Heidi Montag Does A Creepy Lingerie Photo Shoot in Las Vegas


We don't know whether to be turned on or extremely freaked out, so you guys take a stab at these. And, even though the whorebag won't admit it, we all know King Douche Spencer Pratt is behind all this bullshit. God knows what kind of spell or drugs he's working on Heidi to make her walk this suicidal path, but it must be somewhat similar to what Brian Austin Green is using on Megan Fox...

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Well... I guess this means that not everyone can buy hot... so matter how much you spend.

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 6:46pm
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One order of Shauna Sand coming up.

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 6:49pm
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She was never pretty to me.But OMG she looks scary now.
I kinda like her though,she funny.

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 6:49pm
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*she's funny

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 6:50pm
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"funny" haha? or This cottage cheese smells "funny"?

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 11:48pm
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She looks repulsive now. She was alright years ago.

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 6:50pm
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Wtf IS that? No, seriously, why would anybody WANT to look like that?

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 6:52pm
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who the fuck is this overrated, plain looking whore posing as that dumb cunt rag heidi montag?

i don't recognize this person whatsoever.

dumb cunt trying to change her face and tits. she looks like a fucking retard.

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 6:56pm
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im not even joking. i literally threw up in my mouth a little bit when i saw that pic of her trying to eat what looks like a turd.

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 7:02pm
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If only, then she would probably get a bacterial infection and hopefully die.

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 9:20pm
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she PAID for that face? really? really? wow

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 7:25pm
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Yeah, she went into the surgeon's office and asked to be aged another thirty years when it was discover the only job Spencer's qualified for was Pool Boy.

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 7:34pm
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someone cast her in a new frankenstein movie plz...she put so much money into looking like him..the least anybody can do is give her the role..

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 7:26pm
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that must of been some crappy valentines day, glad it wasn't me there with her

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 7:28pm
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she went from being a horseface to a manface

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 7:45pm
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manface > horseface IMO, lol

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 8:08pm
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well, yes. At least she can be classified as one of us now as far as species type goes haha

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 8:38pm
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Ok, so we've established that she ain't got no alibi - she ugly! She Ugly! U-G-L-Y she ain't got no alibi - she ugly! M - she's major ugly, O - she's fat and pugly, O - my god, no the cow says Moo!

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 8:40pm
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The photographer managed to pick all the right angles to accentuate her man-jaw.

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 8:11pm
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That's some nasty stuff there.

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 8:20pm
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I see no future for Heidi unless its porn!

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 8:31pm
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This nasty fucking horse face will age so unevenly with all the shit she did to her, she will make the cat lady look fuckable. She will NEVER have any type of long term relationship and will never be taken seriously. She dug her own grave for her pseudo fame.

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 8:39pm
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bahh! why won't she show her butt implants? I wanna see how ridiculous they look

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 8:42pm
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She says she is going to be doing playboy again, now that she is "fixed up".

Thursday, February 18th, 2010 @ 2:36am
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What an arrogant bitch...Playboy needs to offer first.

90 percent synthetic whore.

Thursday, February 18th, 2010 @ 7:45am
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What an arrogant bitch...Playboy needs to offer first.

90 percent synthetic whore.

Thursday, February 18th, 2010 @ 7:45am
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What an arrogant bitch...Playboy needs to offer first.

90 percent synthetic whore.

Thursday, February 18th, 2010 @ 7:45am
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What an arrogant bitch...Playboy needs to offer first.

90 percent synthetic whore.

Thursday, February 18th, 2010 @ 7:45am
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Playboy is such garbage... but still, is this really the best they can do?

Thursday, February 18th, 2010 @ 1:23pm
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Its between Heidi and Blake Lively

Thursday, February 18th, 2010 @ 8:23pm
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ARGH this stuff is nightmare inducing!

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 8:53pm
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Seriously, I can't believe that I thought she was ugly before, this just takes it to a whole new level. She looks so manly.

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 9:14pm
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omg she makes me feel so much better about my life. i feel really pretty now. lol

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 9:17pm
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Newsflash, you are pretty.
I know you were fishing for compliments so I felt the need to be the first one to bite. lol

Thursday, February 18th, 2010 @ 12:37am
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lmao actually i wasn't but thanks angus. no but everyone has their insecure days and when i do i just look at this bitch and i feel better about myself. not just the way i look, just life in general.

Thursday, February 18th, 2010 @ 1:03am
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and her eyes are hideous, the light, barely noticeable eyebrows are not helping either. and that lingerie is wack. who wears big, frilly underwear with a corset like that? she should have worn a black lace thong and attached the garter to her stockings. dumb ass.

