Christina Aguilera @ LACMA Resnick Pavilion Opening Gala
Monday, September 27th, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinWow, what the hell happened to Christina Aguilera's makeup? It looks pretty damn caked-on or maybe it's just bad lighting? Just to be on the safe side, let's just she gets a new makeup artist before she starts her endless tour around the world to promote her upcoming musical "Burlesque" alongside the one & only Cher. The film hits theaters on November 24th.
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revolting. those close-ups are frightful.
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How can she not realize how ridiculous she looks? Whoever did her makeup does not know about blending, look at where her hairline meets her face, it's so disgusting!
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Yes!!!!
Homer Simpson's makeup gun.
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You think they should have used self tanner on her scalp.. or maybe a little foundation? How retarded.
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No, I think she shouldn't have such a fucking contrast between her extremely blonde hair color and her nasty orange makeup, duh!
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So, your skin color should slowly fade into your hair color? I see.. so Megan Fox should have a grey patch of skin that slowly fades into her black hair? Look dumb ass, you have no idea what youre talking about.. the BLENDING you mentioned... would NOT change the fact that there is contrast between her NATURALLY orangish skin and her NATURALLY blond hair.. youre just a hater. Christina Aguilera kicks your ass. And, I saw your boobs on your profile.. LOPSIDED .. like your boobies had a stroke.
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Well how come there are pictures of her where she is NATURALLY pale?!
LMAO I bet you fake tan and try and pass it off as your NATURAL skin colour and I bet your fake nails and lashes are NATURAL too.
Get a life, precious Xtina looks like hooker clown here, you probably do too. What Foxy says is right, the hair and skin is hideously unnatural and she could have at least blended her bronzer to diminish that look of having smeared her face with shit, but you are probably into that.
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Whats she doing here: http://www.moejackson.com/2010-bikini-pics-christina-aguilera-pays-kim-k... ? Ill tell you what she's doing.. TANNING. And shockingly, after vacation in the sun, she's TAN. I guess you dont wear any makeup.. Miss Naturale? Your boyfriend probably thinks about her when you're sharing romantic moments.
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I guarantee you, if my boyfriend is thinking of anyone other than me during our 'romantic moments' the last person it would be is Xtina.
I wear make up but I don't apply it with a trowel thankyouverymuch.
I bet your face looks like a collection of winnets.
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Someone gets a little touchy when confronted with evidence that Queen Christina's tan is natural. Since you can peer into your boyfriend's brain.. who does he think about?
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LMAO I just looked at that picture. Not exactly extreme tanning is she, sitting in the shade, wearing fake tan and a full face of make up!!!!
And my boyfriend thinks of the same thing as me; violently exterminating demics like you.
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Jealous that she can afford a vacation, and all you get is a trip to Myrtle Beach on your anual week off from your job as a receptionist? If you had ever been a position to afford a vacation in the sun.. you'd know that its best to tan slowly, like Christina is doing. Thats how you end up with the nautral tan that she has. Instead of hating on your more blessed sisters, try learning.
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This has got to be a joke. No one is jealous of someone who is orange. Let me guess, you're a tanaholic?
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Oh dear, we seem to have a case of tanorexic
but seriously is camelfro blind? natural tan? lol what a joke
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yeah, aint nobody that orange.
i really dont understand why people do it.
its never a good look....NEVER!
well...unless your a Oompa Loompa.
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that's just... wow. do you really believe what you're writing here? with all that make up shit you said I had to look at your profile to see if you're a man. but it says you're a lady. a classy lady. I'm shocked.
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shock this, mofo. She looks good. And I looked at your profile too and I saw your fat little feet with the SLOPPY tan lines. Next time YOU get a spray tan, take off the flip flops.
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I don't get spray tans, cause it makes you look orange. like ugly christina here.
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You know what? I'd rather have "lopsided" boobs than have rock hard fake tits with about a mile space between them.
Anyways, I'm not into the whole fake look, apparently you are.
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Her boobs are huge, and she's had a baby. They wouldnt be 'rock hard', they'd be all jiggly- even if they're fake. But, you do have a big space between your boobs, and to be quite honest, i found your boobs far from 'foxy', foxyroxy. You need to relax and stop hating on a beautiful woman who has enough class not to expose her breasts to every man with a moejackson profile.
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Wow, you are such a bitch. Unbelievable. And I never claimed to be classy.
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LOL ya i wouldn't even go out like this to the movies in total darkness with only the light of the moon... let alone if i was a celebrity going out to an event... lol that makeup is just fkn madness.
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Looks like she had a battle with a Tanning Machine
The Machine won!
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wtf, she looks so stupid
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that is just not pretty, god she looks absolutely ridiculous. She's turned irrelevant, she can go away now
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really? dirty?
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hahaha she looks so stupid.
