Cristiano Ronaldo's Chick Irina Shayk Has An Addiction To Short Shorts!
Friday, July 9th, 2010 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
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Photo Credit: Splash News OnlineAnd, more girls should have the same addiction, damn it! Also, one more thing! Don't Cristiano & Irina ever walk around in public together? It seems like they only meet up in the evenings to get it on (assuming they actually get it on & if they don't, there's nothing wrong w/ that).
Anyway, these pics were snapped on two separate days. The jeans shorts were taken yesterday as Irina strolled around the West Village w/ a friend and the post nail salon pics were snapped earlier today as she walked back to her apartment to get ready for a wild night with Cristiano (assuming they get it on & if they don't, there's nothing wrong with that).
For all you girls who wanna try getting a piece of Cristiano this weekend, hit up the Gansevoort located in the Meatpacking District. Here are pics snapped earlier today of the dude walking back to his hotel...
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I don't find her even remotely attractive. Bony ass and has no facial expressions. Ugh... I'm just deeply repulsed by airhead models.
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she has a nice ass, you've probably never even seen it before. it's like a peach, i just want to bite it.
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Ohh can I watch you bite?
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What ass? That's all I'll say.
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christiano and irina are made for each other. both are butter faces. great body, medicore face. actually, irina has a great side profile but from the front esp when she smiles, she looks pretty manly which i don't find attractive at all.
but admittedly, she does have a very nice butt.
and christiano is too feminized(can't stand his perfectly plucked eyebrows!). i like woman who looks like a woman. and man who looks like a man. nothing too in between.
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I do find him hot, but more so circa the year 2000. I despise obviously plucked or waxed eyebrows on men and earrings on men too.
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I don't see any butt worth mentioning. She has a totally average skinny girl ass. Ronaldo looks retarted and she looks dumber than a rock so you are correct, they are perfect for each other.
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that was perfect ghost writer !!!! :)
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lol thanks
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no she does not. her ass is callypgian for her size. you're a HATER. how the fuck would you know anything about their intellect or intelligence? exactly. jealous ass cunt.
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Oh come on, we're just talking. Don't take it so seriously. And for the record, I am absolutely NOT jealous of her. I'd never want to trade my body for hers if given the chance. But I'd take Bar Refaeli or Kylie Minogue's body in a heartbeat.
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well you're talking about not having an ass... irina's ass is much bigger and rounder than bar rafaeli's so wtf? and bar has short legs plus irina's abs are nicer as well. the only thing bar has going for her are her tits. her face is also lame and completely generic. but yeah kylie minogue's body is cute.
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Bar is a goddess. Thick in all the right places. See undisputable evidence:
http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2008/02/12/bar-rafaeli-2008-sports-il...
But to each their own...
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Besides, being 6 ft is not an attractive trait, I don't understand why men like tall skinny models. I like them reasonably short (5'4" - 5'8"), cute and slender not bony.
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if all men where like you women like me would have higher self esteem, damn it...
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When in doubt, look at Shakira and Cheryl Cole. Hot short women that all men love.
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true but remember Shakira said just a month ago she has been 10 years in therapy because she hated her body, really, self esteem is a bitch
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Skakira doesn't strike me as the type of woman who is insecure about her body. It pretty much made her who she is. I highly doubt she went to therapy for ten years because she had self esteem issues concerning her hot body. Celebrities are full of shit.
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Just about all women are insecure with their body, just most of them wont tell you about it.
Sad but true...
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+ 10000000000000000
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...oh...I <3 you.
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You know I get this stuff, because I really am a lesbian trapped in a mans body....
:P
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lol
it's true, media made us insecure,we only see skinny tall gorgeous girls, hips are forbidden, cellulite is forbidden, not matter how beautiful a girl is, she is always going to feel she is not good enough, sad but true.
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media may of made it worse, but I suspect that women have always had this "problem".
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Yes, fallen, I understand that most women are insecure about their bodies, but does Shakira strike you as a woman who needs a decade of therapy to address her body image issues?
