Christina Hendricks Wins Oscar Award For Juiciest Rack (AGAIN!)
Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe

I'm sure it was a tough-tough decision, but after many hours of painful deliberation (which involved staring at Christina's rack for long periods of time), Christina was lucky enough to receive the award.
Some of you might remember that Christina also bagged the Juciest Golden Golden Globes Award at the Golden Globes earlier this year, so going on to win an Oscar Award is a pretty huge deal. Many congrats to Christina & her proud husband Geoffrey Arend, who coincidently holds a PhD in Motorboating (BAAASTAAARD!!).
Related in a Scandalous way:
- Christina Hendricks @ Kimberly Brooks' 'The Stylist Project' exhibition
- DAAAYUM! Christina Hendricks @ 2010 Directors Guild of America Awards
- Geoffrey Arend Holds The Christina Hendricks Motorboat Pass! Ow!
- Christina Hendricks @ MET's Costume Institute Gala
- Christina Hendricks Wins Juiciest Golden Globes Award (AGAIN!)






















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Oh here's these two again...and that guy
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ridiculous tits. I think she looks strange.
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^^^^I think she looks delicious!
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wow those are big, real?? kinda look nice and soft
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She even has fat toe cleavage.
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I'm getting sick of seeing this douche and his dumb glasses. I can't hate on Joan, though, and her giant fake titties. They do compliment her 'thickness' very well.
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p.s. I'm glad Don and Roger asked her to join the new team.
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Just please get naked. It's overdue.
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They probrably look better stuffed in a dress
leaves something to the imagination plus they just look deliciously huge
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Yeah they probably arent so great when left to hang! Still, I just need to see her naked. She just has this impact on me.
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I understand. I feel the same about it too.
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I'm not a fan. Not a hater but her figure is ridiculous in a bad way, I love hips on a woman but hers are too wide, her ass is flat, boobs oversized and FAT not hot, she has bad legs, fat feet and an awkward smile. Having said that, it's refreshing to see a woman with a different body type than what we normally see in hollywood. On a side not, hideous dress.
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The girl standing next to her has great curves on a petite frame and doesn't look so damn pasty and doughy. Flat asses are just so gross for me to look at...like they've sat down their entire life. (I know it's genetic and there's not a damn thing you can do about it...just saying that's how it looks.)
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That is Lea Michele standing next to her, of "Glee" fame.
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And yes, she needs to get naked already, everyone is dying to see her body, me included.
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whoever convinces her to get nude on film will win my admiration for as long as i live
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its not just the boobs for me, all her features are feminine and nice
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i think mainly her body, it's so different it's real and it's womanly not what everyone is used to seeing in hollywood, but i must admit i don't find her boobs to be anything special, they're too big and they're probably really saggy w/o a pushup, although i think her complexion and the rest is radiant and beautiful..and lea need to stop trying so hard
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I wish she would just bend forward and shake 'em.
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holy fuck.
i don't even think she is all that hot, but those titties bump her up in the jerk off stack.
jesus.
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adding this...
You might not guess that MAD MEN star CHRSTINA HENDRICKS would be self conscious about her voluptuous figure.
But after her astonishing physique started attracting more attention than her acting – culminating in last month’s flap over her GOLDEN GLOBES appearance – the actor commented that she couldn’t help but feel embarrassed by the scrutiny.
“It kind of hurt my feelings at first. Any time someone talks about your figure constantly, you get nervous. You get really self conscious. I was working my butt off on the show and then all anyone was talking about was my body!”
And despite her old Hollywood looks, CHRISTINA said fans are always surprised when they spot her in real life — without her retro fitting garb.
“The way we dress on Mad Men is so associated with old photographs, with people’s parents and grandparents. In person, I wear jeans and flip flops and people are so shocked. They tell me I look so much younger than they expected.”
But as for her weight and other body related questions, CHRISTINA has no desire to discuss it further.
“It just leaves a bad taste in my mouth.”
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yeah, she's so isecure about her body that she just has to wear dresses exposing her boobs all the time, I don't buy it. She knows her Pillsburry dough tits are her biggest asset, no one would give a fuck about her if she was flat.
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Pillsbury dough tits I like that
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Actually, she's a good actress...so her tits aren't her ONLY asset. And she's got one of the sexiest voices around.
