  Eva Longoria @ Noble Gift Gala at The Dorchester HotelMonday, March 15th, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson  Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinEva Longoria Parker attended the Noble Gift Gala at The Dorchester Hotel. Apparently Sarah Harding was also wearing red so Eva Longoria decided to change into a black dress when she went to the Cuckoo Club to celebrate her 35th birthday later that night. Source 31 Scandalous Comments |
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can't stand this rat faced bitch...so annoying
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i hope she is not wearing panties under there because that is what my cock is thinking and i tend to agree.
she looks good and i'm ready to lick her fake mexican-accent pussy.
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people hate her but i think she is stunning
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She packs a nice looking ass...but that damned dress is too fucking red..and ugly too..
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i might have to put her in my top 10, its that serious. that french asshole motherfucker!
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35 birthday is today so happy
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Looking good from here
nice figure
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DAMN YOU [INSERT NAME OF BASKETBALL PLAYER HERE]!
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I'm not digging the crazy eyes.
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Yeah I noticed that too, did she get an eye lift or something?
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She probably gets botox but the false eyelashes aren't helping!
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She looks like a shocked drag queen.
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Yeah she does, they are a bit much!
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looks really good for her age but is annoying as hell. someone told me i look like her too. wtf? ppl tell me i look like any famous latina or chick with brown hair and brown eyes. i don't see it.
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Picture, or it didn't happen..
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lmao i have mad pics on my profile
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LL is mad wicked hawt.
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thanks caitie! lol didn't know i deserved that many adjectives but it's greatly appreciated. ;) btw did u know i have an affinity for red heads?! lol
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Because I'm Caitie.
I am the all seeing, all knowing, tap dancing crap of the world.
^_^
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If anything you look more like Eva Mendes (in her prime, not now) than Eva Longoria, besides I like your face better than theirs!
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yeah i agree with that... i think we have the same jaw line, defined eye brows and smoky eyes. eva longoria is so boring! some ppl just say you look like a celebrity to strike up conversation or cuz they think you'll take it as a compliment... gay. i seriously can't believe someone ever compared you to brooke hogan. WTF??! ur fucking gorgeous and brooke is a man.
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hehe, but face wise we do look alike, same chin, similar lips, same eyes, lol
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no you don't! okay the chin, i can see but ur eyes are stunning, hers are like sunken into her face and she has no lips at all. you have lips. she's young and has had work done and she still looks like poop compared to you. and ur hair is much nicer! not burnt, platinum blonde like hers.
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Okay I have checked and Leni was right...very nice very very....nice. Like the hair specially long and nice color too....
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gracias. :) i get a lot of compliments on my hair. i got those latina genes. very full, thick hair.
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You look like Eva Longoria?
Will you be my new wifey?
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is that a bustle on her dress???? when did it become 1863 here...and that's a lotta red on a red carpet too, can get a job in the remake of My Bloody Valentine lookin' like this tho
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woefully unimpressive
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Can't stand her and her phony smile.
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Hope she's saving all that Desperte Housewives money, because once it's over, I suspect she'll nevrr work again.
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typos, blah blah blah
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