Devon Aoki @ Bing's Celebration of Creative Minds
Wednesday, June 23rd, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped last night in West Hollywood.Remember you guys, screw Google & search with Bing! Microsoft has dropped so much cash in the search engine's marketing that they deserve some love, damn it!
As for Devon Aoki, her latest & only project at the moment is "Sin City 2," which goes into production very soon. Devon plays the role of a martial arts expert named Miho.






















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so fuckable.
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Sorry Moe, Bing is just way to much frill and fufu for a search engine, and not nearly as useful as Google is.
p.s. Devon is looking good.
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Looking nice.
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mmmm hello sexy
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Google is my best friend in the world, I wont betray Google.
and she's looking good.
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Google is my best friend in the world, I wont betray Google.
and she's looking good.
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Pretty.
I hate Bing.
I will always and only use Google.
Sorry!
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I use both Bing and Google. Hey, this isn't marriage or friendship, just whatever I need to do to get the right search results. Besides, Bing is great for finding p--n.
As for Devon? Hot as always. Ready for some Jamaica Bay Black Oak.
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LOL there is an advertising campaign right there!!!
In a sultry and slightly husky womans voice;
"Bing, it's great for finding porn. Try the New Microsoft Search Engine today."
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very hot, will watch stuff she's in even though she isn't a great actress
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i found pics of her and jerked off to them...guess which search engine i used, Moe?
GOOGLE!
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Hahaha!
God damn it, this morning is like the funniest morning I've ever had.
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<3
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Why the fk u feel the need to announce that shit? you wanker of a pig.
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Cause it was some funny arsed shit, considering what Moe wrote at in the entry to this post.
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Oh i see, i never read what the Moey writes lol.. my sincere apologies.
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ohh but the mirth of legends is sprung from those write ups, dont cheat yourself
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hey face84

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LOL i just did... i said im sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! arh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i know i just need every opportunity to post that pic :P
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Fun facts:
- She dated Lenny Kravitz when she was a teenager and towered over him. I mean the man is 5 7 with lifts and 'fro
- She was discovered at age 13 after gatecrashing a Rancid concert
- Her dad started Benihana.
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Towered him? She must have worn shoes that were at least 10" then. This chick's modeling card says she's 5'5'' today, which makes her 5'4'' in reality.
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She got so damn lucky. When you're 5'4'', how the hell can you deserve the "supermodel" title, be a runway model and model for the biggest names ever? I'll tell you how...when a model like kate moss discovers you.
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So why are you hating on her? She got lucky. Fair play to her, I say.
...unless you're jealous that she got discovered and you didn't....
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How am i hating on her? Stop implying/assuming shit out of your ass. I said she was pretty in another post, didn't i? but that doesn't change the fact that she got very lucky and given her "supermodel" status, she doesn't deserve to be where she is. It's unfair to other aspiring models out there who get turned down every day even though they meet the basic requirements (height, long legs and such). I have a friend who is dying to be a model; she looks it but can't get anyone to sign her up while this chick who is freaking 5'4'' is a supermodel.
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How? Look at your post. It's so full of Haterade, I could tap into it and open up a Haterade factory.
That's life.
She got lucky.
Period.
End of discussion.
Your "friend" could get lucky tomorrow, for all you know.
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and you know what Caitie? I don't like you. I think i had made that very clear in the past. I don't enjoy your little emails you sent/send me; i don't enjoy your little replies; I don't enjoy anything you write that has to do with me. You-re two faced; I hate two-faced people. I especially hate how you talk shit then turn around and act like nothing has happened. I really think you have a personality disorder, and i am pretty sure you randomly hater alert my comments. Then again, don't take this all personally because i really don't like most people on this site; i don't take them seriously because i have no respect for them. Most of the time, i insult them to get the bitchiness out of my system so i don't snap at the people that matter to me in real life. Most people on this site are like little toys to me...like punch toys i punch over and over, and they just take it like little puppies.
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You know what?
At the end of the day, I don't give a hot wet pink vaginal fuck if you like me or not. You want to know why?
Because I'm functional.
You're not.
I admit to my many faults. I know I could be a much better mother, I could have been a much better student. I could be a better daughter and I could be a much better wife. But you know what? I at least try.
You see that? That's called owning up. That's something you probably have never done in your life...because you're afraid to take a good long look at yourself and see just how ugly and horrible of a person you really are.
You are so full of venom and anger and hatred, it's scary. It really is. You've got some serious problems going on in your real life for you to be snapping at people over the Internet to make yourself feel better. You could do a hundred thousand other things that are productive and healthy and good for you, but you choose to spew venom and bile at people over the Internet. And you know what? Eventually, it's going to bleed over into your real life...if it hasn't already.
You're a scared and angry little girl. That's all you are and until you work on yourself, that's all that you will EVER be...is a scared & angry little girl, shouting at the sky and shaking her fists.
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No that would be me randomly hater alerting you post as I happen across them. Cause it is easy to do, requires no thought, and provides me with a mini chuckle, in my own "little ugly man" way.
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"...like punch toys i punch over and over, and they just take it like little puppies."
So you like hitting puppies? Well I guess that explains a lot, since we all know that people who hurt animals are serious disturbed. It is actually how most serial killers start out, hurting animals.
I notice that the pics of your puppy are no longer on your guestbook, did you finally punch him to hard/much, and have to put him in the special place in your backyard where your parents have put all the animals you have neglectated and abused your whole life?
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Probably. Or maybe someone took him away because she's incapable of loving anything, including herself.
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This chick needs a fkn HELP ALERT!
You sound like a straight up crazy bitch, entertaining though.. lol
Where's your hate/bitchiness coming from? wherever its coming from aim your toy punches at the right target.
little puppies? thats so fkn mean.. lol i hope one jumps and bites you in the ass one day :)
peace
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My God, do you have to inject psychotic bitchiness into every post?
Just give it a rest will ya.
About half of the posts on this site is you arguing with people.
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Me?
o_O
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pretty sure the comment line up points to The Devil responding to our genocidal princess.
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Oh.
Gotcha.
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Wow, I woke and and found a new fight again..
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Nah, same one it just spilled over into another "theatre".
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except we got no sport commentator this time.. cause the commentator is the one who's having a fight. haha.
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Well, I'm going to have to turn my duties over to someone else...because I'm going to Six Flags Great America today. ^__^
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but I dont think anybody can write funny shit like you did.
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Well, there is *one* person...but he hasn't been here in ages.
I'm sure someone will come up with something funny, dear.
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No. D55
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Devon is a major cutie pie, i love her hair!!!!! i want it nowsssssssss!! that hair colour with brown eyes is so hot.
love the outfit and her makeup.. great colour all over from head to toe.
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