I think not.
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Here's the link to the video I tried to post....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=booKP974B0k
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It isnt a matter of how you and I perceive how her body looks, but how she sees herself. Maybe it took 10 years for her to accept her own looks.
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I hear what you are saying, but a woman who can move like that must have some confidence in her body. If she was that insecure, wouldn't she be more comfortable performing in a turtle neck sweater and jeans?
I'm sure she was just trying to downplay how sexy her body is, but I just don't believe her.
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confidence in the way it moves maybe, but not in the way she percieves it to look.
Trust me women are this harsh on themselves. Most women seem to spend their whole 20s just trying to becoming comfortable in their own skins. I dont understand the why of it, I just know it to be true.
Why else do we see perfectly attractive women in hollywood in their 20s, who get plastic surgery to "improve" self percieved flaws?
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Don't quote me on this, but I seem to recall something about how she said the way she is on the stage, performing, is the complete opposite of how she is in real life. She acts sexy during her performance but she says she doesn't feel like the sexy woman she is seen as by her fans. She Wolf, her latest album, she said that it was maybe a little more about celebrating that side of her. Being confident, sexy but also feeling it for real. Again, don't quote me on it but something in my head remembers something along these lines. Anyway, there is too much doubt maybe's involved in my point. I'm just gonna watch some Shakira vids now xD
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This is common of a lot of people on stage, it isnt them, but a role they play. Once home and behind closed doors, they revert to their "real" selfs.
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Just when you think you have women figured out, you realize that you know absolutely NOTHING about them. I'll throw out my old notebook and start a new one.
Page 1 - Women like chocolate.
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Page 2 - Women like Flowers
Page 3 - Never bring a woman the wrong type of flowers
Page 4 - ????
Page 5 - Get Lucky, maybe.
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There you go SoL, that is the complete works of my notebook.
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Page 4 - Not all women like flowers!
:}
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See that is covered by Page 3, "never bring a woman the wrong type of flowers", if she doesnt like flowers you bring her chocolate flowers or some such thing.
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fallen, and what's you take on how guys feel about their body ???
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most of the times we are no where near as self absorbed in the trivial details, instead consider ourselves as a whole.
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nothing wrong with a 6ft gal, then again nothing wrong with a 5ft gal.
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You're damn right.
Tall girls...once we wrap our legs around you, you're done for.
Short girls...they're just adorable.
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I don't mind as long as people are proportioned but I am grateful that I'm tall and don't really have to think about what I wear.
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but are you tall enough to scare of some guys?
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Yes I am too tall for quite a lot of men to handle I think. I've been out with one guy who was about 3 inches shorter than me but he had a massive ego so it didn't bother him.
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LOL ego as height compensation, love it.
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Short girls > tall girls. Just my opinion.
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My heart breaks!
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mine just beats faster, I love you Bowser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lol. Are you small Salma?
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well, 1,64 cm
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That's normal height, not short at all.
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that's a nice height
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Nina you're an exception. Your face is too pretty for me not to find you attractive. C'mon, you know I have a big crush on you!
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hey!!! what is that?????????????
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salma, could it be a nina dobrev ref ???
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LOL im nina in RL
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haha you're going to have me and Salma girl fighting in a mo!!
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I would pay to see that!
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Same here.
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lol
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Fuck off Bowser, I HATE YOU now
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you are kinda like Cat from Victorious.
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this girl???????
OH MY FUCKING GOG
Freep I hate you too
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the way she acts lmao. your emotions turn on a dime
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I had to look for what "turn on a dime" means and that makes me hate you, I think I'm going to have anger sex today.
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angry sex is good, right up there with make up sex, IMO.
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angry sex is good, right up there with make up sex, IMO.
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and thats not the best pic of ariana imo
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oh no, not at all, I've never been in a girl fight for a man and never will, all yours Alina ;)
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oh don't worry i don't fight over guys either. I've never had to ;)
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Hey hey, I was kidding. No fighting. I love all my bastardly ladies. You're all super pretty and super awesome.