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 9:21pm
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I find these photos asexual... as in, completely lacking any sex appeal whatsoever.

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 9:21pm
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you guys have to admit she looks sexy in this picture.

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 9:39pm
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uuhhh NO!

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 9:43pm
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thats actually the last thing i have to do

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 10:01pm
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These pics are the furthest thing from sexy. SHE is the furthest thing from sexy.
Trust me, when someone is sexy, I admit it.

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 10:45pm
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Supposedly she is going to redo Playboy this year, with her "new" body, and then get her boobs done even larger. She wanted them larger initially, but there wasnt enough skin to do it, so the current implants are to stretch out her skin.......

I read this a few days ago, I think it was MSN.

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 9:41pm
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The only way I can find even BIGGER implants to be an improvement on her is if they are SO large that they cover her face.

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 9:57pm
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LOL cant disagree.

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 10:35pm
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Nope. Didn't work. Sorry.

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 9:52pm
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The plastic surgery actually made this bitch look worse!

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 9:57pm
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its not that she's ugly, its just that she now looks like every other botched up orange county big tittay bimbo white ho. next time one of them is giving me money i'll remind her to stop lying about ever having facial reconstruction.

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 11:18pm
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i agree she got plastic surgery to make herself look even older

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 11:27pm
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I don't get it... so RuPaul is white now???

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 11:50pm
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She thinks it's acceptable to have pictures taken looking like that?

Thursday, February 18th, 2010 @ 12:53am
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Nobody wants to be honest here, so I will. . . . .

She is 10x better looking than she used to be. I used to look at this horseface trick on here for years and wonder, "Who finds this heifer attractive"?

But now, if I had never seen or heard of her before. . . I'd hit it.

I know everybody hates the fakeness, but at least she went up instead of down.

Thursday, February 18th, 2010 @ 1:47am
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She went from "real life plain" to "plasitc comedy" I dont see how this is an up or a down. If anything it is a lateral move...

Thursday, February 18th, 2010 @ 2:39am
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If nobody told you that was Heidi, you'd definitely agree that she looks better than "old Heidi", right?

It's because everybody knows that she underwent all the surgery that makes her sooooo creepy to people.

Thursday, February 18th, 2010 @ 10:41pm
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No I wouldnt.

Big fat fake plastic titties are a turn off for me.

Friday, February 19th, 2010 @ 3:36am
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She had those before.

She's been fake.

That's my point.

She already had a ton of surgeries before these, but it was her horseface that was really the problem.

Saturday, February 20th, 2010 @ 1:22am
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She had those before.

She's been fake.

That's my point.

She already had a ton of surgeries before these, but it was her horseface that was really the problem.

Saturday, February 20th, 2010 @ 1:22am
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She's completely insane, but that could be an asset in the bedroom. I wouldn't turn her away.

Thursday, February 18th, 2010 @ 2:01am
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Her right eye is bigger than her left one now.. she almost looks like somebody who got smashed in the face and had reconstructive surgery.

Thursday, February 18th, 2010 @ 2:09am
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Mommy I'm scared...

Thursday, February 18th, 2010 @ 2:10am
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Wake me up when the sex tape drops.

Thursday, February 18th, 2010 @ 3:54am
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I don't think she was that bad when she was younger. Sure, she was never going to be beautiful but at least she was passable.

Thursday, February 18th, 2010 @ 8:53am
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I cant even recognize her.

Thursday, February 18th, 2010 @ 9:48am
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Look at her face, she can't even show emotion anymore.
Which is a good thing. Cause if she could - she would be crying her eyeballs out.

Thursday, February 18th, 2010 @ 10:02am
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Man, screw this crap already!

Thursday, February 18th, 2010 @ 12:59pm
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LOL I agree with The Devil. I personally thinks she looks better now. I hate plastic surgery, but she definitely improved. Yeah, it looks a bit strange and fake since I know its Heidi and I know what she looked like before. But if this were my first time seeing Heidi Montag, I'd say she looks fine, and kind of hot.

Friday, February 19th, 2010 @ 3:47am
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what? i would never even know that was her. shes the second bitch ive seen today who falls under the category of 'wanting to look like someone im not', but shes to the extreme, between that and the plastic surgeries. why cant some girls realise that bleached hair from root to tip, AND bleached eyebrows looks fucking ridiculous and fake and unflattering? does she really think people are going to believe she was born that way? this girl has serious problems, like severe self esteem problems

Saturday, February 20th, 2010 @ 6:21pm
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this bitch has shit for brains.
fugly ass bitch.

Monday, February 22nd, 2010 @ 7:15pm
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sad thing is.. she paid alot of money to look that bad. kinda comical in a way..

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010 @ 7:58pm
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