Doutzen Kroes @ Spin New York & Modelina Host Haiti Benefit
Thursday, January 21st, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Wanna donate some cash to benefit those suffering in Haiti? Hit these reputable organizations...
1. Partners in Health
2. Wyclef's Yele Organization
3. Oxfam
Here's Wyclef on Oprah talking about how Haiti doesn't need anymore photo-ops. He has a point. This is probably the most number of white people to ever set foot on Haiti. It's kinda sad.
And, on a lighter note, here are more pics of Doutzen...
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Banging da punani.......bangin da punani...........
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so pretty...so hot...
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Is there a "Weekend with Doutzen" package available for bid? "Dinner with Doutzen" mini packages? The international community would have Haiti rebuilt to have all the wealth of Dubai if it could put that one together.
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Shit, i'd sell my blood.
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I'd sell every pint that isn't necessary to give me an erection.
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OMG - She is a cone head!
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Looks a little chunky here...but it could be the angle of the photo...still very bangable..
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Always a fan, but this is not her best look, face is a bit too greasy and the lighing is doing her no favors.
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Doutzen still on my top 10 "Who could catch it" list of 2010.
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i love her body and her face, victoria secret should use her even more
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Always looks amazing in photoshoots...but not loving the look here so much.
Still, if this is her at her worst...she is still better than most women at their best!
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BTW, Wyclef has a point. I'm tired of celebrities going down there grand standing. You really wanna help? Send money. Or clothes or food. While i'm sure some are down there for altruistic reasons others just seem to be self-serving. ( Why the fuck is Christian Slater down there?)
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I think Haiti needs all the help they can get...lets not hate on anyone for raising awareness and funds for the Haitian people.
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it is well documented that people who just show up at disasters wanting to help, without being part of a pre-established organization, actually end up causing more harm than good.
Raise awareness fine, but do it from home.
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I'm sure its well documented...
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I'm not hating. It's just that if some movie star comes down there with no skills to really help then why are they there? They can easily do the same thing back home. Brangelina sent money. So did Sandra Bullock and a bunch of others i'm sure. George Clooney and Larry King did the smart thing and held telethons and concerts. Thats helping. Dr. Sanjay Gupta from CNN is an actual doctor so he actually skills to help down there. What can Vin Diesel provide besides a gruff voice and a plug for his next movie?
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yeah i don't really get why they are there doing photo ops when they could be organising food and clothing drives.
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No dont do food nor clothing, just cash.
It cost charitys more to ship food and clothing collected back home, than it does to buy in bulk and move it to the disaster area.
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Actually, the American Red Cross wants water and food the most out of everything, but money is also accepted.
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I heard they're also sending Dubya and Bill Clinton there, what the hell are they gonna do?
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Taylor Momsen was right.
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Taylor Momsen should get kicked in her twat.
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Yeah, there's no other suffering going on in the world right now. It's the biggest PR campaign by Washington and Hollywood since the Tsunami. Haiti has needed help for over 100 years and no one cared, which led to this calamity. Suddenly, the world cares for two weeks or until the next photo op. At least, Momsen was honest.
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So...you're agreeing with me or disagreeing with me..?
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Someone needs to go back in time and kick the girls mother in the twat so she could never have expelled her waste of space brain dead daughter out of it in the first place.
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And it should be a running kick too. With a 2 minute warm up sprint.
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Taylor Momsen is so vapid and stupid, it is unbelievable.
I am really beginning to believe most of you guys when you say that she is on drugs because only someone totally doped out of her mind could do and say the things she does.
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just read sandra bullock has given $1 million.
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http://jezebel.com/5449100/taylor-momsen-its-awesome-that-celebs-are-don...
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wow.. That's bad publicity.
I think it's great that celebs care about stuff like that, makes more money go out.
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The hair would look good spilled on my lap.
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I think she has a dumb name. What kind of name is Doutzen? What would be her nickname? Dutzie? Has a pretty dumb last name too.
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She's dutch you airhead.