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I know you were!!!
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:D <3 <3 <3
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So much love today.
^__^
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I still hate you
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Oh don't worry, you'll get yours Salma. I'll make you love me...
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No you won't, and I won't tell you my RL sexy spanish name
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:( Not even if I tell you my real name?
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my Spanish temper is too much for you honey
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This has been my experience, damm the fire of latina women. SO fierce yet so lovely to melt in.
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they really can't understand me Fallen...
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Oh I get it, I have been burned by it more than once.
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good burn huh? ;)
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I am like a moth to the flame.
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"i like them white girls, i like them black girls, i like them European girls, Puerto Rican girls, i like them skinny girls, i like them fat girls, but most of all i really like Chicago girls. I like Chicago girls, Yea what you know about that?"
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obviously nothing since i have zero idea what's the origin point of the quote. want to help ????
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK-CrvV75-g
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hmm, i listened. thanks for providing the linkage. but that the sort of song that makes you don't like girls... ;)
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hell no, I love European and Puerto Rican girls!
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Glim, you don't like girls PERIOD.
o_o
Sorry, hon. But it's true.
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whatever you females can say to make yourself feel better about turning down losers is cool with me...
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You do it to yourself, Glim.
It's not about us. It's about you & your behaviour. There's a girl out there who'd probably find you very appealing....you just have to act right. And that means not being creepy, toning down the self-deprecation and putting your hatred of every guy who likes metal to bed once & for all.
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fine caitie. it's about me. although i don't think i'm 'talented' enough to put those traits behind.and i'm definitely not talented enough to fake anything else...
if i'm gonna fail at this stuff i'll just fail being me.but thanks for your words/advice. :)
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It is about you. Stop blaming women, stop blaming other people, stop blaming outside circumstances. It's you. At the end of the day, you have to take responsibility for why you don't have female companionship.
You *can* do it. There's no excuse for why you can't have female companionship. None. You can cry and whine and BAWWW and say that you're a loser and blah blah blah, but that's just excuses. There's someone out there for everyone. I'm living proof. ^_^
You either just don't want to try, which makes you a quitter and a suck...or you haven't looked hard enough.
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I think there are some people without luck in love, J.Aniston, J.Simpson, Elsa Pataky, me...
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But they all TRIED.
He's not. He's just throwing up his hands and saying that women don't like "losers" like him.
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because sometimes you get tired of trying, I can understand Glimmer
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I can't.
Defeatist attitudes are something that I can't fathom.
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thanks for the words,salma !
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'There's someone out there for everyone' really ??? glad you and so many feel that way... but i beat most people saying that. have had some success. so you have a reason to believe...
i don't have one good reason or even one bad reason to believe other wise...
yeah i quit because i don't see any/anything that's gonna get that stuff to go ok for me.unless i'm an entirely different person. which i'm not..(hence you again doing the change this change this bit... ???)
'You either just don't want to try'
you or whomever else are *alot* more resilient in natures of this sort and in life in general.
i could put put myself out my comfort zone. and you know what whomever say i still haven't tried. maybe i have different level or whatever than most people.maybe i can't take as much.maybe whatever levels of failure i've had is enough to get me to quit. whether is a supposed 'acceptable' to general public or to you or whomever level or not.
fine i'm quit and a suck.
you don't know that haven't tried.and i feel whomever would shoot done my efforts as not trying enough or not trying often enough or whatever...
but that's *your* level *not mine*. i'm sorry i'm such failure ok...
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Alright Glimmer, I don't know all the details about your situation but Caitie does speaks the truth.
As an attractive woman (not in a delusional way don't worry) I can tell you lots of men think I would never give them time of day when in reality, I WOULD if they fucking tried. This guy I got to know lately was 100% sure I wouldn't even want to talk to him but he tried his luck anyway and guess what? I think he's a great guy even though he's not perfect looking. If a guy is funny, confident, fun to hang out with and is not pushy about becoming more than friends, 9 times out of 10 I'm the one who starts looking at him as boyfriend material.
