Gabby Sidibe Went To Eat Lunch @ Baltazar Restaurant in NYC
Monday, March 15th, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
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Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinHoward Stern on Gabby Sidibe:
"There's the most enormous, fat black chick I've ever seen. She is enormous. Everyone's pretending she's a part of show business and she's never going to be in another movie. She should have gotten the Best Actress award because she's never going to have another shot. What movie is she gonna be in?" Source
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holy fuck.
i knew they were making a new Ghostbusters, but this version of the Stay Puff Fat Ass Marshmallow Girl is just retarded.
fuck...
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you will be doing a LOT of posts if they follow her everytime she goes to eat
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Han, mah bukee, keel-ee caleya ku kah. Wanta dah moole-rah? Wonkee chee sa crispa con Greedo?
sorry, thought a Jabba The Hutt Quote would be appropriate
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I find your lack of taste distrubing
Classic vader classic
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She's got a hot bunt.
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aren't they remaking "Dumbo"?
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As I see it she's proud of her size...and knows that it's her size that's making her popular..so I don't think she really gives a shit what other people think of her...and her fatness will evidently be her trademark..
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And thats the irony. What Stern doesn't get is as long as she stays fat she'll keep getting work. It's when she loses weight and becomes run of the mill is when the phone will stop ringing.
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Yep. There are thousands of hot actors and actresses trying to make it in Hollywood, she has a niche in being obese. Like if Steve Buscemi ever fixed his teeth, he wouldn't get as much work.
She'll get a call anytime they are looking for a fat black chick.
Still, she'll feel enormous pressure to lose weight in LA.
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I got a feeling she's gonna be the new joke here..
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I understand that she differentiates herself as a larger actress. Everybody needs a hook, I guess. I just hope she watches her blood pressure and cholesterol levels. Being that size can't be healthy for her. I'd hate to see her keel over and not be able to enjoy the trappings that come from being a successful performer.
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I'd hate to see her keel over and cause a major earthquake.
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Seriously? She wearing that? Really? I feel sick.
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If she and Jorge Garcia (Hurley from Lost) ever co-star in a movie, theaters would have to deploy double-wide screens.
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do they got chicken? the whole chicken?
and do they got whole turkeys and ducks too, can I get a turduchicken to go so I got a snack later?
sadly with that extra weight she's not gonna live all that long....overweight does a mess of bad things to peoplez at a very young age
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I don't know what's worse...the jacket or the filthy Uggs.
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I think it's that flowered blue thing peeking under the jacket
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I think the worst thing is her gunt.
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Well she snagged Thomas from Glory. Personally I would have rather died in the cannon blast than be walking with a blacker, emo version of Madea.
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OUCH.
>____<
Now that's hitting below the belt...
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Whoa
that really him?
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page 2 pic 4. I seriously thought she was gonna go through that manhole cover.
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I like saying her name. I just sound like a retard talking nonsense saying it.
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I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT WANTING TO RIDE THIS WHALE. SHE LOOKS LIKE THE AVERAGE AMERICAN BITCH.
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Maybe if she gets to walk another red carpet you will fall all over for her again
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I take back what I said about her having kind of a nice style
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That is proper nasty.
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Howard Stern ain't got nothin on us Bastards!
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OMFG, the fat comments are so funny... holy shit...
i cant stop laughing jesus christ...
i fucking LOVE this site...
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What I find hard to believe is she really feels good or likes the way she looks. She said she is comfortable in her skin and feels beautiful the way she is. She claims that she tried to lose weight in the past, but it was too hard, and she'd rather just be accepted for being "curvy".
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I hate it when obese women say they look like real women and they are curvy. Sofia Vergara is curvy, not that whale.
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Oh my god, that shit pisses me off soooo much. She is not curvy, she is disgustingly fat, her body is like a deformed lump of fat, I can't even wrap my mind around it.
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Breaking News: The Baltazar Restaurant in New York City has declared bankruptcy, apparently someone went in for lunch and really cleaned out the place. Apparently the culprit left nothing behind, ingesting plates, stainless steel utensils, and even the curtains. The witnesses have also mysteriously gone missing. This has been Hanson McCock reporting from NYC for Channel 666 News.
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i knew the notorious B.I.G. faked his own death to become an oscar nominated actress...
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dear lord.....i think i found some pics from before precious.... hahaha
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i think i found an epic fail...
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meh.
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i still cant believe how fucking fat she is.
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The jacket is not very slimming.
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