Cheryl Cole Performed @ Capital FM Summertime Ball
Tuesday, June 8th, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash News OnlineNote: Props to all you bastards who PM'd & E-mailed pics of the show. Sorry it too so damn long to get these babies up.
These were snapped over the weekend at Wembley Stadium in London. Cheryl Tweedy (once again, I hope it's safe to ditch "Cole") was decked out in an outfit we've seen her pimp at previous shows, but who gives a shit, right? I'm pretty sure none of you bastards mind.
Anyway, here's some really shitty quality video from the event. Get a better camera or don't tape the show, damn it!!
Photo Credit: Splash News Online






















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Woot in before Freep!!!!!
I WIN!!!!!
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why to go fallen !
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i was at work dammit!
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don't be a sore loser... ;)
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Nice action shots here.
p.s. boobs + chainmail = super sexy
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Has she ever worn an attractive outfit on stage?
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since she's gone solo her outfits dont seem to please (the general bastardly opinion anyway) but some of her girls aloud stuff.
"Has she ever worn an attractive outfit on stage?"








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but i may still be missing the point. the clothes in the pics above may very well still suck even though Chezza looks like sex in them, to which my only response left is who gives a fuck about the outfits!
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She'd look better without those outfits, if you catch my drift.
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Hot (as usual)
but those are to ugliest shorts... not revealing enough either. Would a miniskirt and sexy panties be too much to ask? damn!
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is it just me or is she overrated? she's not looking so great in these pictures.
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Pretty lady. Maybe these pictures will get Freep away from the Victoria Justice post. Hahaha!
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Victoria who? i zone out when i get Chezza

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I call Bullshit.
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you fucking would
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This is true. But you're thinking about Victoria riiiiight....NOW.
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nope.

stone faced. still in the zone!
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What an incredible display! *Applauds*
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I think she's beautiful. Digging those dimples.
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damn you woman! look at that picture of hers with her legs spread wide, i mean, i was staring at her legs and abs. not her crotch mind you. i'm so so so jealous!! she's fit, slim and curvy at all the right places. i wouldn't mind trading bodies with her. lol.
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random cheryl pics (if freep haven't posted it all already)
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Those pics show she has no hips. Oh well, no one is perfect and she is VERY close to perfection. And has a pefect face.
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i think she's apple shaped. heavier on top with her rather broad shoulders and big boobs and smaller at the bottom hence thin legs, no hips and not much of a butt. but well, you CAN'T have it all. yet i agree, she's close to perfect.
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I agree, apple shaped. I like her body because she is fit and her pretty face makes up for any other imprefections.
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*imperfections*
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i probably have but a good effort is always appreciated!
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her legs look good in boots because they hide her cankles.
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*Cheryl's reply*
listen bitch...

look who's talking
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lol, thats golden.
u win.
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how does he win? what is it that he won, you stupid?
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Not gonna reply to cherly since it was not her who replied to me but i will say, "you listen here, bitch" to freep. Get a real life girlfriend.
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cheryl can't honestly believe that you replied to her
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"WOT THE FOOK IS GOIN' ON, 'ERE?"
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lol caitie
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I like her stomach, amongst other things.
Why does Derek look like such a creepy pervert?
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"Why does Derek look like such a creepy pervert?"
its what he does best


but can you really blame him?
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It's hard not to let your perv switch go off in a situation like that.
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Love her dimples.
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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deep breaths woman!
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Strong photo. I like the fringe.
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its my favorite hair she's ever had.






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me too! :)
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agreed- I'm digging the bangs! : )
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Sweet. The middle two I'm not so keen, but she still looks great. The original photo you posted (with the scarf) she has her hair up right? I'm a fan of upping the hair.
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hair up is also accepted


buy i still prefer fringe/bangs



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1st pic. That's the sort of tied up hairstyle I mean.
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Her teeth look like veneers here- she had them done, no?
Not hating, just curious!
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yes she has veneers
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That is what I figured- sometimes veneers look like white Chiclets to me.
I don't blame her though if she had fug teeth before- teeth/good smiles are so important!
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she makes me always say wow!
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damn she's hot
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a backstage interview before her performance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTDJLN2sUfk&feature=player_embedded
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I forgot how she sounds, but she looks amazing!
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look up, i already beat you to it :p
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Damn!
Oh well I'll check it out.
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he looks a bit like Diplo, mmm
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is there a vid where she's dancing with the douchbag derrick?
i wanna see it.
freep?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fp55dmuaNu4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_antC2r20C8
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her ass looks really good in those shorts Id like 2 eat my breakfast off it
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only breakfast? : )
What about the other three meals and two snacks?
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I like the way Ari thinks...
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: ) : )
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So this is what sex looks like.
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Freep- how is any woman in your real life able to compare to the perfect Cheryl??
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why we kiss with our eyes closed and fuck with the lights off, right?
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Sup Freep:
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assist my brotha

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it's amazing how anyone can look that good making all those facial expressions..
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*stares blankly*
........
Yay Chezza.
...still no Karen, Moe?
I see how it is.
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"I see how it is."
you fucking better
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I will give you Beastman AIDS if you don't hush up.
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*runs back to victoria post*
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I see Freep is still drinking the Cole-aid.
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it's Tweedy-Aid now :D
hater
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Just imagine Ashley's first post-divorce interview. He'd have to make a fool of himself by explaining his behavior, but people would blow up the server of the media outlet that posted his comments about repeatedly cheating on her.
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He'd just have to tell the truth, she was probably stuck up and a little frigid, so he got some outside "tang".
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he's still an asshole regardless, break up and fuck around. why stay married if you dont give a fuck about who you're married too?
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It looks good for your image, helps you get endorsement deals, this is the person you may want to have your kids, even if you don't like fuckin' all that much, your family likes 'em. . .There's a ton of reasons.
I think The Clintons have it sorted out, they have a political marriage. One that's based on what's best for the images and their careers, but on the reals, you know Bill's fuckin' all kinds of Brazilian and Russian hoes like it's nothin'. \
That's the world man. That's the world.
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