So what Caitie said is true. Go out, try to socialize with girls even if it starts out only platonic. Worst case scenario: you'll have more female friends. Best case scenario: you'll get yourself a gf.
Best place to meet people and best way to improve your appearance: THE GYM. Go get a membership NOW. And say hi to girls when it seems appropriate.
My advice.
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well thanks for the reply ghostwriter. i'd give you a comment rock but the site is acting up again. see that's the sort of stuff that happens when you're nice to a geek. ha ha... :)
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lent me the rock, glim
cause what the ladies are saying is true.
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actually i did rock it.right after i did that post. the rock comment thing worked. i was like i'll try again before i sign out and it *finally* worked...
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very good advice. Very true.
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"There's a girl out there who'd probably find you very appealing....you just have to act right. And that means not being creepy, toning down the self-deprecation and putting your hatred of every guy who likes metal to bed once & for all."
no caitie, i'll be myself not this whatever linear guy i'm supposed to be. :)
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So, you're not willing to put past neurosis behind you and you're going to approach a woman with all this baggage you have? And you're not willing to TRY to better yourself, for your own sake and for the sake of any potential partners you may have?
That is some of the most fucking childish ass bullshit I've ever heard in my life.
There's a HUGE difference between being yourself/staying true to yourself but still being cognizant enough to know that there are things that you need to work on to become a better person...and just flat out refusing to better yourself because you have some kind of childish vendetta against the world & how it works & putting that under the guise of "I refuse to change who I am for anyone'.
Goddamn, if you're not a hardheaded ass fuck.
You can't function in the world acting the way you do. For the love of all that is sacred & holy, get it together. Get over the past, look to the future, work on bettering yourself & learn to cope.
tl;dr version - Quit being a baby & man up. This isn't even "loser/wimpy kid" shit...because at least those kids TRY.
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no, caitie you're wrong again. this is what you said
"And that means not being creepy, toning down the self-deprecation"
those traits i tie in more with being true to myself.
and not having as much to do with whatever levels of change i should apply/try to better my self as a person/or aim in life or whatever...
but as always you get my tone/intent wrong. but you feel you're so dead on that you're right in knowing what i'm thinking....
nope, you're just wrong again....
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Glimmer, if being creepy and self-deprecating is how you identify with yourself, that's great. But you can stay true to yourself and still change to a certain extent without compromising who you are. I just think being SO down on yourself is really terrible. The respect you have for yourself is reflected outward towards others. And if you have no self-respect you'll find it hard to ever see the good in anyone in else or for them to see it in you.
I don't know what you're thinking and I don't know what exactly you need to hear, and I know you want Caitie to shut up, but I hope you realize that she is just trying to help.
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ld, caitie usally ref me as creepy on the front page you know when i post pic or say something she doesn't think fit the norm code or she feels is lame or whatever she refs me as creepy...hell ask her details...
i'll post a pic and she'll say it's creepy/that's creepy. i'm just posting pic getting a joke across being lame or maybe even a far strech think i'm being slightly creative or funny.(yeah i'm insane to think that...)
caitie says creepy that her term words. that not how i see myself.
and when she usally says creepy it seems to be within a context of some behavior/ thought she finds...
or sometimes i think things are only creepy if i say then.there was some thread with two guys making jokes about sisters having sex or something. and i put my step sister pic. who get hits with the creepy remark the guys making comments about sisters or me coming in late and doing the step sister Demotivation pic. me of course.
so yeah she often seems to use creepy in some you should/alter your peronality/thoughts/persona /method of getting your thoughts across sort of you.almost sort of 'policing' me...
ans what context did creepy/toning down the self-deprecation thing pop up.
as a suggestion as some traits of mine to alter to possibly help my chances with females...
so my reply had more to do with guess i'll stick with being myself even if it makes things much more in the not gonna happen with females category.
not the stuff caitie seems to think my reply meant.hence her going off...
but repeat ld creepy is the word caitie throws at me. it not how i see myself. but if others see me that way. well i guess they do...
