DAAAYUM! Christina Hendricks @ 2010 Directors Guild of America Awards
Sunday, January 31st, 2010 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Moe
These were snapped last night in Los Angeles.I would just like to take a second to send a big "DAAAMN YOU!!!" to Christina Hendrick's husband, Geoffrey Arend:
DAAAAMMMNNN YOUUU, GEOFFREY AREND!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!
And, just in case you missed Christina at the Golden Globes, hit this!
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how could a person not find her amazing?
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two words: goose neck.
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I love her curves, it's nice to see an actress who doesn't look just like anyone else, good for her, she's hot
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there are plenty of curvy actresses and PLENTY with big possibly fake boobs... she's overrated; on Mad Men her neck always bobs forward weirdly and her chest is so puffed, it looks ridiculous. I want to find her attractive, but just can't. she's just like any other chick desperately showing off her one asset and acting like she's surprised about the attention (think Blake Lively and the legs that went naked all winter lol)
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thanks for the mammaries...Moe
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Just wondering, would any of the bastardly female users want to look like this woman?
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I would. She has that va va voom Marilyn Monroe figure. One of my favorite films of all time is Some Like it Hot - in which Monroe KILLED IT. I love the larger, curvy figure she has. Very sexy.
I love her as Joanie on Mad Men.
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I too love her on Mad Men.
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As does everyone.
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no. she has fake-looking boobs--either they're fake or they sag a hell of a lot when not pushed up--bizarrely tiny teeth, a wonky eye, and a weird neck and fat deposit under her chin that give her a goose look. I do like her skin and hair, but she's getting all the more annoying and overrated. her look is all doughy and plump and almost matronly; I prefer a youthful and vibrant, athletically pretty look like Miranda Kerr.
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that's why I asked the question, I knew most girls/women wouldn't want to look like her, I wouldn't either.
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I just think she has nice boobies.. that's about it
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no. i think she's lovely and very sexy. she has a body i enjoy looking at/admire but wouldn't want personally. it would annoy me to have breasts that big. when you walk into a room, ppl don't even see you, they just see your tits. you would be known as "the chick with massive tits." i just wouldn't want that title. lol
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NO, you got the title wrong. You would be known as, "the gal who looks like the red head on that show, you know the one with motorboatin titties!!"
Sorry just wanted to make sure you got the title right
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no. There are big boobs and then there are handicaps. I like her curvy body but she just seems "big". I prefer boobs and curves on a smaller frame. I'm not jealous. I like my body and I wouldn't want hers. I think she will fat one day and those G cups will hit her knees. She has a very pretty face though.
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her frame looks pretty tiny to me...
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I dunno. I've seen other pics where she looks seriously wide and a bit doughy. JLH had a nicer body (thin version)
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My perfect body for me would be a 5'8" version of Stephanie Seymour or Rebecca Romjin (they are both 5'11" which is a bit tall). Perfect bodies on a tiny/curvy frame with large breasts and a round killer ass.
Hey, someone asked so I answered.
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I know what you mean, I prefer small frames with curves too.
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...and the kicker for me is her flat wide butt. She has a nice body but I couldn't give up my curvy butt for hers. I would cry myself to sleep...lol
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LOL I have to say I agree...
Ass > Tits
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i love her milky white skin...that's all i've got and she is a dream girl, yes
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Neither of those people have a "round, killer ass" They are both borderline flat asses.
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Stephanie Seymour had an amazing ass in her time and the fact that she had boobs/legs/waist everything made her quite a rarity..all on a small lean frame that did not require spanx of any sort. True bikini bod. Christina looks better dressed.
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yep, in her prime Stephanie's ass was amazing, I remember I had a picture of her in an orange swimming suit and her body looked fantastic. So did the face.
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your GNR influences are showing again
:P
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haha, true, I loved Stephanie and Axl as a couple, he was stupid for letting her go.
I also remember her in an old Revlon commercial, god I went to buy that stuff the same day :)
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That was the end of the group, IMO. Not her fault, just they made those over produced albums and sort of sold out.
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tiny? She looks massive.
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soccermom, i believe if she had a tinier frame with those big ol titties, she wouldn't be able to stand up straight, without tripping backwards lol.
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lol...that's true. At least she's not bottom heavy.
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I would, she's amazingly feminine and I can't even imagine the attention she must get from people.
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She is just gorgeous. Beautiful face, amazing breasts, and a sexy body. Her hips are ridiculous.
Her entire look is unique and stunning.
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stinkkk eyeee.
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haha indeed. too much botox? eye muscle relaxed permanently.
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those titties almost single handedly muscled her into my top 10 Lord have mercy!!!! OW!!!!!!! she is a good looking girl too
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If she had normal size breasts, no one would look twice at her. Instead because her mammaries are the size of the planet Jupiter everyone is in love. To quote Darryl Strawberry, "Whoop-de-damn-do"
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Exactly what I think.
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For the most part I think your right, although she does have her days with her face, this was not one of them.
