Heidi Montag Does A Creepy Lingerie Photo Shoot in Las Vegas
Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

We don't know whether to be turned on or extremely freaked out, so you guys take a stab at these. And, even though the whorebag won't admit it, we all know King Douche Spencer Pratt is behind all this bullshit. God knows what kind of spell or drugs he's working on Heidi to make her walk this suicidal path, but it must be somewhat similar to what Brian Austin Green is using on Megan Fox...
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Well... I guess this means that not everyone can buy hot... so matter how much you spend.
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One order of Shauna Sand coming up.
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She was never pretty to me.But OMG she looks scary now.
I kinda like her though,she funny.
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*she's funny
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"funny" haha? or This cottage cheese smells "funny"?
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She looks repulsive now. She was alright years ago.
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Wtf IS that? No, seriously, why would anybody WANT to look like that?
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who the fuck is this overrated, plain looking whore posing as that dumb cunt rag heidi montag?
i don't recognize this person whatsoever.
dumb cunt trying to change her face and tits. she looks like a fucking retard.
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im not even joking. i literally threw up in my mouth a little bit when i saw that pic of her trying to eat what looks like a turd.
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If only, then she would probably get a bacterial infection and hopefully die.
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she PAID for that face? really? really? wow
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Yeah, she went into the surgeon's office and asked to be aged another thirty years when it was discover the only job Spencer's qualified for was Pool Boy.
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someone cast her in a new frankenstein movie plz...she put so much money into looking like him..the least anybody can do is give her the role..
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that must of been some crappy valentines day, glad it wasn't me there with her
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she went from being a horseface to a manface
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manface > horseface IMO, lol
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well, yes. At least she can be classified as one of us now as far as species type goes haha
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Ok, so we've established that she ain't got no alibi - she ugly! She Ugly! U-G-L-Y she ain't got no alibi - she ugly! M - she's major ugly, O - she's fat and pugly, O - my god, no the cow says Moo!
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The photographer managed to pick all the right angles to accentuate her man-jaw.
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That's some nasty stuff there.
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I see no future for Heidi unless its porn!
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This nasty fucking horse face will age so unevenly with all the shit she did to her, she will make the cat lady look fuckable. She will NEVER have any type of long term relationship and will never be taken seriously. She dug her own grave for her pseudo fame.
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bahh! why won't she show her butt implants? I wanna see how ridiculous they look
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She says she is going to be doing playboy again, now that she is "fixed up".
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What an arrogant bitch...Playboy needs to offer first.
90 percent synthetic whore.
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What an arrogant bitch...Playboy needs to offer first.
90 percent synthetic whore.
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What an arrogant bitch...Playboy needs to offer first.
90 percent synthetic whore.
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What an arrogant bitch...Playboy needs to offer first.
90 percent synthetic whore.
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Playboy is such garbage... but still, is this really the best they can do?
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Its between Heidi and Blake Lively
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ARGH this stuff is nightmare inducing!
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Seriously, I can't believe that I thought she was ugly before, this just takes it to a whole new level. She looks so manly.
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omg she makes me feel so much better about my life. i feel really pretty now. lol
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Newsflash, you are pretty.
I know you were fishing for compliments so I felt the need to be the first one to bite. lol
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lmao actually i wasn't but thanks angus. no but everyone has their insecure days and when i do i just look at this bitch and i feel better about myself. not just the way i look, just life in general.
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and her eyes are hideous, the light, barely noticeable eyebrows are not helping either. and that lingerie is wack. who wears big, frilly underwear with a corset like that? she should have worn a black lace thong and attached the garter to her stockings. dumb ass.
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I find these photos asexual... as in, completely lacking any sex appeal whatsoever.
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you guys have to admit she looks sexy in this picture.
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uuhhh NO!
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thats actually the last thing i have to do
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These pics are the furthest thing from sexy. SHE is the furthest thing from sexy.
Trust me, when someone is sexy, I admit it.
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Supposedly she is going to redo Playboy this year, with her "new" body, and then get her boobs done even larger. She wanted them larger initially, but there wasnt enough skin to do it, so the current implants are to stretch out her skin.......
I read this a few days ago, I think it was MSN.
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The only way I can find even BIGGER implants to be an improvement on her is if they are SO large that they cover her face.
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LOL cant disagree.
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Nope. Didn't work. Sorry.
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The plastic surgery actually made this bitch look worse!
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its not that she's ugly, its just that she now looks like every other botched up orange county big tittay bimbo white ho. next time one of them is giving me money i'll remind her to stop lying about ever having facial reconstruction.
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i agree she got plastic surgery to make herself look even older
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I don't get it... so RuPaul is white now???
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She thinks it's acceptable to have pictures taken looking like that?
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Nobody wants to be honest here, so I will. . . . .
She is 10x better looking than she used to be. I used to look at this horseface trick on here for years and wonder, "Who finds this heifer attractive"?
But now, if I had never seen or heard of her before. . . I'd hit it.
I know everybody hates the fakeness, but at least she went up instead of down.
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She went from "real life plain" to "plasitc comedy" I dont see how this is an up or a down. If anything it is a lateral move...
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If nobody told you that was Heidi, you'd definitely agree that she looks better than "old Heidi", right?
It's because everybody knows that she underwent all the surgery that makes her sooooo creepy to people.
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No I wouldnt.
Big fat fake plastic titties are a turn off for me.
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She had those before.
She's been fake.
That's my point.
She already had a ton of surgeries before these, but it was her horseface that was really the problem.
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She had those before.
She's been fake.
That's my point.
She already had a ton of surgeries before these, but it was her horseface that was really the problem.
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She's completely insane, but that could be an asset in the bedroom. I wouldn't turn her away.
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Her right eye is bigger than her left one now.. she almost looks like somebody who got smashed in the face and had reconstructive surgery.
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Mommy I'm scared...
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Wake me up when the sex tape drops.
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I don't think she was that bad when she was younger. Sure, she was never going to be beautiful but at least she was passable.
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I cant even recognize her.
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Look at her face, she can't even show emotion anymore.
Which is a good thing. Cause if she could - she would be crying her eyeballs out.
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Man, screw this crap already!
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LOL I agree with The Devil. I personally thinks she looks better now. I hate plastic surgery, but she definitely improved. Yeah, it looks a bit strange and fake since I know its Heidi and I know what she looked like before. But if this were my first time seeing Heidi Montag, I'd say she looks fine, and kind of hot.
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what? i would never even know that was her. shes the second bitch ive seen today who falls under the category of 'wanting to look like someone im not', but shes to the extreme, between that and the plastic surgeries. why cant some girls realise that bleached hair from root to tip, AND bleached eyebrows looks fucking ridiculous and fake and unflattering? does she really think people are going to believe she was born that way? this girl has serious problems, like severe self esteem problems
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this bitch has shit for brains.
fugly ass bitch.
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sad thing is.. she paid alot of money to look that bad. kinda comical in a way..
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