Caption This! (Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino Got Some Take-out in Miami!)
Tuesday, April 20th, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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We're including some of the other "Jersey Shore" cast members just because we know you bastards love them...
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin; Pictured: Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi and Jenni 'JWoww' Farley
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This dude spends more time shirtless than Matthew Mcconaughey in his prime.
And he doesn't even look good. He looks like someone who misread the label on his creatine jar. Much like Carrot Top.
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I bet they love the smell of their own farts.
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Oh boy. Here we go again with the gay porn stars wannabees.
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how youz doin? ya friggin' mooks
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is it possible theres someone stumpier than Hayden out there?
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Ewwwwwwwwwww! I hate Mike! He is disgusting. Ok, he thinks he's the shit because his arms are jacked and he has a six pack, but he has no shoulders! Hahahah! His body is comical, it looks like a duck. Loser.
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i am at a lost for words anymore
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I bet they have tiny cocks
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with big balls
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I'd like to find something to take them all out...think a 45 would work?
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Barf at this entire post.
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Who in their right mind hated my comment? Somebody actually finds these people attractive? Amazing.
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haha not happy are you? They must have been out of their mind hating on you!
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just because you said that, i hatered both your comments :)
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Douche!!! Skadouche!!!
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Oh dear god...why is that Snooki has to have the short shorts & flip-flops on? Goddamnit, that shit is ruining my day.
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Picture 2.4: you nearly got caught holding hands gays, I mean guys. The guy in the red seems to be constantly doing the "sup?" head raise thing. Brilliant.
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Totally. Prob headin' home shovin' their tongues down each others throats.
Wonder who's the bitch in the relationship? My guess is the one in white.
-He's wearing the cross 'round his neck. lol
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worst dressed so called celebs on the planet.
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guy in pink shorts: "You mad cause I got the semi-famous Douchebag special? And you had to settle for the boring scrawny faggot dinner with a large haterade, hold the macho cheese and hot sauce..."
Guy in black shirt: "Thinking of eating our take-out on his chest is making me so horny right now. Oops better cover my left nipple, it's an outtie."
guy in pink shorts: "Oh the cosmos is so beautiful. *What am I thinking, I'm famous and cool?* Hey get outta my way ya freakin' goomba!"
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Girls in car. "Fuck it's hard to score meth and work our corners with all these fucking cameras!"
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Guy in black shirt: "Um, excuse me! Carol were going this way."
Carol: "Hey wild idea, hon. I douse you with axe and we have sex in a pile of chili cheese fries."
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Pic 1: The World's Worst Limbo Partners
guy in pink shorts: "Good thing I hired these guys to tweet for me and make it sound cool."
Guy in black shirt: "I know what we can tweet for him.
Walking home with a hot broad, her meat is so tender and her thighs look so delicious, I can eat her right now. Me and a buddy are about to double up on her and it might get messy."
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Has Snooki gotten even fatter?
I mean damn.
I'd still fuck J-Woww though
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The guys look Middle Eastern... how much spray paint do these guidos use?
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d-o-u-c-h-e-b-a-g-s.
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HATERZZ
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