D-List Matchup: Chicks From "Hills" Hit Maxim's Super Bowl Party
Monday, February 8th, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Audrina Patridge, Kristin Cavallari, Lo Bosworth and Stephanie Pratt were spotted at the 2010 Maxim Super Bowl Party in Miami over the weekend. So, did Audrina dump her new boy-toy Ryan Cabrera for a couple days while she slept around with members of the Miami Beach Man-Whore Community?
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You know what would fix her "ceiling eyes" problem...a good Danza slap. LOL
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I think you're insulting the D-List Moe. This more like the Z-list.
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These ho's probably haven't even been to school, but Audrina and Kristin would get the treatment.
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WTF Brody Jenner is he one of the Chicks from Hills too...
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and this has just what to do with the Superbowl?
in addition, if Aud was screwing anything in pants there does that seem strange or unusual to you....I would not be suprised.....or care
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kristin in a 2 horse race, the other 2 had no shot
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LC > All these hoes. If I had to pick from these, I'd pick Lo because she's the most authentic person. If anyone from the Hills can be considered "authentic".
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i went with lo because she was the only one i didn't know.
good to know i went with the authentic choice. :)
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it pains me when talentless, useless, classless, pea brain scums like them get paid thousands of dollars for being useless, but even more painful is knowing there are people dumb enough who watch this garbage..that being said until they do something to actually contribute to the society or help less fortunate..i'll pray that they rot in hell :D
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it pains me that i'm talentless and useless and not getting paid thousand of dollars /if i was only classless etc. guess i'd be a success.
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I am always amused by the hatred these girls inspire. Z-listers; hos; inauthentic; talentless. Who cares? These chicks are not running for President. They're just getting their pictures taken so that whoever wants to can enjoy looking at them. Speaking of which - Audrina's thighs on page two are unbelievably sexy. Would I pay $1,000 to give them one closed mouth kiss? I probably would.
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That's equivalent to saying you'd pay a grand for herpes.
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hahaha..herpes and some other unknown undiscovered diseases :D
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1. I don't think you can get herpes from someone's thighs no matter how many people she's slept with.
2. It would be worth it regardless, though. Especially if I could get a picture. I would remember how her leg felt and how her body smelled for the rest of my life.
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i choose death.
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lmao!
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'i choose death.'
but do you choose sonic death... ;)
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Kristen and Adri...but I like Adri's legs much better..not that they're the best I've seen but comparing them to the rest there, yeah..and I ain't looking at her eyes.
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Kristin i guess.
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Okay...Don't Audrina and Kristin hate each other? And like any of them really care about The Superbowl anyways.
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Audrina is looking great here...all the girls have great legs. A leg feast for the eyes. Can't believe KC has the lead over Audrina...YOU BASTARDS!!!
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Hm.. Always thought Kristin had the best legs, but I guess Audrina has the best set of legs.
Audrina gets my vote!
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Wow, adding 300 more fans, makes it more tough.
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I'd do the middle two.
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This is a toss up for me between Audrina and Kristin. But, I've been a faithful Audrina fan so I'm sticking with my guns.
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if someone is voting for A Pratt!! oehhh i will hunt you down!! ow wait, she can't help it her brother is such an ass!!
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No cock spew worthy gals here, although they do all sort of make me wish to spew from my mouth.
Vomitous, truely
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Yeah this must be a joke.
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i actually gave my vote to kristen over ceiling eyes and was glad to see my fellow bastards are with me however i was horrified with the vote i cast. if its a sign then im screwed

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I for one welcome our new demonic overlord.
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i just had a problem with my brakes. i got them "repaired" today but fuck i think my life is like Final Destination 8
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