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'the respect you have for yourself is reflected outward towards others. And if you have no self-respect you'll find it hard to ever see the good in anyone in else or for them to see it in you.'
i'll think about ld...
'and I know you want Caitie to shut up, but I hope you realize that she is just trying to help.'
hmm ok...
but she has done/asked/the are gay/ you don't like females thing like a double digit number of times or something...
does it even matter how i answer ??? is there an answer she'd like to hear ??
i always think she wants to push me towards a more linear more 'guyish'/'normal' guyish persona.something more taggable ???
i think whatever caitie feels is the answer. is the answer for her. and answer usually leans towards not liking girls/gay. does it matter what i say ???
if it doesn't why ask 57 times...
or does caitie want to her an answer she approves off or just wants to annoy me...
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I'm asking if you're gay because you NEVER say "oh, I think so and so is really hot/attractive/pretty/cute".
Not ONCE have I EVER seen you comment on the attractiveness of anyone on this site. I know you said that you find Miki from Lush attractive and that was like bombshell news. It made me smile. I listen to Lush. I've seen Miki....she's a cutie!
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I'm asking if you're gay because you NEVER say "oh, I think so and so is really hot/attractive/pretty/cute".
because i don't care. really as i said i don't know you these people are/until they make it to this site. i have no familiarity with they're work/tv show etc.and i don't give damn about victoria secret models etc...
so the difference bewteen 'the hot' females that launch posts on this site and the hot females i'd see while at the cinema ??? there's a better chance of the hot female at the cinenema having nude pics on the net. ha ha...
I'm asking if you're gay because you NEVER say "oh, I think so and so is really hot/attractive/pretty/cute".
caitie, do you slighly get one of the points i 'hint' at across if i'm gonna judged more heavily by the usual guy standards/standards i'm gonna come across alot worse (one of the reason i don't sing much praise towards that stuff.plus it bores me alot too... clarify instead of this place moving towards creative/cool/tolerance/you just get 5000 replies in row of 'she's hot'
caitie, so uh caitie i have no point of entry... ; ).reason of interest
to be excited about the 'hot' female that get posted on this site.
so the difference bewteen 'the hot' females that launch posts on this site and the hot females i'd see while at the cinema ??? there's a better chance of the hot female at the cinema having nude pics on the net. ha ha...
i really can't imagine talking to them would go over to well. oh no.and would those types have an interest in me in 'that way' nope. plus it even stupider. these are ultra media profile types. with 5 millions guys after them why would they want to interact with me. sounds soooo insane.i guess my break down the forth wall ability isn't near as good as those guys that say 'she's hot' i want to f**k her' towards 40 % of the females that make it on the site. ha ha...
so yeah i find this stuff a bit depressing.and on some days it really depressing.ha ha...
if i met miki,i'd no there be zero chance for sex. *ha ha* but based on her music/sonics/lyrics i'd think she'd be ok with speaking with a loser kid.and i could imagine this conversation being a pleasant one.and i'd really want to speak to her...
plus all the ultra emphasis on hot and pretty much that being the only thing is further damning me and making things alot less interesting...
i sometimes get called gay my lack of trad guy traits i'd love to see some of the guys.yep even one on this site. hey guys... :)
get called gay because the interest in only/mostly ultra guy things you know big action movies/mma/basketball/'guy' comedy films/rap music/metallica you know anything that basically 3000 percent exclude females/ as gay because it seems they're a bit in love with the ultra testosterone.(some of them have got to be gay. ;)
why doesn't anyone ever have problem with that ??? combine that with they're relentless putting down of anything that could/does appeal to females. no everything must be guys for the guys trying to appeal mostly to the guys.so whose gay now ??? ha ha...
hell at least the music i like isn't the aural equal of some guy just ramming his penis down my thorat. but the guys love that stuff. :) who is gay now. ha ha...
