DAAYUM! Hilary Duff Bags $1 Million Engagement Ring!!
Wednesday, February 24th, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinOnce you give a Mercedes G500 & full access to cute lil' dolphins at the Atlantis in the Bahamas, you can't just give any rock for your engagement.
Let's just say that NHL player Mike Comrie is creating a life full of fucked-up expectations for himself with these insane gifts. We don't know whether he's a complete dumbass or whether he passionately despises being a cheapass, but giving luxury cars and million dollar rings on an NHL-star budget is simply not financially savvy. Whatever the case, it appears he's getting something in return, but we all know he overpaid by about 6-700k---AT LEAST!
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Hilary Swank did Million Dollar Baby.
Hilary Duff did Million Dollar Blowjob. :)
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angus mania ! :)
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And just so you know Moe, his dad is super rich, owns some huge furniture chain in Canada or something called The Brick I believe.
That is where the money is coming from, so congratulations to Hilary and her divorce lawyers when they eventually do get divorced and she pops out a few golden tickets:)
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"1 million dollar engagement ring?", "Oh my fucking hell, Really?", "Yeah, seriously...", "Wow, fucking retarded, overpayed shit."
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ow shit? really?
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Ooooh, yes, thats why.
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i think she is kissing her stomach, funny anyway
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*his
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well, she could always kiss *your* stomach... ;)
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Kissing his stomach, that definitely looks disturbing.
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this isnt very disney....
you go lizzie mcguire!! haha
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wow, these pics are really awkward... did not need to see any of that. if they're going to make a public spectacle, make a spectacle, if it's private, make it private. pick one!
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ah this is cute
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the blowjob or the ring ??? ;)
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aaahh common i dont care if she blows a whistle. just look at her respons when he asks her hahaha thats cuuuuteeee!
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Interesting
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this is the funniest post ever!!!!!!!
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"Hmmmmm... I wonder what I can get for this on eBay?"
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that is how u reward an engagement ring, u give a bj
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no man should ever pay that much for anything for a woman.
when she gets all comfortable again - when the honeymoon period is over - she will become a bitch, give up on life, and stare at that ring thinking she deserves to be touched more than once a month.
what the fuck kind of entitled attitude is that?
dude works.
dude gets tired.
dude wants to go home, not listen to shit, watch some TV, have a meal made for him on days that AREN'T his birthday or Thanksgiving.
THAT'S what you get for a million bucks.
you just bought yourself a mountain of problems NO man should ever have.
naive douche bag.
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That's too much for a ring.
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no arguement from me, of course he might be pre-buying some good will with her for later on when he goes all douche on her.
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Yeah, esp. since diamonds are not rare, the price is only inflated because the cartels control all the diamonds and set the price high so we will think diamonds are awesome.
And don't even get me started on all the maiming and killing caused by diamonds.
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That's apart from the fact that now artificial diamonds, purer than anything in nature and cheaper then hell, are available.
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At least she was sensible enough to give him some head for the amount of money he shelled out!
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but what if he calls it a hummer... ;)
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she must be very good - such the chrome off a bumper hitch, good - for that kind of ring!!!
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I dunno, didn't she get new teeth awhile ago? Like big old veneers? That may hurt the junk
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why isn't there some reality tv program like best blowjob wins a million dollars....talk about the competition getting abit heated... ;)
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She isn't worth a mil..much less her bj's amazing how people that have that extra money can just trash it away on nothing...
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the license plate on hilary's new car ??? ;)
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haha aw that was mean
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* because she would never drive a honda :)
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it's always the small things.ha ha. thanks hula !!!
maybe she'll drive a honda in her next movie role... ;)
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I've always wondered what a million dollar blow job would feel like, never had the balls (read: million dollars) to find out. he'd better hope that if its not better than a regular blow job, by that chick that hangs out at the corner store, you know, the one who always tries to get you to buy her beer and shit, anyways, if its no different than a blow job from her, he'd better hope he can get his money back
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$1 M dollar ring? Bitch must be good in bed.
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poor guy, a life time of blow jobs from her..with those big ass chompers of hers..i imagine it'll be pretty painful
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wow. considering hes making 1.25 mil this year, thats ridiculously crazy to be paying THAT MUCH for ANYTHING let alone a engagement ring....
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He comes from money, his dad and uncles founded a huge furinture chain in Canada.
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AH ok, i didnt know that. thanks for the info.
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sadly im full of such useless info.
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LOL so am i dude. so am i. that just didnt happen to be one of the tidbits i had filled away... LMAO
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It was the second comment on the thread.
I posted it.
lol
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dude cmon, its not like you can expect me to read do you?!?!?!? LOL
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LOL sorry angus, indeed you did. Although I had that tidbit of info banging around in my head for awhile, I recall it being mentioned when these two first started going out 3-ish years ago.
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Wow... she is cute, but a million dollars? She can't give a BJ worth that. The world these people live in. Does she have any idea how ostentatious they look?
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WOW I honestly hope they stay together if that's not love then WTF is.
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Douche canoe
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p-p-pleaaaaaaase!!!
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Now we know what that rock cost...
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Sure, that marriage is gonna last.
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No fucking way it will last, and no fucking way she's worth 1mil for a stupid ring. Even before she had those hideous horse teeth installed.
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Did she SWALLOW??????????
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