Heidi Montag Helps Market Latest Season of MTV's "The Hills"
Friday, April 23rd, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Photo Credit: MTV.comThe show premieres on MTV April 27th at 10/9c. Watch videos & see pics of other "stars" from the show on the show's official website.
As you guys know, Heidi Montag spent most of the off season at her plastic surgeon's office getting tons of work done to her body. It'll be interesting to see how her new body fits into the show---not that anyone watching gives a shit or anything..
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She looks so ugly. I can't believe that I used to think she was ugly, compared to now she actually used to look pretty.
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i'd motor boat it
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you would hurt yourself doing it, those things are hard and immobile, as soon as you began to move your head side to side, concussion would begin to set in.
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i wan't going to use my face, i was thinking of using my .... rudder
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that would not be "motorboating" then....
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That would be tittyfucking...and on those bolt-ons, your shit will snap like a piece of driftwood.
Good luck, though. I do love hearing stories about guys doing stupid shit during sex and suffering.
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whatever you call it, i'd make a mess on that finely sculptered man chin
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Just buy a Real Doll.
It's pretty much the same thing.
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I bet the "Real Doll" is less rock like.
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Chances are, she has a pecker.
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Pecker?
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a cock, penis, schlong, dick, etc etc
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Lol oh
I thought that but I was sure
if so then I guess the process would he complete?
On another note Is it wrong that I like these shots
I think this is the best she's looked since
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you think she got that surgically implanted, as well?!
It's possible that her douche bag hubs had the docs sneak it in when Heidi was heavily medicated...
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Yeah, I'm sure Spencer Pratt would love it if she had a cock.
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OK I thought she was bad before the surgery now she just looks terrible.
What is really sad is I am sure there are people out there who love her show and love her, and now want to get just as much surgery to make themselves "better".
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Surgery. Yes. Give them lobotomies.
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She risked her life for that show and it wasn't even worth it. She doesn't look good and the show was cancelled ahaha! What a sad, sad story...for her.
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I think she has BDD. She reminds me of Tabitha Stevens, the porn star who tried to get a diamond implanted into her wrist because she is so addicted to surgery.
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That woman is atrocious. She got all of that surgery yet she's still ugly as hell. Just like Heidi.
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Couldn't have said it better myself.
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LMFAO at her bleaching her asshole. ahahahahaahhahaha
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never give any shit about her.
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Donkey punch.
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She had it sewn up while she was getting everything else done.
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Do you think these are photoshopped? ;)
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do you guys know how this bitch describes her body? and i quote [my body is] "a gazillion dollar franchise" and you have to see her face and hear her when she says it. It makes you wanna punch your computer screen:
http://extratv.warnerbros.com/2010/04/heidi_montag_my_body_is_a_gazi.php
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........
I want to give her a shotgun pap smear now.
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She has the whiniest voice ever, it makes me cringe.
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god shes's fucking ugly. . .
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Hey, PLASTIC TITS!!!
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1, 2...HEIDI'S coming for you
3, 4...Better lock your door
5, 6...Grab your crucifix
7, 8...Stay up late
9, 10...Never sleep again
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enjoyin the body, avoiding the face
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She has a bright future ahead... in porn.
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I think she'd let me fuck in the champagne room.
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Haha good one
was Aries Spears in the Chris Rock version or the spoof?
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heidi is a mess, but her hands are sexy as fuck!
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even the pictures fake.
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God, this chick makes me seriously stupid, and fucked up!
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I just feel really badly for her. I can't even say anything mean.
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this girl looks like a bad joke. she is only one year older than me and i always thought that she'd be around 35-40 and i was shocked when i read she's only 23.
she definitely needs a psycho doc.
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