Choose Your Favorite: "The Girls of US TV" Do FHM UK, April 2010

Pictured: Minka Kelly

I know who I'm pullin' for, so what about you bastards?


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Minka Kelly!

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 11:16am
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Sorry sir, such a blow out by %44 off.

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 2:13am
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it's a joke when you put Kim K up against truly hot chicks. she is a fucking joke, resting solely on the size of her gelatinous rump and the fact that she is STILL a fucking amateur porn star.

minka.

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 11:22am
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normally you're way over the top but you have nailed the Kim K. issue on the head.

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 1:04pm
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wiseblood,amatuer porn is about 97% better than the kim's tape...

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 1:33pm
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I don't know, man.

That picture of her comin' out the water might be the best pic she's ever taken and the best in this set.

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 1:55am
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Kim is seriously out of place. She's contaminating the rest of them.

Shit. Summer, Minka, and Jessica, all in the same post. I don't think I can bring myself to vote for just one. I think I'll go with Summer, she is seriously underrepresented on this site.

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 11:26am
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In this order,

Minka
Summer
Eva
Olivia
Kim
Erin
Jessica

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 11:35am
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I just cant choose. I love Summer Glau, Eva Amurri, Erin Cummings, Minka Kelly and Olivia Munn. All for totally different reasons, yet equally important to me reasons, so I cant choose a favorite. If you had asked me to choose the hottest or something a bit more specific I could of made a choice.
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It is funny to note that Kim has way more pictures in the pages that you displayed Moe.

Did you not get the whole article?
Did you post more Kim cause of your Kim illness?
Is FHM UK that sad?
Or is Kim such a fame whore she works on at a lower per pic wage?

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 11:41am
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Minka is the total package, so is Olivia Munn. Kim looks like a fat cow comparing to other girls. Summer and Jessica don't have hot bodies, Eva and Erin's bodies are made for fucking but their faces are blah.

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 11:50am
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leni,but as we learned from your words guys don't care about a face if they get to have sex. right ???

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 1:35pm
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yes, but I'm not a man and I do care about face, therefore I picked Minka who's pretty :) Many men care about face, I was generalizing when I said guys don't care about a woman's face if her body is hot.

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 1:38pm
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Kim Kardashian based solely on these pictures

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 11:58am
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anytime Summer is there I'm always gonna pick that TV terminator robot girl

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 12:04pm
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total aside, but I must say I like this slightly smaller font we got in this entry.

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 12:08pm
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im digging it too

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 1:16pm
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so do I

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 1:26pm
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not sure. it's not wowing me. maybe i have to adjust...

but it would be cool if they tried a few other fonts.

fallen i think this font is the same as the one we usually get just smaller ??? is that what happening ??? or is this a different font ???

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 1:43pm
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I don't like it. It's hard to read for the visually impaired among us!

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 2:07pm
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yeah a challenge...

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 2:28pm
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Mmph, based on these pictures i'd have to be crazy to not say my favorite is Kim KArdashian, damn those tits and damn that ass soakin wet and half out of the swimming pool. My only other logical choice is Munn........and I'M STILL PISSED WITH HER!

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 12:17pm
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I have no idea who Minka Kelly is but she gets a thumb up the bum (Y)

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 12:28pm
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Well all except the camel..I don't know which is which...so I'll sustain from voting, till the next one...

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 12:51pm
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Here's the real rankings:

Minka
Summer
Eva
Olivia
Jessica
Erin
...
A gap equivalent to the distance of a light year
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All of Tiger Woods' whores
Cast of Jersey Shore
The entire species of camels
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Another gap equivalent to the distance of an entire light year
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Kim K

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 12:56pm
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Seriously? You'd take Snookie over Kim? lol

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 12:59pm
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i would too. plowing that fat little jigglypuff would be so much fun

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 1:16pm
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which one? Snookie and Kim are both short fat and stocky, haha

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 1:24pm
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on a side note I do not think Kim is fat, just saying she looks fat comparing to other girls

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 1:25pm
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leni, almost any female over kim. you know the rules...

so yes snookie over kim. that is final....

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 1:45pm
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haha

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 1:46pm
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Who is Erin Cummings, and is that her porn name?

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 1:01pm
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it was really between Eva and Olivia for me. i went with Olivia but it wouldnt matter because they are friends so i would get 2 for the price of one!

scratch that. 3 for the price of one!

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 1:02pm
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Susan is the hottest.

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 1:09pm
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i would have so much fun with any combination of these 3. and omg the thought of Alina and Susan...OWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 1:14pm
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haha

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 1:29pm
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Note the hot burger choice!!!

In-N-Out FTW!!!

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 3:19pm
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ewww WAY too many pics of kim. i'm gonna go with minka, then olivia then summer.

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 2:05pm
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Minka and only Minka.

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 2:15pm
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SUMMER MOTHERFUCKING GLAU!!!! why? she can kill you with her brain!

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 3:06pm
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All are wife material except for Kim K. The rest make her look like the fat armenian whore she is. If forced to choose only one, I would pick Summer Glau.

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 4:30pm
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Minka Kelly looks damn cute in that pick.
I vote for her.

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 5:42pm
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Jessica Stroup is the prettiest, Minka Kelly is the hottest.

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 6:12pm
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The first pic is really cute.

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 6:16pm
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all(except kim) are hot, mix and match and you've got the perfect girl, somebody plz destory the sperm container that is kim kardashian

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 6:58pm
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Summer Glau.

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 7:01pm
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Kim K!!!

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 9:07pm
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Olivia, followed by the tanned one in the middle of p 2. Minka's not even the hottest on her own freakin' show, with Aimee and Connie beating her comfortably. And WTF is Kim doing in this contest?

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 9:20pm
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jessica stroup becoz she's wet

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 9:43pm
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I'm normally all over Kimmy, but in this case, it's gotta be Eva FTW.

Monday, March 8th, 2010 @ 11:02pm
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I don't know what to choose, Minka and Olivia are both fucking hot!!! but Kim has the best body without a doubt

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 5:32am
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