Heidi Montag: Bikini Photos While Vacationing in Costa Rica
Monday, August 23rd, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Heidi Montag has a sextape and it's for sale; the seller is none other than Spencer Pratt. Additionally, he's looking to write a tell-all book on his relationship with Heidi.
According to TMZ, Spencer contacted Steve Hirsch, co-CEO of porn company Vivid Entertainment, trying to sell his goods. Hirsch told TMZ, "We are in early negotiations to possibly come to terms for a deal." [Source]






















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Do these kind of people die alone? I'd think so...
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I hope so.
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dying alone takes so long... I hope they die by axe murderer. chainsaw is good too.
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Like this?

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yeaaahhh....No.
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She has the same ass implant doctor as Pigdashian.
And I'm sure this boring, personality-less bitch doesn't show her tits or pussy in the "sex" tape.
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fucking ridiculous
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she looks sad... somehow I feel sorry for her.
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I pity her too..
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whats on her nose?
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Post-nose surgery tape used to prevent swelling I would think.
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Maybe she just finished tossing Spencer's salad.
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thats the 1st thing i thought what is up with her nose...
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Can we pay to not have it released?
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she actually looks halfway good here, the best ive ever seen her. she looks better without makeup, unbelievably. her body looks really hot minus the fake titties. she mustve gotten ass implants. that ass looks too big to be hers, and something looks off about it. i say she got a fake ass as well as the implants. shes probably addicted to plastic surgery like that other lady
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ditto
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i second that also.. and yeah she got work done on her bod aswell hell they even carved her back bone lol.. but yeah, much prettier without makeup..
Alot of chicks need to realize that less is more or nothing is more infact.
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she is in fantastic shape, the curve going down to her hooha look pretty dang hot.
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Yeah, she should hope that curve looks hot because she paid for it..
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Her face looks like her old face here to me
Her body is kinda banging too
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yeh, she did something to her face again. it looks a lot better than after her now-dead plastic surgeon hacked it up. now she just needs to pull out the tit and ass implants and she'll be OK.
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I'll admit it, I like this. There, I said it.
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body is good now, how old r these pics?
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I thought that they were all "Christian" and above all that gutter sex tape stuff. The sextape I am looking forward to is the hours of video Joe Simpson probably has of Jessica when she was young and living in his house. I can just imagine he had video cameras behind two way mirrors in her bedroom and bathroom!
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both of them used to walk around praising the lord at every turn. now, vivid video.
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All these idiots in the name of Jesus!
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Joe Simpsons is a creepy fuck. hes prolly got videos of him fucking jessica and ashlee after he put drugs in her dinner to make them sleep.
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Great body,
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she does have a nice figure, but its 60% fake.
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DAMN WHEN I SAW HER FACE I ALMOST THOUGHT IT WAS PRE PLASTIC SURGERY!! I GUESS WHEN YOU UGLY THERES NO FIX FOR THAT.
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she always looks stupid
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OMFG what is wrong with her ass!!! this girl she fucked up her whole appearance. Thats a real shame... and whats on her nose?
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hazard hazard!!! caution caution!!! everyone stay out of the water......
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wow her face looks like old heidi who used to be so pretty
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No she didn't.
She was horsey.
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I know you're all gonna hate this.. but I think she looks better.. I think shes a terrible human being so could care less if all the surgery defames her character... shes as fake as they come inside, so I dont see what the big deal is if this dumb, vapid bitch wants drop truck loads of money to make her outside fake as well..
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I know, not easy to admit!
She really does need to stop though before she starts heading downhill.
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Celebrity sex tapes are lame. I'd rather watch a bored college girl suck cool whip off of her own toes in her dorm room.
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after all those surgeries the face doesn't look that fake
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At least she didn't bring her pet monkey.
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you can say what you want about Heidi, she's shallow, she's stupid, she's annoying... okay. true.
But she's also a very good looking woman... She's like Frankenstein-Barbie.
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I like this check,I know she's a media Ho too, just like Kim...and they're both fake as hell..but I'd rather choose this one...
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lol I meant chick...was using the Dragon naturally speaking software..speech to text,,,.cause I'm too lazy to type..but makes a lot of mistakes...
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The women never cum in these sextapes. How could that be? ... Oh maybe the guys are complete dweebs.
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i hate this annoying bitch, but she has an aahhhmazing body. the tits are a tad too big for her, but other than that, its great. she needs to touch up those roots though
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Totally trashable.
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That's what you'd get if you date a douchebag.
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Is her nose gonna fall off like MJ's?
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That's what I'm thinking...
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People like Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, Paris Hilton deserve to die a slow, painful death.
This bitch is so plastic and I can't even take her seriously!
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Her ass looks like Spencer.
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She'll fit perfectly into the world of porn.
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Is her nose falling apart in the first photo?
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the honest truth is that I'd love to ride over these hills long and hard
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i would have sex with this white lady
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People would actually pay to watch her sex tape?
Havent we learned yet that non porn celebs, make terrible visual entertainment in the sack?
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I know it's not PC to say this, but I think she looks sooo much better than she did before. She was always very horsey lookin' and now she is just kind of a standard, semi- hot, Hollywood blonde.
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i think spencer banged the shit out her brain...that's whyy she's just so weird...why is she doin the victim look by posing for the cam? these r not paparazzi shots i guess?
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