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she's dutch. do u expect everyone in the world to be named michelle or sarah? cuz that would be boring as fuck.
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ummmm people have names from different countries/cultures. That does not make them dumb. It makes you seem narrow minded and ignorant...just sayin
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And I think Kristin is a dumb name. What kind of name is Kristin? Would would be your nickname? Ignorant Kristy?
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haha Take a deep breath, people. Hilarious how one little comment from little ol' me about a person's name can get so many people riled up! Am I that important to you? :-)) Such power I have!
jay-sin, you don't know me, so why are you calling me an airhead?
LL, no I don't expect everyone to be named Sarah or Michelle. Did I say that? But how about naming everyone something like Kristin or Daniella?
soccerparent, I didn't say that Doutzen is dumb. I said her name is dumb.
Little Johnny, why do you think Kristin is a dumb name? It is an American name. Do you experct everyone to be named Barack or Mack or Doutzen?
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ummm don't flatter urself. mad ppl responded bc u sound like an ignorant douche. even when ur trying to defend urself, u fail miserably. no dum dum, u never said that verbatim i was using those two names as examples because they are typical, generic, American names. get it dim wit?
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There's no need to flatter myself. You "mad" people flattered me because some silly comment that some faceless person (that would be ME) wrote inspired you to get your panties in a wad. "mad ppl responded bc u sound like an ignorant douche" You are right. Mad people would respond to an ignorant douche. Sane, angry people would not.
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you call it "silly" i call it "offensive." ur rebuttals and lame and non-sequitur but i can't expect much from someone from texas. (apologies to anyone from texas who actually has neurons ;) oh and mad is a euphemism meaning many or a lot. LMAO us ppl with swag in the northeast use it. LOL
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You say tomato, I say tomahto. That makes your way the right way. And it makes my way the wrong way. OK. Got it! Thanks for your reply.
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Epic fail.
I didn't say Kristin is a dumb name, I just repeated what you said, replacing "Doutzen" with "Kristin" in hopes of displaying how ignorant you sounded.
No, I don't expect everyone to be named Barack or Mack or Doutzen, Did I say that? Clearly you lack common sense, as I was merely attempting to make a point.
It appears that I DID make a point seeing as you became offended when I said Kristin is a dumb name. See, now how do you think dutch people would feel if they read your comments?
You reserve the right to think Doutzen is an ugly name, but a "stupid" name? Why? Because its foreign?
People like you give Americans a bad name, no wonder we are viewed as uneducated rednecks by people around the world. The world doesn't revolve around America, honey. Open your eyes and stop being so ignorant.
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I stopped reading your novella midway through the second sentence when you claimed that you didn't say Kristin is a dumb name. Quote from your first post: "And I think Kristin is a dumb name" I don't know, J Mack. Seems like you did claim that Kristin is a dumb name. Oh well. It doutzen matter to me. Kristin isn't even my real name! :-D By the way, I think Little Johnny Mack is a cool name.
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It was REPETITION. I didn't say I think its a stupid name, I just repeated what YOU said. Do you understand? I was trying to prove a point. No, I don't think its a stupid name. I was being sarcastic to show you how retarded your comment was.
But clearly you're too stupid to notice the difference.
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Hey Johnny, I think you may need a new keyboard. Looks like your CAPS LOCK was stuck. And no you didn't repeat what I said. I said Doutzen is a dumb name. You said Kristin is a dumb name. Doesn't seem to me like you repeated anything.
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Wow, you are so stupid and ignorant it's not even funny.
"I didn't say Kristin is a dumb name, I just repeated what you said, replacing "Doutzen" with "Kristin" in hopes of displaying how ignorant you sounded."
Can you read? Yes, I did repeat what you said, I just switched names. It doesn't get any more simple than that, grow some brain cells.
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Apparently you can't read, Johnny Boy. Try to read what you wrote in your first post: "And I think Kristin is a dumb name". Now try and tell me that you did not say that Kristin is a dumb name. Geez, if I were into name calling like you are, I would call you a moron. But I am not into name calling, not even for morons like you, so I will just say that I hope your condition improves.