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I like her face, minus smile, some people look better when not smiling and she's one of them.
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Nah, she's got a lot more going on than the big boobs. The first time I saw her was on the show Firefly, and they sort of hid the giant boobs away to a certain extent with the costuming. Her face looked amazing, great eyes despite the occasional wonkiness, and great lips too.
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Astronauts in the International Space Station can probably jerk off to those titties from way up there!
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I agree the boobies definitely enhance the whole package, but she's got a great face, and that curvy body is just too yummy.
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I agree the boobies definitely enhance the whole package, but she's got a great face, and that curvy body is just too yummy.
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BOOBIES!
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how she can handle this ??!!
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GAAAAAAAAAAAAWD DAAYYUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
Omfg man...You know what, there's 3 things about a chick that'll have me suckered, roped, and just taken completely in. Big ass titties, i loooove big titties, i shoulda made my handle, "Registered Breast Offender" i love em so much.
Pale, Milky, Creamy White skinned chicks. It's how red they turn when they're sexing, no lie i dig that.
Last but certainly not least, HIPS! And this chick has all 3 in one fuckin package. To steal a random quote i heard somewhere, "I hope i dont witness her murdering someone, because if it was from the face up, i'd never identify this chick at all." MAN This titties is just...ugggh, damnit man, AND THIS FUCKER MARRIED HER! WHAT A BASTARD!!!!!!!!! dlghffglkdfglkdfhgdhglgdhjkgl;gfjl;jfhl;ghldfhlfj!!!!!!!!!
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rocked for sex offender justice!!!
OW!
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I don't really care for big-ass titties but fuck it, I want hers in and around my mouth. Her body is slamming hot! Just made my "celebrity you want to see naked" list. Her face makes also me happy :)
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Those titties would get the motor boat treatment.
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fact is this chick keeps stuffing her tits in small dresses and even smaller bras to show her tits off...cause she knows that's basically what she's known for ...also a bit smaller tits on her body would look great..
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they look fake here! I want to see her not pushing them up for once--that's the true test. most girls with fake boobs never push them up, but I think this is what it looks like when they do.
also she looks like a big stuffed goose on Mad Men..hair up, neck that bobs forward, puffed chest.. ugh. just don't find her attractive anymore after the goose association started in my head.
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do we have a size estimation on these things? DD? E? what say you bastards?
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my grandmother dressed better than this when she thought the coffee machine was a car she was taking out to get ice cream
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Hehe I'm pretty sure when she takes off her bra, her boobs don't look so unnaturally up in the neck :) It would be interesting to see.
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*hummina hummina hummina*
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I fucking love the caption!
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She's fuckable. As for redheads, I prefer Alicia Witt.
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Also that dress just screams:
"LET MY BOOBIES GO!" like it's Moses or something.
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Actually, that dress screams "Alicia! I don't fit you!!"
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i'm glad at least one person brought some talent to this show of honoring hack "musicians".
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wonder what her legs and ass look like.
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So I finally saw an episode of Mad Men, I was stunned. Her boobs, they really are huge! But they look so good and perfect with her body. Seeing her on TV can't even compare to pictures.
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defo!
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I'd get some of that redbush.
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She has admitted to dyeing her hair red since she was 10, so I am not sure if the carpet match the drapes.
If I recall correctly, she said her natural hair color was blond.
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there are pics of her in jeans and her ass is so dumpy/flat/wide that I understand why she does the "inyourface cleavage" thing...she's hoping you won't notice.
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there are pics of her in jeans and her ass is so dumpy/flat/wide that I understand why she does the "inyourface cleavage" thing...she's hoping you won't notice.
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What's funny is that most chicks spend their time trying to look like these skinny ass models and actresses, who get completely ignored as soon as Christina Hendricks steps in the room. It's like these lolipop head hoes don't even exist, once Ms. Va Va Voom steps in the place.
Damn, I miss "Kevin Hill". That show had her, fine ass Michael Michele, and Kate Lovering and Meagan Good making guest spots. And it was a good show. They should've given it more time.
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Gawd dayum, her, Michael Michelle AND Meagan Good? And i NEVER SAW THIS SHOW!? Wtf were they thinking cancelling that?
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I don't know man. It was prolly Taye Diggs. Everything that dude touches gets cancelled, like "Daybreak" with fine ass Moon Bloodgood in it.
"Kevin Hill" was where he was like a hot shot lawyer, who worked at an all-female law firm and somewhere a baby came into the mix, that he had to adopt from somewhere. It was actually better than it sounds, trust, but all the chicks on it were smokin'. That's the first place I actually saw Hendricks at.
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Aye The Devil has it right, the selection of eye candy was wonderful, but giving Taye Diggs his own show, is just asking for cancelation.
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those fucking breast are angelic! lucky guy.
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Oh my lord
Huge, just huge.
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Luv her from the hips up. You just can't beat a redhead.
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Looks chewy in enough of the right places to me :)
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