  Candice Swanepoel: GQ Magazine South Africa, May 2010Thursday, April 15th, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson Bookmark/Search this post with:  In the interview, Candice Swanepoel says that "In a recent blog a guy said he would drink my dirty bath water." Okay, who was it that said it here?Related in a Scandalous way:87 Scandalous Comments |
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omg!! very hot but her belly and belly button is starting to look like marisa miller's.
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nothing wrong with that.
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it is to me, i don't care for marisa that much and her boyish hips and stomach.
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Marisa's got great boobs and a bubble but though.
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"bubble butt"
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Love to see photos of this chick, but not photoshopped like this ones...but I guess its better then nothing....
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it's called pics taken by Trac Fone...cheep bastards
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and who uses a trac phone on this site ????
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All these photoshoots are so predictable. Provocative poses with borderline porn outfits.
She's still a pretty girl.
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Love it, but LOL at them trying to make ketchup sexy.
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Ketchup/Catsup/pureed tomato + sugar will never by sexy. Any use of it is better served by actual use of tomatoes.
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only roxy and can make ketchup sexy....
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Awesome.
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Man these photos suck. Her face is her best feature and it's covered up in almost all of these. Pretty big fail by one of my favorite magazines...
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amazing pictures, she needs to be in usa's gq
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tainted.
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The cover is hot.Well she's hot.
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Drinking her bathwater really doesn't seem like that much of a forfeit. Hell, it could be a blessing. Hot.
Doutzen where you at girl? :(
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Damn!
"The sun is very far away from the Earth, People!!!!
But she's hot!!!"
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"that leprechaun's on acid!!"
: )
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Black Gallagher lol
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WTF? It's official, Jackson and Moe are Team Candice. Where the fuck is Doutzen so long??
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TEAM DOUTZEN!!
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TEAM CANDICE FOREVER! THE HOTTEST VS MODEL!
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WTF! why they made her boobs look so small?!!
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yeah team doutzen!! hey give us a post!
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Her boobs are small.
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yeah i am sure they are, i mean its obvious. but its a sexy photoshoot, they could use some extra padding for a better result for her and for us. The non boob thing completely turns me off.
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Because they are that small.
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speaking of small.looks down at my pants....
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nothing wrong with small boobs...
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they definitely work for her! : )
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"It's not the size of the boobs that matter, but the quality of their form and the nature of their droop." - Frederick Douglas.
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maybe.. i just prefer them between normal size to big. Its a matter of taste.
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"normal" size is subjective, especially when one is to consider the frame they are mounted on.
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a uk size 34 c is normal to me, no matter what the other people say this is what i think and what i like. subjective or not candice has no boobs and everybody agreed on that. Of course you have the wright to like them.
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Are you from the UK? Boobs are definitely bigger here, I'm a 32C and I consider that to just be average, definitely not big. I think the average size in liverpool is like 32F or 32E!!!
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Because people are fat in Liverpool or just they are hoes with breast implants?
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Well there are fat people and there are girls with implants but girls have a naturally bigger breast size here. I don't know why though.
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I blame the nargles.
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I am not from uk but i studied and worked there for years and yes its true british girls have big boobs. But in London and Brighton that i used to be there were many different ethnicities and i have seen many different boob shapes and sizes :p so yeah i concider a 34 c normal boob size, not too big not too small.
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I am a 34 b, and i concider it normal but towards the smalish side.
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No i think that's normal too, it depends on your height and build too though. If you are slim then thats a nice size!
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Yes i think that's the case here too, people are made up of all different nationalities!
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yeah 32-34 large B/ small C is about normal to me too.
Of course it that size might not work on everyone depending on their frame.
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overly manipulated pics :(
I do enjoy me some candice.
although;
D > C
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candice>doutzen
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I didn't say it, but I was sure thinking it...
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So very very nice
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wiseblood always says Candice is beautiful but not sexy and I agree, she's soooooooooooooo pretty but somehow I see a cute girl in her, not a sexy woman. I think she's nearly flawless, maybe dark hair would make her a little hotter.
As for C vs D battle, they're both beautiful and I'm a member of both teams :)
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Yeah I always say the I think she's cute know she's sexy thing for Candice
and I agree with you on the both teams things!