so sick of most stuff being done by guys for the guys. but maybe if i ever have sex i won't care because no one else does.maybe if i have sex with a female i won't even notice this stuff because the guys don't hee hee...
mix gendered best are the best. caitie, my fave lush is of course the 'gala' ep comp. :)
so caitie, miki get the approval on the 'hot'/'cute' scale. well ok. but like many female in rock i like/there's no big show/move in trying to come across as sexy.none of this in your face stuff that's so common on big radio and lots of the female that make 'sexy' list.
as i said before ot kills me/works for me alot more if someone gets the 'sexy'/'cute' effect while not really pursing it. yeah... :)
yes again my having a pref for this must means i'm gay or a virgin. ha ha...
you know with lush's sonic/lyrics it's so easy to believe she cares about the loser kids/misfits.can you say that about any other 'she's hot' type people want shut up about on the site ???
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....what? Huh?
Sorry, hon...I didn't quite understand that.
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Yeah i became befuddled trying to understand it too, glad to know I wasnt the only one.
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Every time this sort of discussion comes around I keep this in my head, Calvin Harris - The Girls ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-tAlG5iJ4Y
"I like them black girls
I like them white girls
I like them Asian girls
I like them mixed race girls
I like them Spanish girls
I like them Italian girls
I like the French girls
And I like Scandinavian girls
I like them tall girls
I like them short girls
I like them brown hair girls
I like them blonde hair girls
I like them big girls
I like them skinny girls
I like them carrying a little bitty weight girls"
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and every time you ref this song on this site. it always part of a discussion i'm in....*ha*. ;)
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Variety is the spice of life, right?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFjrbmj0CUc
Caribbean (Ladies)
Parisian (Ladies)
Bolivian (Ladies)
Namibian (Ladies)
East Indochinian (Ladies)
Republic of Dominican (Ladies)
Amphibian (Ladies)
Presbyterian (Ladies)
Outta sight (Amazin' ladies)
Late night (Hard workin' ladies)
Erudite (Brainy ladies)
Hermaphrodite (Lady-man-ladies)
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hahaa brilliant clip! I've been told a million times by my mates to to watch the show but I only know of the band.
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It's good, only 2 short seasons. The 2nd was kinda stale imo. I prefer their music. Jemaine Clement is the coolest dude alive.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPyuZ6ZTqmo
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I got to see them live.
Fucking awesome. And I love Kristen Schaal.
Best. Song. Ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wl_uQOABxg
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fucking brilliant
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Yesss. Her and Rhys Darby made that show.
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My name is Rhys. Does this make me cool? A bit of VoR trivia for the fans xD
I'll have a listen to your posts whenI'm sober LD.
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I like the name Rhys quite a lot!!!
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Rhys is an awesome name.
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We are a good bunch!
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Jonathan Rhys Meyers?
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Davies?
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I love Flight of the Conchords but yeah season 2 was no way near as good as season one.
My favourite lyrics are from Inner City Pressure
"Counting coins on the counter of the 7/11. From a quarter past six til a quarter to seven. The manager, Bevan starts to abuse me. Hey man I just want some muesli"
Also this is maybe my fave
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLEK0UZH4cs&feature=related
I can't decide who I like more, Bret or Jermaine.
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Jemaine. And this is why.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tErfaUvvw9A
This is their most beautiful song.
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My favorite lyrics will always be, just because they make so much sense:
"They're turning kids into slaves just to make cheaper sneakers.
But what's the real cost? 'Cause the sneakers don't seem that much cheaper.
Why are we still paying so much for sneakers when you got them made by little slave kids?
What are your overheads?"
This also one of my faves: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awUHtbUE0q8
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Oh yeah, definitely Jemaine. He just has this presence. And he looks and acts exactly like my best friend. I wanna buy him those glasses, grow a beard and pretend to be Bret. And then my transformation into a psychopath will be complete.
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Can I be your Mel?
^__^
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I imagine you'd make a perfect Mel.
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I want to be Murray or Dave.