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And clearly you do can not comprehend simple english.
It's called repetition and sarcasm. No, I don't think Kristin is a dumb name, I was trying to make a point. I am not going to repeat this again, because I've already explained myself too many times and it doesn't get any more simple than that.
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I actually think Doutzen is a cool and sexy (mysterious and sophisticated) name. If her name was "Sue" or "Stacy" she wouldn't have the same appeal IMO. Her face is bit Anerican which is why I like her.
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Actually if her name were Sue or Stacy, we wouldn't be having all this fun talking about her name. You Bastards are so easy to amuse. LOL
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I actually think Doutzen is a cool and sexy (mysterious and sophisticated) name. If her name was "Sue" or "Stacy" she wouldn't have the same appeal IMO. Her face is bit Anerican which is why I like her.
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I actually think Doutzen is a cool and sexy (mysterious and sophisticated) name. If her name was "Sue" or "Stacy" she wouldn't have the same appeal IMO. Her face is bit Anerican which is why I like her.
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damned multi posts!
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"not american" lol
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Kristin,
If you had said Doutz should die and described some horrific accident it would be okay. If you made vulgar comments about her sexuality, you wanted to pee on her, splashed your DNA on her forehead or simply articulated a stereotype or a racist comment - no one would make a remark and you would fit in perfectly.
However, as soon as you made a funny about someone's first name you crossed the line and became ignorant. Do you see the error in your ways - yes, this is the Bastardly...I hope you learned a lesson.
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So if a terrorist came onto this website and threatened to blow up New York City, no one would care? But if I made fun of the terrorist because of his Arabic name, I would get torched by the website Bastards? Ahh...yes I do see the error of my ways. Please forgive me. :-/
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No i don't know you but your comment sounded like some dumb airheaded valley girl from a bad movie. In the future, try to travel more. Maybe you'll realize there is more to this world than the 40 square miles you call your life. You might *gasps* discover other cultures beside your own!
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Thanks for the advice!
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I was referring to the names when I said "it does not make them dumb" fyi
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How can you even have a dumb name? If her name were something like "VAGINA" or "SPERM", i could understand your saying dumb but when it is a foreign name, how could it be dumb? How can something that you don't even know the meaning of can be dumb?
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Dee Fifty Five... yes, someone finally got it! You are the only Bastard who has any sense. Besides me, that is. :-) The whole lunacy about all these Bastards getting upset because I said someone has a dumb name is mind-freaking-boggling. And it's very amusing!
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bitch ur dumb as hell. i pity you.
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Thanks for your pity, Daniella. I appreciate your concern. And thanks for taking the time to amuse me with your replies. Have a great weekend.
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no problem cunt
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I'm having way too much fun with you, Dani! I'm eagerly awaiting your next comment. :-))
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I am actually probably going to go down there in a few weeks or so.
These people need real help, more than just cash.
I can't even imagine that number of people dead in that impoverished a situation.
Just terrible.
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That's cool Angus, I wish I could as well, Haiti needs all the help it can get!
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The best I've seen her look.
She is amazingly beautiful.
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yeah but white families can increase their rate of haitian orphan adoption. because its so cool to get cheap black kids without all the built in guilt trips that come along with african american kids. the neighbors can sleep easy about their daughter.
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"This is probably the most number of white people to ever set foot on Haiti. It's kinda sad."
WTF? Should white people stay away from Haiti and not help, because a majority of the victims are black?
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I don't think that was what was meant by that. I think what was meant was that it is sad that white people did not care about Haiti at all until they saw an opportunity to get good publicity by flying out and getting photos taken of them "doing charity work".
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not her best pic..
she looks so messy.
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Lusciousness.
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is she wearing colored eye contacts or is it just photoshop? She is pretty for sure but can do better
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she does nothing for me but i have given $! to Haiti. im going to heaven now
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