Awhile back someone said Team VS
that's what's I want to be on lol
I can't choose just one :(
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I used the "Team VS" term a while back, and to be honest I love them all, but between C and D I can make a choice.
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Cool, you should trademark that
I was defintely leaning Doutzen but the more I see Candice...
Then there's the others
Team VS
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"Team VS"®
'but between C and D I can make a choice'
sorry this is the bewteen c & d. i'll take... :)
http://www.amazon.com/Between-Anthology-Contemporary-American-fiction/dp...
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wiseblood actually likes somebody?
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She looks sexier with light hair imo.
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I have the exact opposite opinion. She's absolutely gorgeous and sexy with dark hair. With dark hair her face actually matches her body in terms of perfection. With blonde hair she's still very beautiful but it's just not the same.
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Agreed.
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I don't know, blue eyes, round face and blonde hair scream CUTE to me, Candice looks really beautiful as a blonde but I just don't find her sexy, cute, gorgeous, beautiful, flawless yes, but not sexy. As a brunette she looks sexy. I guess she's lucky to look gorgeous in every hair color, I'm sure she'd make a beautiful redhead.
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she looks cute because of her mouth/lip shape.
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yeah, better as blonde.
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I think Candice's hips alone make her sexy, but not nearly as much as Doutzen. I'm slowly making my way over to Team Doutzen.
Candice = much hotter as a brunette.
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don't even need to look I know team Candice is out in force...not that I blame them, hummmm black mask & black undiez, works for me....may I have two please?....*drives to pick-up window...grabs five & drives off like a crazy man* this is gonna be a good week
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"black mask & black undiez, works for me."
and i guess it does since you're words are the number one thing that pops up for that phrase via google. well number 1 today. number 83 tomorrow... ;)
http://www.google.com/search?client=opera&rls=en&q=black+mask+%26+black+...
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"In a recent blog a guy said he would drink my dirty bath water."
ok who said that ??? and that phrasing seems a bit to tame for moej going hormonal type stuff so that must have been another blog ????
Topkap?Saray?12
the second pic you posted why aren't most uh candice pics this interesting ??? good choice...
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Hot girl. Bad photoshoot. We don't see her face, her ass, or her waist...her best features. Magazine fail.
Candice > Adriana > Doutzen > everyone else.
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"In a recent blog a guy said he would drink my dirty bath water."
first thing popped up (via the evil google) that seemed like it could be a source quote
http://www.bellazon.com/main/index.php?showtopic=7459&st=1740
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sorry that screen capture got beyond shrinked
anyway go to link see about the sixth post or so. by someone named dartford
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non shrinked version of the pic Topkap?Saray?12 posted. will the fans have a heart attack ??? ;)
http://funkysite.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/candice_swanepoel/Candice_Swan...
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Whewww!!!
Doutzen, you gonna have to bring it next time baby. Candice is tryin' to take ya crown.
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trying? its already been taken.
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"SA's ridiculously hot supermodel"? Agreed!
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I wanna do so many bad things to her... good, good, bad things!!!
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I wanna do so many bad things to her... good, good, bad things!!!
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it'll be a good idea to post the recent doutzen shootfrom numero, she wears a mask too, and then people can decide
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she's hot!
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but not as hot as my room when using the computer in the summer. ;)
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lol.
that's different kind of hotness, Glim.
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a different kind of tension indeed... ;)
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She is dating a brazilian model called Hermann Nicoli.
http://bloglog.globo.com/FCKeditor/UserFiles/Image/008(3).JPG
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He's a model? he's ugly and short. And what is she doing with an ugly guy? God, us women get so blinded by emotions that even the ugliest man can look the hottest on the planet.
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lol
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And the award for shallowest statement of the century goes to... this cunt right here.
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shut the fuck up, you worthless greek piece of shit
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is your ugly ass hurt? seems to be! Go, get that huge nose of yours fixed. You're ugly, and you do not deserve a hot chick. Too bad. Get over it.
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lol, it's always gotta come back to race. My race and my appearance have nothing to do with the fact that you're vain and delusional.
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