Christina Hendricks Wins Oscar Award For Juiciest Rack (AGAIN!)


I'm sure it was a tough-tough decision, but after many hours of painful deliberation (which involved staring at Christina's rack for long periods of time), Christina was lucky enough to receive the award.

Some of you might remember that Christina also bagged the Juciest Golden Golden Globes Award at the Golden Globes earlier this year, so going on to win an Oscar Award is a pretty huge deal. Many congrats to Christina & her proud husband Geoffrey Arend, who coincidently holds a PhD in Motorboating (BAAASTAAARD!!).

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Oh here's these two again...and that guy

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 9:55am
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ridiculous tits. I think she looks strange.

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 9:56am
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^^^^I think she looks delicious!

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 10:01am
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wow those are big, real?? kinda look nice and soft

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 10:01am
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She even has fat toe cleavage.

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 10:12am
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I'm getting sick of seeing this douche and his dumb glasses. I can't hate on Joan, though, and her giant fake titties. They do compliment her 'thickness' very well.

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 10:21am
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p.s. I'm glad Don and Roger asked her to join the new team.

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 10:26am
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Just please get naked. It's overdue.

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 10:27am
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They probrably look better stuffed in a dress
leaves something to the imagination plus they just look deliciously huge

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 10:31am
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Yeah they probably arent so great when left to hang! Still, I just need to see her naked. She just has this impact on me.

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 10:34am
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I understand. I feel the same about it too.

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 10:39am
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I'm not a fan. Not a hater but her figure is ridiculous in a bad way, I love hips on a woman but hers are too wide, her ass is flat, boobs oversized and FAT not hot, she has bad legs, fat feet and an awkward smile. Having said that, it's refreshing to see a woman with a different body type than what we normally see in hollywood. On a side not, hideous dress.

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 10:42am
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The girl standing next to her has great curves on a petite frame and doesn't look so damn pasty and doughy. Flat asses are just so gross for me to look at...like they've sat down their entire life. (I know it's genetic and there's not a damn thing you can do about it...just saying that's how it looks.)

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 4:31pm
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That is Lea Michele standing next to her, of "Glee" fame.

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 4:36pm
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And yes, she needs to get naked already, everyone is dying to see her body, me included.

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 10:43am
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whoever convinces her to get nude on film will win my admiration for as long as i live

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 10:48am
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its not just the boobs for me, all her features are feminine and nice

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 11:28am
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i think mainly her body, it's so different it's real and it's womanly not what everyone is used to seeing in hollywood, but i must admit i don't find her boobs to be anything special, they're too big and they're probably really saggy w/o a pushup, although i think her complexion and the rest is radiant and beautiful..and lea need to stop trying so hard

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 11:33am
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I wish she would just bend forward and shake 'em.

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 12:34pm
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holy fuck.

i don't even think she is all that hot, but those titties bump her up in the jerk off stack.

jesus.

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 12:43pm
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adding this...

You might not guess that MAD MEN star CHRSTINA HENDRICKS would be self conscious about her voluptuous figure.
But after her astonishing physique started attracting more attention than her acting – culminating in last month’s flap over her GOLDEN GLOBES appearance – the actor commented that she couldn’t help but feel embarrassed by the scrutiny.
“It kind of hurt my feelings at first. Any time someone talks about your figure constantly, you get nervous. You get really self conscious. I was working my butt off on the show and then all anyone was talking about was my body!”
And despite her old Hollywood looks, CHRISTINA said fans are always surprised when they spot her in real life — without her retro fitting garb.
“The way we dress on Mad Men is so associated with old photographs, with people’s parents and grandparents. In person, I wear jeans and flip flops and people are so shocked. They tell me I look so much younger than they expected.”
But as for her weight and other body related questions, CHRISTINA has no desire to discuss it further.
“It just leaves a bad taste in my mouth.”

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 1:54pm
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yeah, she's so isecure about her body that she just has to wear dresses exposing her boobs all the time, I don't buy it. She knows her Pillsburry dough tits are her biggest asset, no one would give a fuck about her if she was flat.

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 1:57pm
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Pillsbury dough tits I like that

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 2:26pm
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Actually, she's a good actress...so her tits aren't her ONLY asset. And she's got one of the sexiest voices around.

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 5:58pm
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aye she can turn the sultry voice on, cant she...OW!

