Caption This! (Elmo Feels Up Aubrey O'Day Edition!!!)

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Aubrey O'Day launched her milkshake "Aubrey's Cherrydise" at Millions of Milkshakes. A percentage of the profits will benefit the Red Cross for Haiti and Chile.

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STD-me Elmo.

nice.

Monday, March 15th, 2010 @ 11:06am
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"Elmo loves the big boobs! Hahahaha!"

Monday, March 15th, 2010 @ 11:14am
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"I should be able to hit it, Big Bird and Burt hit it months ago"

Monday, March 15th, 2010 @ 11:17am
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I thought Burt was in a committed relationship with Ernie?

Monday, March 15th, 2010 @ 11:21am
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fat and disgusting

Monday, March 15th, 2010 @ 11:24am
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knowing who she is makes me hate p. diddy

Monday, March 15th, 2010 @ 11:48am
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but not the way he DANCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, March 15th, 2010 @ 12:02pm
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"Elmo has a tickle in his pants"

Monday, March 15th, 2010 @ 11:40am
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What's The Word on the Street! OK kids, today's word is: "HERPES"

Elmo now has HERPES.

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today's "Word on the Street" was sponsored by Herpasil.

http://www.herpasil.com/

Monday, March 15th, 2010 @ 11:45am
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I think they make a great couple...Go Elmo give her the furry boner...

Monday, March 15th, 2010 @ 12:08pm
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not a caption
Is there a free clinic on Sesame Street?

Yo this was the dude in the Elmo costume's lucky day

Monday, March 15th, 2010 @ 12:34pm
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If I just look at the tits, I don't feel the incessant need to smash in her face... Such an annoying face on this chick. Love the shapeless dress trying to hide the jelly-rolls.

Monday, March 15th, 2010 @ 12:38pm
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Her skin tone is so off, she always looks slightly burnt or something.

Monday, March 15th, 2010 @ 12:48pm
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Elmo: I love my job..

Monday, March 15th, 2010 @ 12:55pm
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Men who dress up as giant mascots for a living have to be perverse in some sort of way...

Monday, March 15th, 2010 @ 1:17pm
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Yeah it's so many things that are wrong with it
but it continues lol

this has to be a part time job though right

Monday, March 15th, 2010 @ 1:20pm
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Nice puppies on Page 2 - Pic 1. And the Mini-Westy and Pomeranian look good too.
Okay I've been watching too much Craig Ferguson.

Monday, March 15th, 2010 @ 1:22pm
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Not only is Elmo staring down her blouse, he's tickling himself -- with no hands.

Monday, March 15th, 2010 @ 1:25pm
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Looks like Kermit is out Miss Piggy has to go with the big ones..

Monday, March 15th, 2010 @ 1:35pm
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Hahahha! Look at poor little Kermit !

Monday, March 15th, 2010 @ 1:43pm
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Good stuff right there

Monday, March 15th, 2010 @ 1:50pm
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dear diary today I met my future wife & she's actually going to help me get part time work too, she said she's going to get me a blow job...whatever that is...

Monday, March 15th, 2010 @ 2:13pm
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Those poor dogs. Seriously, people who do that to their dogs should be punished. She really does look like Miss Piggy. Only I hope this Miss Piggy dies in a plane crash.

And she has her own milkshake? Right. Could the innuendo be anymore obvious?

Monday, March 15th, 2010 @ 2:20pm
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She is just f&$%ing gross.

Monday, March 15th, 2010 @ 3:22pm
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what the fuck? nasty fat fake whore. Someone take those poor dogs away from her.

Monday, March 15th, 2010 @ 5:17pm
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elmo: "just be lucky i'm only groping your tits aubrey, imagine if you had a fist up your ass all day like me..."

Monday, March 15th, 2010 @ 7:06pm
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Hollywood does terrible things to people.

Monday, March 15th, 2010 @ 10:35pm
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What is she famous for again? She looks to be related to Snooki and Stumpy. Her fat feet don't even fit in those shoes. Pathetic.

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010 @ 12:07am
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Wow, this chick really throws me off and probably these 1,000 fans are dislikers.

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010 @ 2:26am
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why is she so trashy? not even bro ho trashy.....but knocked up in the back of a dirty chevy, wearing a 2 for $3 cheetah mu-mu....and those contacts....

WHAT is with her!?

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010 @ 4:58am
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