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Well slap me silly and call me Shirley, she is an orange, even has the appropriate sticker on the left forearm
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She looks like a blonde...tangerine?
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Just needs to dye her hair green and her halloween costume is all set to go.
Oompah...
Loompah...
Doobidee-doo!
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She must be on Jessica Simpson's diet.
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is she trying to help britney 5150 catch up?
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whoa, she's super ugly. as a matter of fact - always has been. even in her dirrty days she was trashy sexy but not a beauty.
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She looks like Snooki's long lost blonde sister.
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Whoaa wtf!!!!!
When this chick wears makeup it destroys her... shes 100000000% prettier with none.
Humans aren't suppose to be orange.. since when was orange a human skin tone??? i guess some people feel there hottest when there orange.. lol its a joke.. idk, maybe i need to paint myself orange to understand, but for now i'll remain my creamy coloured self.
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eww those teeth need a bleaching.. gross
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hey, he's just an orange.. dont be so cruel.. lol.
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hahahaha.. oh well he cant hear me so its all good :P
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NOOOOOOOOOOO
Initiate kill sequence.
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demi lovato thinks she wears too much makeup
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You're all jealous. She looks stunning. People tan in different ways. Some people turn golden, some people just burn and turn red. And some people tan..in an in between way.. a little red and a little golden, and so it looks more orange. She is a gorgeous Italian lady. She could have been a model.
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...except she's not Italian. She's part-Irish and part Latina.
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Actually, fire crotch head.. do you mind if i call you that.. fire crotch head... as i was saying, actually, she's Italian, but she wanted to make sure she appealed to our Latin American brothers and sisters here in the US... so she lied about her Irish and Latina background. She's straight up Italian. Got it?
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Fire Crotch Head......LMAO
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Awww.
Such a cute little newfag.
^__^
Clueless, too.
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but yeah Fire Crotch Head is right.
Christina's ethnicity is Ecuadorian, German and Irish.
Just because she was born in Staten Island doesnt mean she has any Italian in her.
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You know, you'd actually be funny...if you could come up with your own shit and not piggy back on other people's weakass insults towards me. You're like that kid who wants all the popular kids to like him, so he starts acting like them.
On second thought, no, you won't be funny if you came up with your own shit. You'd still be a wannabe /b/tard.
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You have to be able to laugh at jokes, even if their directed towards you.
You take yourself way too serious on this site. You go around acting like you own and are part of moejackson staff. You're mad because i found what camelfro funny and then continue to psychoanalyze me like you know me.
I get it. You have developed a great defense mechanism because you were made fun of growing up.
Its hard out there for Fire Crotch Head.
But irl, i don't need to come up with super great jokes. I get by fine and will continue to laugh with others.
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oh and the popular kids?
lol, on a website?
ironic because chances are you were the fat bitch who played the tuba in high school that nobody wanted to talk to.
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Here's the thing...I can totally laugh at myself...but you're not funny. Especially when you're parroting back what someone else said. You come off as a royal jackass.
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How can i beat Fire Crotch Head?
its almost impossible.
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It's not even remotely clever or funny.
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well.....not to you.
obviously.
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It's not original, either.
Oooh...Fire Crotch...only...let's throw the word head into the mix.
No.
Not clever, not original, not funny.
Mrs. Tomatohead. Now that's a good one.
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But you see, i already know its not clever or original.
Thats why its funny to me.
I have a weird sense of humor though.
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Actually, it was hilarious. Its not that it wasnt original... i was simply referencing something. I was equating your head with Lindsay Lohan's crotch.. diseases and all. Funny, right?
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LOL! You think that is her natural tan? Her color is the product of cans of spray tan.
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Shut the fuck up Pam!
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lol thats pam?
Def. my favorite bipolar user on moe-j
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Yes and 'some people' wear a cake mask, thats not a tan you dofus!!!!!! look at her forehead.. get off this planet immediately you no brainer... with a name like camelfro is figures lol
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She fell way off.
Mainly due to the fact that she gained weight.
Tisk
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She has the unique ability to look stunning or ridiculous, sometimes moments apart
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Holy CAT BARF! She looks so ORANGE and GREASY. Blech.
It's sad but I am to the point that like with Brit-Brit, I don't automatically click on a link about her or download photos of her anymore. The new crop looks much better than Disney's first aborted fetuses.
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when she's on point she can look damn good.
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last time she was on point for me was......the dirty days.
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that black and white video with her titties spilling out of her nightie comes to mind
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looking like a whore.
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Hideous...i mean, really damn hideous. She's such a diva cunt, too. She's never been pretty but trashy hot.
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Argh this is the worst I have seen her look. Why do women feel the need to cake on the makeup?
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Argh this is the worst I have seen her look. Why do women feel the need to cake on the makeup?
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