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 6:37pm
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That's her actual speaking voice.

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 6:41pm
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ohh but she can turn up the intensity...*shudder*

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 7:04pm
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She really plays her role well on Mad Men. Actually I find her mesmerizing on that show.

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 9:23pm
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She is great. This isnt her best dress ever for displaying "the twins" but still well done. She looks great in the period clothing they have her wear on "Mad Men".

Also props to Lea Michele looking good in the one pic she is in here.

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 1:58pm
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I want to like this chick, just for the cartoonish-ness of her entire figure, but the face... there's just something completely wonkified about it.

I've seen some pictures that make me throw up in my mouth.

The figure though... as PT Barnum as you can get really. It's kind of luscious. It would be fun for a night or 3.

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 3:09pm
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what the fuck ever... she's had huge tits for a long time, to long to be self conscious about it. just show the fuckers already

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 3:18pm
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I still don't know who she is but, I feel like I should with a rack like that DAMN!

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 4:06pm
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What % of men are boob men? Just curious. I mean, go for a girl with great boobs (big and perky) even if she had a flat, dumpy ass and I dunno...bad skin and ugly, beady eyes or something?

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 4:35pm
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I would guess that easliy 2/3rds of all men are boob men. Me I like em, but the lack of "huge" cup size isnt a deal breaker for me.

While Christina's Chest is impressive, I really dont think I would care very much about her if not for her dazzling smile and having been exposed to her in "Mad Men". Something about how they have her dressin in early '60s clothes just makes her super sexy.

I had seen her before in other shows before "Mad Men" and noted her, but wasnt anywhere near as obsessed as I now am about her.

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 4:43pm
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Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 5:03pm
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I concur

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 5:08pm
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LMAO

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 6:20pm
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That would be her giggling and/or laughing smile, which isnt dazzling. The dazzling one displayed in the pics above tha Moe posted.

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 6:40pm
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I only see really awkward smiles and yellow teeth, lol

ok ok I'll get off internet before I turn you into my enemy ;)
:P

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 6:46pm
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LOL yeah my enemy...like that is going to happen any time soon.

I dont care much for her open mouth grin, but I like her closed mouth smile, especially when her eyes engage in it.

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 7:02pm
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Her dress looks like a garbage bag.

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 4:51pm
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Those tits deserve to be put on display, and although she hasn't unleashed them fully, she never disappoints with the cleavage.

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 5:11pm
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Her cleavage is like a big, slobby builders bumcrack.

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 6:02pm
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minus the hair, and that makes a lot of difference.

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 6:41pm
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Yes her cleavage is wildly overrated.

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 6:51pm
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no, her cleavage is wildy huge.

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010 @ 3:26am
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I love that she shows off her tits every single time.

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 9:19pm
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*sigh*

me too...

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 10:42pm
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gonna dedicate this to a few on this site. you know who you are... ;)

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 10:26pm
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you can see the vain on them bitches

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 10:59pm
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I like her, but those tits are ridiculous.

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 11:11pm
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in a bad way?

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 @ 11:13pm
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Yes. I like big tits, but those are too big. As someone above said, they look like a fat man's butt cheeks, not tits. But she's still hot, I'm not really complaining. There's no way I'd kick her out of bed...

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010 @ 1:51am
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She is a beautiful full figured woman with a great set of lungs - I say don't hide it. Aside from her assets she has a beautiful face and smile and if you watch Mad Men she is an excellent actress.

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010 @ 12:37am
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"a great set of lungs"

haha!

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She was hot on "Kevin Hill" and she wasn't even showing off the girls in that one, I don't believe. I didn't even know about her "gifts" until everybody became so "Mad Men" obsessed.

She's always just had a sexy way about herself. I'd find her sexy, even with a B or C cup

On another note, isn't her husband like the nerd from one of these teen movies or something?

I could swear I've seen that guy doing something geeky on TV or movies.

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It's true, all the complaints about her only being awesome because of her boobs are way off the mark. I first saw her in a guest spot on Firefly, and the costuming was such that it sort of hid the boobaliciousness away, and she was still verrrrrry memorable in that part. She's all around great, regardless of the naysayers.

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010 @ 2:04am
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THANK. YOU.

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I don't think she photographs well usually. She looks so gorgeous and sexy on Mad Men. Despite whatever faults she may have, you can't take away her sex appeal.

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010 @ 5:23pm
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