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aye she can turn the sultry voice on, cant she...OW!
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That's her actual speaking voice.
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ohh but she can turn up the intensity...*shudder*
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She really plays her role well on Mad Men. Actually I find her mesmerizing on that show.
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She is great. This isnt her best dress ever for displaying "the twins" but still well done. She looks great in the period clothing they have her wear on "Mad Men".
Also props to Lea Michele looking good in the one pic she is in here.
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I want to like this chick, just for the cartoonish-ness of her entire figure, but the face... there's just something completely wonkified about it.
I've seen some pictures that make me throw up in my mouth.
The figure though... as PT Barnum as you can get really. It's kind of luscious. It would be fun for a night or 3.
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what the fuck ever... she's had huge tits for a long time, to long to be self conscious about it. just show the fuckers already
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I still don't know who she is but, I feel like I should with a rack like that DAMN!
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What % of men are boob men? Just curious. I mean, go for a girl with great boobs (big and perky) even if she had a flat, dumpy ass and I dunno...bad skin and ugly, beady eyes or something?
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I would guess that easliy 2/3rds of all men are boob men. Me I like em, but the lack of "huge" cup size isnt a deal breaker for me.
While Christina's Chest is impressive, I really dont think I would care very much about her if not for her dazzling smile and having been exposed to her in "Mad Men". Something about how they have her dressin in early '60s clothes just makes her super sexy.
I had seen her before in other shows before "Mad Men" and noted her, but wasnt anywhere near as obsessed as I now am about her.
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Dazzlings smile? I like you, but what the hell???
http://www.celebritybrideguide.com/photos/c-hendricks-wed-278x400.jpg
http://backseatcuddler.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/christina-hendrick...
http://www.ibtimes.com/data/blogs_editor/Christina-Hendricks-Models-Wedd...
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2009/specials/yearend/weddings/christin...
I just think she's horribly not photogenic, I like her much better on tv and you're right, she does look awsome in clothes of the 60's.
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I concur
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LMAO
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That would be her giggling and/or laughing smile, which isnt dazzling. The dazzling one displayed in the pics above tha Moe posted.
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I only see really awkward smiles and yellow teeth, lol
ok ok I'll get off internet before I turn you into my enemy ;)
:P
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LOL yeah my enemy...like that is going to happen any time soon.
I dont care much for her open mouth grin, but I like her closed mouth smile, especially when her eyes engage in it.
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Her dress looks like a garbage bag.
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Those tits deserve to be put on display, and although she hasn't unleashed them fully, she never disappoints with the cleavage.
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Her cleavage is like a big, slobby builders bumcrack.
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minus the hair, and that makes a lot of difference.
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Yes her cleavage is wildly overrated.
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no, her cleavage is wildy huge.
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I love that she shows off her tits every single time.
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*sigh*
me too...
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gonna dedicate this to a few on this site. you know who you are... ;)
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you can see the vain on them bitches
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I like her, but those tits are ridiculous.
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in a bad way?
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Yes. I like big tits, but those are too big. As someone above said, they look like a fat man's butt cheeks, not tits. But she's still hot, I'm not really complaining. There's no way I'd kick her out of bed...
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She is a beautiful full figured woman with a great set of lungs - I say don't hide it. Aside from her assets she has a beautiful face and smile and if you watch Mad Men she is an excellent actress.
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"a great set of lungs"
haha!
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She was hot on "Kevin Hill" and she wasn't even showing off the girls in that one, I don't believe. I didn't even know about her "gifts" until everybody became so "Mad Men" obsessed.
She's always just had a sexy way about herself. I'd find her sexy, even with a B or C cup
On another note, isn't her husband like the nerd from one of these teen movies or something?
I could swear I've seen that guy doing something geeky on TV or movies.
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It's true, all the complaints about her only being awesome because of her boobs are way off the mark. I first saw her in a guest spot on Firefly, and the costuming was such that it sort of hid the boobaliciousness away, and she was still verrrrrry memorable in that part. She's all around great, regardless of the naysayers.
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THANK. YOU.
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I don't think she photographs well usually. She looks so gorgeous and sexy on Mad Men. Despite whatever faults she may have, you can't take away her sex appeal.
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