Caption This! (Salma Hayek & Sugar Daddy @ "Robin Hood" Premier in Cannes)

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

These were snapped at a couple days back at the "Robin Hood" Premiere held at the 63rd Annual Cannes Film Festival. Salma is pictured with her billionaire husband/baby-daddy, Francois-Henri Pinault.

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never got the fascination with this midget...so damn overrated.

Friday, May 14th, 2010 @ 12:10pm
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ok, and captions...let's see...hmm

sugar daddy: your head is *haha* huge, honey

salma: i know *haha*...just keep smiling as if you don't know

...

i tried.

Friday, May 14th, 2010 @ 12:12pm
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"billionaire husband"...

so why am i still thinking "HOW DID THIS WHITE BOY GET SALMA PREGNANT?!?!"

Friday, May 14th, 2010 @ 12:13pm
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Damn she be hot!

Friday, May 14th, 2010 @ 12:26pm
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"i'd pay twice as much for a body like that

Friday, May 14th, 2010 @ 12:30pm
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Man, I bet Chip would have a great caption for this.

Friday, May 14th, 2010 @ 12:42pm
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"if ponce de leon and cortez could see me now!"
"no pesos, vato."

Friday, May 14th, 2010 @ 1:21pm
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"Yo soy tu papa"

Friday, May 14th, 2010 @ 1:25pm
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SD, "I'm so gonna dip my rich, wrinkled, dick in that honey pot!"

LP, "Dammit, don't make eye contact... think about the bank-account, he'll be dead soon enough."

* SD- sugar daddy, LP- latina prostitute

Friday, May 14th, 2010 @ 1:34pm
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win.

Saturday, May 15th, 2010 @ 8:20am
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She looks okay. But I was never a fan of her.

Friday, May 14th, 2010 @ 2:27pm
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I think she's overrated.But she looks nice here and she is aging well.

Friday, May 14th, 2010 @ 4:23pm
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WHAT IS LOVE
WOOOOO OH OH OH OH OH OH
BABY DON'T HURT ME, DON'T HURT ME
COME ON

Friday, May 14th, 2010 @ 11:32pm
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I aint sayin' she's a golddigger, but you won't see her with no broke, broke.

Friday, May 14th, 2010 @ 11:58pm
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