EPL Preview: Advantage Man Utd; O'Neill Quits; Crouch CHEATS!
Monday, August 9th, 2010 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by zee
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Friendly: But the Wembley faithful were far from happy as they booed opposition England players in Man Utd's 3-1 Community Shield win over rivals ChelseaThere's less than a week to go until the Premier League STARTS!, and yet drama is being made day by day. England's disastrous World Cup campaign wasn't forgotten about in the season curtain-raiser as Chelsea slumped to a 3-1 defeat to Manchester United. In a bizzarely-poor defencive showing by Chelsea, the Red Devils were made to look miles better than their opposition on Sunday afternoon. It gives them, potentially, a mental edge over their title rivals. With not a huge deal of excitement but more sub-standard play on showing, the occasion was more notable as the two sets of fans 'booed' each others' England World Cup players - Frank Lampard, Cashley, John Terry and Wayne Rooney in particular being the subject of some intense grilling.
Sunday also exposed Peter Crouch as being the latest cheat amongst Britain's 'elite'. The Tottenham Hotspurs forward was caught with an £800 teenage hooker in Spain, just days after returning from holiday with fiancee Abbey Clancy. Idiot. They all are, seriously. Being such poor examples both on and off the pitch probably explains England's lack of progress in International competitions. They just can't keep themselves outta trouble - what do we expect!? Unfocused and unworthy of the White Shirts. Crouchy - left out of the most recent England Squad - is apparently on a break from life in golfing trip, while furious Abbey is understandably distraught. She's Taken-off her engagement ring after laying in to the lanky fool, and has gone to fellow WAG Toni - John Terry's partner who suffered the same not so long ago - for comfort and advice. When will we change...?
Bloody Idiot - What Crouchy probably should be looking like right about now...
Aston Villa manager Martin O'Neill chose the perfect chance to crap on his former side's chances of a good start to the season - he quit his post yesterday after a boardroom dispute concerning player transfers and money. With star-manJames Milner apparently on the verge of joining Man. City, as well as the likes of A.Young, Friedel, Davies and Reo-Coker having uncertain futures, O'Neill quite rightly got fed-up. The Yankee-owners didn't do enough to stop the sale of Gareth Barry last year either, and with there clearly being a clash of ambitions, I can't blame O'Neill. He wants success, Lerner wants to balance the books and NOT spend. A solid manager in the last four years, Villa couldn't have done the top 6 without him. We salute you, Big Mart!
He finished up in typical style by saying: "I have enjoyed my time at Aston Villa immensely.
"It's obviously a wrench to be leaving such a magnificent club. I would like to pay tribute to the Villa players, my coaching staff and the Villa supporters for all the support and encouragement they have given both the club and me personally during my time as manager."
Martin O'Neill - The first managerial casuality in the 2010/11 EPL season, before it even started! He'll be missed!
Community Shield Match Report...next page.
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Dear zee,
I cannot comment on the substance of your postings. However, please call it a day. The NFL season is starting soon and that is real football. Thanks.
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My 49ers are suppose to do good this year.
heres to wishful thinking. =)
but no, futbol(soccer) was and still is the original football.
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Ok, but I am tired of all the diving and hysteria. Let's see some real tackling.
P.S. Go Broncos.
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All due respect man, I understand that this isn't a sports website and stuff. But the thing is, we researched it and there are many people who DO enjoy reading about football on here, in fact, more than those who don't. So I respect your opinion, but I wanna remind you that you're not obliged to comment on these posts and that if you don't appreciate them enough, then you can skip past them.
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Ok, but how about mixing it up a bit with some postings of WAGs. We are here to rant about the quasi-celebrities after all.
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we should find a NFL writer! I'm sure that'll piss off all the soccer fans... ha
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anything basketball, football and soccer is ok with me.
but i prefer hot fit women on here more =)
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LPGA tour!!!
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Womens Roller Derby?
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ow yeah, Womens Roller Derby!
I just watched Whip It and I kinda love that game.
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anything is better then the joke that is WNBA.....
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Haha.. yeah, and maybe I can be the sport correspondent for this awesome sport from my country, "Karapan Sapi" or cattle race:
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curling! i dare u to find a more usleless sport.
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cup stacking
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oh and some might say ultimate frisbee is the most useless sport but those people dont know that its not a game, it's your life!
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Thumb wrestling. Basically just 2 dudes holding hands.