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Yes, because I'm cute. And crazy. And funny. And I have a high pitched voice. But mostly because I'm cute. And crazy.
^__^
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Have you seen Eagle vs Shark?
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I have!
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Sorry I was directing that Q to both of you!!! What did you think of it? I <3 it.
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It's superb. ^_^
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No, I've yet to check that out. I was going to see Gentleman Broncos but it got terrible, terrible reviews. Of course, Jemaine's performance was still praised by most critics.
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See that just seems like the PG version of one of my favorite movie monologues of the '90s;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb_oOOudZfo
or if you are too lazy for youtube loving, here is the transcript;
Pussy, pussy, pussy!
Come on in Pussy lovers!
Here at the Titty Twister we’re slashing pussy in half!
Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy!
This is a pussy blow out!
Alright, we got white pussy, black pussy, spanish pussy, yellow pussy. We got hot pussy, cold pussy. We got wet pussy. We got smelly pussy. We got hairy pussy, bloody pussy. We got snapping pussy. We got silk pussy, velvet pussy, naugahyde pussy. We even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy.
C'mon, you want pussy, come on in Pussy Lovers!
If we don’t got it, you don't want it!
Attention pussy shoppers!
Take advantage of our penny pussy sale!
If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny!
Try and beat pussy for a penny!
If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else, fuck it!
You know what they say about me? I suck!
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Amazing movie.
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Ah I saw this on TV. After this they go into the bar and people turn into vampires or some stuff? Crazy. Never realised that the guy was shouting such obscenities on the start hahaha.
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she's only 5'8" or 5'9". again, you are ostensibly envious, picking out non-existent flaws. does she remind you of someone who rejected you in the past? clearly you would never have a chance with someone even half as hot as irina therefore you feel the need to demean her.
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She's so hot! So slender, with a really nice ass! Her bodypaint pics will always be etched in my memory.
Plus she's Russian, and we all know how freaky most of them are in bed!
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only hot girls need have this addiction. Lindsey, stay away!
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she is perfect. every time i see her i am overwhelmed with the juxtaposing emotions of sheer envy and euphoria. she's SO hot... i don't know what to do with myself.
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you poor thing... :P
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Touch yourself?
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say the words...
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Fantastically creepy return, Glimmer.
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"juxtaposing emotions of sheer envy and euphoria"
My god, you're busting out the SAT vocab on this one...
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lolol well that is why i'm lady lazarus ;) saving the English language one word at a time baby
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LL is good at many things...including being hot, saving the English language, having EXCELLENT taste in shoes, ninjitsu, cage fighting, wrestling sharks, fightin', screwin' and readin' the news.
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Everybody, I have a perverted comment for this.
"Hey, lady lazarus, why don't you add me on facebook so I can....poke you."
*leaves forever*
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oh lawrdy
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Holy shit that's tasty. I didn't like her entry a few posts ago (with some other model) but this is outstanding. Everything looks good.
Giving me blue balls by just looking at her.
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blue ball...pics !!!! :)
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*sighs*
Hey Glim. Have a good vacation?
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I forgot to charge the batteries for my camera. Count your blessings Caitie. This could have gone out of hand lol.
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she could get it 6 ways to Sunday.
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Her legs are not sexy - they are long, but have no definition.
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more photos of the things i'd do guy,please... :)
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I would not have figured she was that tall. Her legs are thin, but they don't look "long." But she looks exotically pretty, so she's still hot anyway. Probably more so than Raica Oliveira.
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No rear shots, in short shorts is a crime Moe.
You punishment is 50 lashings with a wet noodle.
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damn papz! I'll be on the look out, man. no worries.
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I'd fuck, but I guarantee she's one of those that would just lie there.
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her russian genes wouldn't allow it...
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what, wouldn't allow the devil to have sex with her ???? ;)
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Overrated as fuck. She's ugly, especially when she's smiling. Her legs are not that hot either, too skinny and with no shape. She has no tits. Her ass is her best feature.
