Caroline Wozniacki Sends Sharapova Home in Straight Sets @ US Open!
Tuesday, September 7th, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Unfortunately I missed the match yesterday, but it appears even Sharapova was no trouble for Caroline Wozniacki as she rolled through in 6-3, 6-4. You'd think Sharapova would've taken it to a third set, but serve sucks ass.
I have a feeling this chick might win the final, as well. She'll either face Venus Williams or Kim Clijsters (my money's on Clijsters) since Venus' second serve sucks ass. And, who the hell wants to see Venus prancing around in her annoying "Fireworks" dress at the final?! All these chicks in the women's draw are turning into marketing machines as opposed to concentrating on playing tennis. It's sad.
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Thank god, I can't stand female tennis players like Sharapova who squeal when they hit the ball. The men hit the ball much harder without squealing, so cut that shit out already.
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i didnt watch the match either but i'll bet $5 that this caroline chick went squeal for squeal with her
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Nope, she doesn't do it.
I would love to see a ref with balls award points to the opponent after each squeal. I've played tennis in a court next to a squealer, makes you want to hit them over the head with your racquet. Can't even imagine how annoying it would be to play against one of them.
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I'm sorry. I didn't know women were supposed to be like dudes.
And a guy named McPerv who doesn't like female squealing?
Tell me I'm mistaken man.
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LOL.
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The squealing is unnecessary and unsports(wo)manlike, some coaches have taught female players to squeal for the sole purpose of distracting the opponent.
And I prefer moaning to squealing.
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I only watch tennis when there's squealing and/or moaning.
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That a boy!
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Wozniacki is a real cutie!! I am hoping for a Caroline-Venus Final :P!!
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This mightve been the hottest tennis match in recent history
Plus they are both two of the best so it hasn't been like that in awhile
Too bad I missed it :'(
So Caroline FTW Now
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these pictures don't do her justice, she is a cutie normally, she is a very good player too
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is that cameltoe? and as long as the williams sisters dont win it i'm happy
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Yep there are a couple of cameltoes in these pics. Good observation. LOL
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I don't care about tennis but I saw that match :)
Too much hotness to miss it xD
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Ignore the ugly faces she is making as she is whacking the tennis ball. This chick is a super-hottie.
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Hottest tennis player right now!
You have to ignore the in-action shots obviously, but she's damn beautiful.
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total focus might not be pretty but it can be a winners look.....I care less about this sport but, when relaxed her face is pretty....I'd go for it & hope she didn't look like this during sex
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just updated this set w/ pics from yesterday's match...
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She's hot, but not all that pretty. That is one gummy fucking smile on 2.2
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Neither of them are as fit as laura robson
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Horrible smile and hairy thighs.
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Sponsors will be lining up to pour money down her throat if she can keep this up. She's been the least respected #1 seed in a long, long time. So far, so good and here's hoping she can stay in the draw.
2.4 could be a poster that sells in the millions.
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Yep, there was a lot of pre-US Open complaint about Wozniacki being #1 seeded, but unlike the likes of Safina, Ivanovic et al in the past Caroline is actually playing like a #1 seed and she's getting plenty of respect for it. I hope she wins the title, or at least reaches the final against Clijsters (I guess).
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Cute, looks like she has really nice boobs.
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scary looking chick.
i wish Anna K was a little better at tennis.
i enjoyed watching her play.
butch ass chicks like Serena Silliams are so un-inspiring.
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that thing in yellow would eat you alive
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"Venus' second serve sucks ass."
yea it does. thats why she doesnt win championships....
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Dag, Sharapova just can't catch a break these days. Go Venus!
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maybe she can stop giving that mini-handjob after winning each point. but probably not.
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...pics or it didn't happen.
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Yellow shorts have never been so sexy! Love Caroline. <3
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Gotta LOVE Cute Sweaty Tennis Girls
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never really watch tennis.
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