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HA! Indonesia got lots of useless but fun so called sport:
Lompat karung or Sack jumping race:
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Panjat Pinang:
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Kerupuk Eating Contest:
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God, I miss my childhood.
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Indonesia seems like a magical place. What are they doing in the middle pic?
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the second one is a really fun game, where you're gonna have to climb an areca tree that has been bedraggled with oil. The goal is to get the presents put on top of the areca tree. It's actually game for boys, but girls do it too sometimes and it's really funny. And, it needs a solid team work.
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We do the sack race thing here in the USA too.
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¡VIVA BARCA!
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Zee, THANK YOU!
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and eat that shit, Chelsea...
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Alex: Freep!
Freep: What is a Vuvuzela?
Alex: Correct for 1000 you pick again.
Freep: Alright I'll take "Tweet Tweet" for 800
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Alex: It's a picture clue so watch this
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i wonder what simons thinking.
he's probably storing the POV for later use.
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fuck yeah, more soccer! while you're at it, let's get some football, hockey, baseball, nba, x-games, bobsledding and maybe even some cricket updates. i'm hyped up on all the sports coverage!
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Silly idiot, getting caught when you have something nice like clancy at home.
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I know! What's next, sleeping with an OAP prostitute!? Oops...
Sorry Wayne. ;(
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No one cares about soccer. Leave this bullsh-t to ESPN.
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Go Zee, it's your birthday! <3
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that dudes eye is f*cked up
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I think this guy said it best
I suspect Terri is giving her very sound, good advice, something like this. "Look love do you want to be a rich wife, wanting for nothing material, nice house, clothes, jewellery and all you have to do is turn a blind eye to your blokes philandering or do you want to go back to being another bimbo trawling the nightclubs for another footballer? See easy choice isnt it love!"
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NO MORE SPORT POSTS!
Unless it involves cheerleaders or hot chicks.
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Good post, zee.
And to the three little fudgepacking asshats...if you don't like it, stay the fuck out of the thread.
Morons.
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thanks Caitie, glad you liked it :)
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....like puppets on a string :).
I'll let you two dance for me in another post, sometime soon :P.
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You're welcome, zee.
^__^
Hey. got anymore juicy British gossip? Like...along the lines of that Lily Allen post you did?
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if your guarding the thread entrance im sure people would deviate from clicking "read more of this story"
nobody wants to come in contact with the righteous sea beast known as Caytie.
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Boring Troll Is Boring.
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Not trolling at all.
This is all off the top of my head, impressions. Opinion.
You think the people on here who don't like these threads are fudgepacking asshats, and we/they think your a Sea Beast Thing.
Its merely fair play. Uncensored like your collection of nasty pig pics.
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This is getting interesting.
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Nah, you are trolling. If you don't like the content of the thread (and there is a vast difference between someone saying that *name of celebrity here* is ugly and you guys dragging you poo covered bottoms across a thread because you can't handle anything outside of your comfort zone), stay out of it. That's adult logic. If you can't handle adult logic, you'll get treated like a kid. Or a troll. Plain & simple.
I'm also talking about the blatant and constant misspelling of my name. Like it's so cute & funny.
Like Leni said yesterday, it's annoying. And you know it's annoying as fuck, but do it regardless.
And you like to drag up things that I clearly explained to you in a rational and adult manner and then try to turn into some kind of EPIC FAIL on my part. I showed you what the picture was and explained what happened. You still choose to harp on it.
Put that together and you get a troll.
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You STILL dancing for me?! Jeez.......it really is all too easy.
:P
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Ok Precious.
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To quote the beginning one of my favorite books.
"What's it going to be then, eh?"
(300 Internets to the first person who can tell me what it's from)
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Push?
Thats what i meant by precious.
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You're just proving how much of a troll you really are.
Keep it up. You'll end up just like MV.
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what?
your gonna cry to moe and get me banned?
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With the amount of homophobic statements Caitee makes, I think she is the prime candidate to get banned herself........she's not running to anybody right now.
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You'll do it to yourself.
^__^
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sure kaitie, like you didn't have anything to do with MV getting the banhammer.
but, im not MV.
so no i own't.
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pfft to easy
"There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, Dim being really dim....." (id have to go grab the book for more)
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300 Internets for you, good sir.
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More footie please !...The Giraffe is a right twat, fancy looking elsewhere when hes got / had Abbey on his arm. She deserves better...Keep the ring off honey.
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