Caption This! (Elmo Feels Up Aubrey O'Day Edition!!!)
Monday, March 15th, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinAubrey O'Day launched her milkshake "Aubrey's Cherrydise" at Millions of Milkshakes. A percentage of the profits will benefit the Red Cross for Haiti and Chile.






















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STD-me Elmo.
nice.
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"Elmo loves the big boobs! Hahahaha!"
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"I should be able to hit it, Big Bird and Burt hit it months ago"
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I thought Burt was in a committed relationship with Ernie?
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fat and disgusting
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knowing who she is makes me hate p. diddy
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but not the way he DANCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Elmo has a tickle in his pants"
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What's The Word on the Street! OK kids, today's word is: "HERPES"
Elmo now has HERPES.
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Today's "Word on the Street" was sponsored by Herpasil.

http://www.herpasil.com/
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I think they make a great couple...Go Elmo give her the furry boner...
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not a caption
Is there a free clinic on Sesame Street?
Yo this was the dude in the Elmo costume's lucky day
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If I just look at the tits, I don't feel the incessant need to smash in her face... Such an annoying face on this chick. Love the shapeless dress trying to hide the jelly-rolls.
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Her skin tone is so off, she always looks slightly burnt or something.
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Elmo: I love my job..
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Men who dress up as giant mascots for a living have to be perverse in some sort of way...
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Yeah it's so many things that are wrong with it
but it continues lol
this has to be a part time job though right
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Nice puppies on Page 2 - Pic 1. And the Mini-Westy and Pomeranian look good too.
Okay I've been watching too much Craig Ferguson.
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Not only is Elmo staring down her blouse, he's tickling himself -- with no hands.
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Looks like Kermit is out Miss Piggy has to go with the big ones..

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Hahahha! Look at poor little Kermit !
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Good stuff right there
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dear diary today I met my future wife & she's actually going to help me get part time work too, she said she's going to get me a blow job...whatever that is...
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Those poor dogs. Seriously, people who do that to their dogs should be punished. She really does look like Miss Piggy. Only I hope this Miss Piggy dies in a plane crash.
And she has her own milkshake? Right. Could the innuendo be anymore obvious?
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She is just f&$%ing gross.
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what the fuck? nasty fat fake whore. Someone take those poor dogs away from her.
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elmo: "just be lucky i'm only groping your tits aubrey, imagine if you had a fist up your ass all day like me..."
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Hollywood does terrible things to people.
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What is she famous for again? She looks to be related to Snooki and Stumpy. Her fat feet don't even fit in those shoes. Pathetic.
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Wow, this chick really throws me off and probably these 1,000 fans are dislikers.
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why is she so trashy? not even bro ho trashy.....but knocked up in the back of a dirty chevy, wearing a 2 for $3 cheetah mu-mu....and those contacts....
WHAT is with her!?
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