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yeah i totally agree leni, i don't find her attractive. her mouth is horrible!
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you're crazy!! i always agree with you but idk how on earth you guys could not think she is pretty. to me she is WOW. yeah her smile is funky but she definitely has tits. really nice ones, not too big not too small and very perky. look up her body painting pics and you'll see. ;) and even if she didn't have tits, what's wrong with that? i'm flat as a board but all the guys i've been with love them and tell me they're super cute and shouldn't get them done. just saying.
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I think she has a great figure I just don't like her face. And there is nothing wrong with little boobs, some people look better that way and to be honest I hate massive sweaty tits.
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"and to be honest I hate massive sweaty tits" ROFL!!! exactly. with stretch marks and huge nipples, flailing around. that shit is gross.
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Yeah I mean they can't help it but it's not pretty. All I can think of when I see big tits is this woman I once saw who said she had to use talc everyday because she would get friction sores from the sweat situation due to her over sized baps. It makes me shudder.
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Keep painting this repulsive picture for me Alina! I wanted you to stop after your first attempt haha. Ewwwww.
This reminds me of when I was a kid going to the local swimming pool and all the old fogies would bathe in talcum powder due to their balls being tied around their ankles. Horrible days.
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haha oh the horrors of the swimming baths. Every weekend some kid would poo in the water and they'd have to shut it down. how funny!
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ahaha clearly these images have been etched in our memories. Can you imagine shitting yourself in the pool? Surely the turd would just rise to the surface, slithering up the spine of your back leaving a trail of shit. Anyway, I have to stop now.
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OH GOD.
I'M EATING!
>_<
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hahaha gross.
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Hahahaha. Y'all have gross but funny memories.
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The bouncy of a turd and its firmness really depends upon ones diet and the ammount of gas in your gut.
http://www.poopreport.com/Doctor/Content/float.html
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she is ugly and has small cone shape tits, I find her hot because I like her coloring and she looks exotic to me, but pretty she is not. She looks like a witch when she's smiling, with closed mouth she's ok.
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I would look at her once and that would be about it. You nailed it again Leni!
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co-sign
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She is pretty, but the last photo looks like a skeleton with skin draped over it.
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Her amazing ass makes up for her horrible smile.
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He's totally living the life.
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she should 100% be addicted to short shorts & we should encourage it even more
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I'd vote for "addicted to pants less but hey thats just me :(
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I think she's extremely delicious, however, she loses major points for allowing that little slimeball Ronaldo to insert his penis into her.
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LOL
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Ok when was the last time an entry got to 200 comments?
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I think it was a Megan Fox post.
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looks like you thought wrong
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Shut your piehole, hater!
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http://www.moejackson.com/2010-victoria-justice-2010-mtv-movie-awards-06...
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Ahh, how could we forget this epicness.
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thanks freep, a truely worthy entry that was.
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Great body shame about the head
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Thought I'd make it a 200 comment. That 199 was annoying me. Add it to the history books.
Those denim shorts and that vest/top/wareva is hot as hell.
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i hope 201 is just as annoying.
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Naaahhh everything is fine now. I thought it was so close to the 200 that I had to tip it over :) I feel so powerful.
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OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!! 3 clusterfucks in one week??? what the fucking shit guys?
Irina is hot.
tall chicks > than short chicks
(there are always exceptions! salma)
Glim, dude, grow a pair. i'm a social retard with a litany of fucking hang ups, not trusting being people in general chief among them.... that and i'm a "I'm not rude, you're just insignificant" kind of dick. and i don't get laid either. but i don't bitch about it, if i never get married/have a long meaningful relationship i could give a fuck less. its just pussy. guys and girls both go on how it has power over everything. it doesn't. its not a fucking holy grail. anyone who treats it as such is a fucking tool.
sorry... don't know what just happened.... where was i?
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"it's just pussy" - Ah the true words of an angry, bitter, forty year-old virgin...
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I am falling in love with this woman..I am officially inspired to not eat for a week!
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