahahaha congratulations leni! lol ur an official bastard for life. :P
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i'll be next!
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TEAM DOUTZEN FTW!
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BONER ACHIEVED!
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she's extremely sexy. i love her hair, lips, eyes, hips, legs and just overall aura. her sex appeal is very natural, not contrived. she kind of reminds me of cameron diaz in the mask.
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She's hot, but this photo shoot is retarded. What is the point of this? Why should I listen to those songs? And how is some random supermodel relevant to those songs?
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Something about this chick annoys me. Like she's probably a real cunt behind closed doors. I'd rather wake up next to Doutzen in the morning.
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just watched the video, oh god, she's so adorable
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Must.Stay.Strong for Doutzen...But PHWOOOCK ME!!
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total hotness
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she looks good and looks like she's got some good pillows on her face that will be good at cushioning a cock before she swallows my load.
nice.
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Definitely a rockin' body... but I just don't get the face.
That shit 50 songs list sucks bald-dog. First off, the only "list" I can find on Esquire's site is from 3/13/09 not '10. Hell I know I'm old, but I don't even recognize most of the "bands" listed. They at least have one Hank Williams song- one decent song out of 50. And they have the *wrong* Animal Collective song. And any list with that piece of shit no-talent-ass-clown L'il Wayne obviously sucks.
Taylor-mother-fucking-Swift?!?!?!
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You should tell kids to get off your lawn while you're at it.
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I live in a "make my day" law state... I don't yell, I just shoot-to-kill.
40 cal glock, and a short-barrel 12-gauge
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I gotta agree with ya.
Age has nothing to do with taste.
And Taylor Swift and Lil' Wayne suck ass.
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And this is why she's in my hottest women list.
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it's the perfect butt that got me...Ladys it's a guy thing you just wouldn't understand
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hot... with out a doubt. but i'll still take doutzen over her.
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Ah Candice, she is looking as hot as ever
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The pictures are not great.
But she's really beautiful.Love her eyes.
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Doutzen's man body doesn't stand a chance over Candice! And Doutzen's face is arguably more beautiful, but its boring. Candice's face is more interesting and it has more character. But I don't see why everyone compares them, they look nothing alike. The similarities end at blonde and blue eyed...
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See it's funny because I think Candice has the more boring face, I find her so unremarkable it's untrue! Admittedly as a whole she has a better body but Doutzen has nicer thighs and a better bum for sure.
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thats fine...different strokes for different folks...
I find Doutzen too perfect, to be honest. Her face is so symmetrical and perfect that its boring. She looks like a porcelain doll with no character. Don't get me wrong, I like Doutzen too, she's in my hottest women's list, but she is dogshit to me compared to my beloved Candice!
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haha i think me and you have opposing tastes or something! look at the joanna post! Variety is the spice of life!!
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she has an amazing body, but really has no ass at all. I agree with Alina, the face does very little for me
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She should of done it topless.
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More like full frontal.
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I like her overbite. Girls with Buckteeth are cute. Evangeline Lilly comes to mind.
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what a pointless and lame shoot...sexiness gone to waste
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