Doutzen Kroes @ Women's Fall 2010 Calvin Klein Collection After Party
Friday, February 19th, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

How can Doutzen go from that sexy, white dress she wore to the amFAR Gala to this thing?! Not cool.
Anyway, putting normal attire aside, I think it's more than obvious that Doutzen looks best in bikinis & tight workout clothes. OW!





















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Love the leg cam...
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There is something wrong with that dress...
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Yeah - its not on my floor!
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Man, you were one apostrophe away from a perfect comment.
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Bastard! You co-opted my punchline!
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...Oh i know what it is! She's still wearing it.
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Team Doutzen, but I agree Moe a boring for us dress choice on her part.
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Team Doutzen! Throw up some D's!
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oh wow a throw up some d's ref. amazing j-sin...impressive... :)
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if i were Tiger Woods, I would fuck this girl WITHOUT a condom, get her knocked up, MAKE her get an abortion, and then fuck her again, but make sure to blow it in her pussy AND ass.
i would then go out, buy a fucking Rolls Royce, piss on it, make her wash it, and then fuck her AGAIN, bent over the fucking hood.
i am angry FOR Tiger Woods.
he doesn't look like he wants to be up there admitting to all this shit. i think his accountant wrote that "apology".
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yea J there is something wrong with the dress....it's on her when it should be on the floor and her wearing a smile only..........thankfully we get to end the week with someone who is hot
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i can't get by how gorgeous her face looks here
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She's a human barbie.
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In a few years her body might go to shit..(I hope not) but that face is ageless..so damned cute. Young looking, and fresh..
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That's my wife right there!!!!! Can she be anymore beautiful? and what I love about her is that she's so amazingly beautiful yet still looks very sweet and approachable. You get a girl-next-door vibe from her which is rare with girls that perfect looking.
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Simply divine - I must have her.
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Looks great and I bet she gives great hummers!
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2010 and dudes are still calling BJ's hummers? You still refer to vaginas as beavers? LOL
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a hummer is a bit more than just a plain old BJ in my dictionary. There is humming involved, leading to some extra stimulation for the vibration.
Just saying
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TYPO "for the" should been "from the"
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You do the difference, grasshopper !
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hmm...
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way off topic....has the Virus left us & crawled back into the hole she crawled outta? I'm gonna miss making fun of that inbred trailer park godess..
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what the ?
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Virus is a HE and hopefully will be back soon
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a HE? then why all the pics of a girl on his profile, oh well this just might make it more fun....I just might continue on as if he were a she...then again he might be a she pretending to be a he while asting like a she who's sexually confused & thinks Easter Eggs come from bunnies while acting like a she/he to throw more fire on the issue and starts wearing ladys panties and garters just for the heck of it right before the holiday starts,,,,then looking around the left corner juins the right wing to keep everyone even more confused...I'm tired good night......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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the girl on his profile was Selena Gomez, all pics were of Selena
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so he's a lesbian?
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Wow she looks amazing here.
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I'm convinced that she can do no wrong.
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Wow. barbie ain't got shit on her. the close up on page two... holy shit. fucking stunning. she is beyond seraphic... the angels would envy that face.
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amazing really..
Beautiful face and great ass, team Doutzen FTW!
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Those are some serious legs.
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i'll give her props she can be cute when she tries and obviously when she uses makeup unlike a certain someone [referring to Lindseys effort this week] but she is no Swanepoel. TEAM CANDICE!
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Fuck that TEAM DOUTZEN ALL DAY! Yo her body is insane and her face is perfect. Candice is sexy too but her face isn't perfect.
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but she's way sexier. it depends what your preference is. doutzen is absolutely beautiful but she has no sex appeal. i mean she can be sexy but she has to try, candice's sexiness is through the roof and very, very natural.
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I agree TEAM CANDICE because she's gorgeous and sexy.Doutzen is gorgeous too but boring compared to Candice.
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I'm gonna get 1000 hater alerts for this but gotta say I don't like her legs at all and her feet are plain ugly.
LOVE her sweet face and gorgeous eyes, she looks like a doll.
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I never make it low enough to notice these things leni....
:P
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I know, sometimes I wish I didn't have this fetish, it has ruined so many women for me, lol
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Maybe because I have such busted toes, I dont bother looking at other peoples.
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you are a man, it's ok for a man to have ugly feet :)
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yes leni her legs are ugly. it's unfortunate bc she's so beautiful but i guess everyone has their flaws. but i don't think her feet are that bad... she just has toes that are longer than the big one, a trait i don't like but at least they're nicely pedicured. they could be worse.
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Those legs... UGH, That would be short for "ugly" legs.
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really ugly ass legs...something i've said from day one. Her face on the second pic of page 2 - really nice though
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What's wrong with her legs? I keep looking trying to find see the flaws, but I've found nothing.
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They are flaws that only another woman or a man with a serious leg fascination would care about.
At a guess I think its partly her knees being a bit busted, plus lack of a flowing calf to ankle line, and suspect they arent silky smooth appearing enough.
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I wouldn't have complained if there was an ass-shot. Honestly
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I wouldn't have complained if there was an ass-shot. Honestly
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gorgeous, can't say i like her body much..but she may possibly have the best face out of all the vs models :D
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Team Doutzen 4 Life bitches!!!
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Pretty pretty!
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Her face is so fucking beautiful!!!
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yeah her face is definately great
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Beautiful hair and face...
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love of my life.???? ????
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Is it me, or does her head look the same all the time. She just seems to change her dress.
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She does have a gorgeous face, but her legs are NOT sexy.
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