Hot or Not: Chloe Bridges & Her Lips @ OK! Mag's Pre-Oscar Bash
Saturday, March 6th, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash News OnlineWe haven't posted Chloe previously, so here's more:
Chloe Bridges (born December 27, 1991), also known as Chloe Suazo, is an American teen actress. (Source)
Her latest project includes an upcoming Disney Channel original movie "Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam," starring Demi Lovato, the Jonas Brothers & other young stars (read more here).
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this bitch is 19?!?!
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?!?
my god that is one ugly fucking female, if its even a female human and not some sort of animal
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it really is hard to comprehend that this Medusa looking bitch is younger than me.
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she's still way better looking than ashely tisdale. she's exotic and interesting to look at, unlike jizzdale who makes me go into a state of catatonia.
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i find it amazing out of all the women i talk about, it ALWAYS goes back to tisdale.
so i guess you find her better looking than beckinsdale, sagnier, underwood to just name 3 on my top 10 list too.
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no probably not it's just that tisdale is inexcusable
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no, underwood is hot. plain and cookie cutter but hot. i don't like beckinsale and sagnier looks like poop.
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You look like what poop shits.
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pam, ur one of the ugliest bitches i've ever seen, you ain't got no right the talk. ugly doesn't even begin to describe ur hideous soul so you can shut the fuck up you jealous cunt.
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lady, what you are doing here is pretty ugly and shallow on the inside... as I am not that fact that was posted there.
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oh and good job logging on and off ur many usernames so you can rock ur own comments. LMAO
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No, other ppl also think your that ugly
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lol like who? please enlighten me cuz all i hear is praise. :) you hate me cuz you ain't me. you wish you looked half as good as me. only in ur dreams baby cheeks. muah xoxoxo
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Nobody thinks she is ugly because she is not ugly. I personally think she is gorgeous, but then again I do have impeccable taste.
You are jealous.
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who? ladylazarus is very pretty!
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I have no idea what LadyLazarus looks like, but just judging from the way you are flinging shit around Fact, I would say you are a lot uglier than ladylazarus is on her worst day.
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*to (and please stop responding to my comments, nobody cares about ur opinion)
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I'm not Pam, I've never been Pam & never will be Ladyhargardpuss.
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We are all the alts of Moe
Because only he sees the IP logs.
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Then stop fucking bringing my name up, you moron, and nobody cares about your feelings
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she kinda reminds me of Fran Drescher here
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That's some disturbing shit there.
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Angelina on bad drugs
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Her and her lips
Hot!
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Oh Shit!! not good...and I nominate this one for the brown bag...one thing for sure, Sophie Monk now has some competition with the fish lips...
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seriously, what happened to the bastardly brown bag?
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http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

when will yoou bastards start caring for the environment as i do!
Reusable = Responsible
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LOL Green bag. thats awesome dude.
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Oh Freep, you are amazing. Not only looking out for your fellow bastards, but also looking out for mother nature. Kudos my friend.
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can someone please help chloe with her chapped lips?
thanks.
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if jizz is a lip moisturizer then i can certainly lend a helping hand(cock)
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and those are definitely some D.S.Ls she has. Should work out nicely.
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Freep
if jizz is a lip moisturizer then i can certainly lend a helping hand(cock)
all that and he recycles too... ;)
you call her ugly/ yet you'd take a blowjob. typical guy. ;)
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my penis doesnt have eyes...
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...but oohhh IF it did
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That would be horrific lol
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Freep
my penis doesnt have eyes...
;)
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it is very much like a lion though :)
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you really are unstoppable... ;)
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RRRRRRROOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
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Wow she is almost identical to Angelina Jolie; the lips, teeth, nose, eyes, hair, wow.
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A+
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Except Angelina is pretty.
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Lol I merely stated that her features resemble hers. It's Angelina pre surgery. As I don't want to share opinion of one particular individual on here who is clearly gay and should just plummet to its ultimate demise...
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maybe she's like the uglier version of Angelina.
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Naw,.
The 16 year old Angelina Jolie is hotter than this chick and looks pretty much like a smaller, less mature version of the adult Angelina Jolie.
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She looks weird, ugly, and scary, yet for some reason I am really attracted to her. I have a similar reaction to Kat Dennings, I can't explain myself.
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Haha.
Your weird. I like you.
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True story. . .
In college I saw this girl and thought she was unattractive and scary looking. I turned away and looked back, and then thought she was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen. Love at second sight. We dated for a while, then she broke my heart.
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awwww... :( can i mend it for you?
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She looks like she sounds like Fran Dresher. I want to punch her in the teeth just on General Principle.
FAIL
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There is something seriously off about her face. Normally I love big luscious lips but it just looks strange with her features.
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proves that if someone has big lips it doesn't automatically make them hot, she's ugly her features just don't blend together well :D fishy looking
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Bwah,hah,hah,hah,hah,hah, at what Philip Mckracken said
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"We haven't posted Chloe previously"
Moe, i hope your next thought was "and im not sure we will again"
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I have to say.. Sometimes all you bastards crack me up :D
I will say though, despite the horsemoth this girl is kinda attractive n cute.
http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jjr//2009/08/chloe-preparty/chloe-bridges-p...
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lmfao so everybody can see/laugh

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Freep, we need to add that lipstick to our list!
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hahahha your mean!
Well if you cover the mouth.. kinda cute
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A little bit of enhancement can't hurt, or can it? Oh Lordy, this is going to be a long weekend...

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get your bastardly ass on the Keri post. thats where you are needed!
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hey now!!! putting those teeth on this ugly young angelina jolie is offensive to beavers EVERYWHERE!!!
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*swoon* love it !!! :)
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Holy fuck! thank god i hadn't eaten yet. I nominate this fugly bitch for zombie of the year.
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I don't know, she looks quite sexy on some of the pics.
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FUCKING HIDEOUS
tl:dr = NOT
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Hmmm on first inspection i wanna say no. But then i found a really fucked up conundrum. This chick reminds me a little of Angelina, if not for the lips and that well, i dunno they KINDA look alike, minus any major surgeries. If that were the case and someone held me to it.....she's still not registerring on the hot scale. So that's a not. I'd still love to have those fat lips on mah balls though, cant get enough of DSLs
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Does she look Reptilian?
Kinda
Does she look older than she is?
Sorta
Does she have huge unchapped but delicious lips?
Yeah I guess u can say that
She's still hot to me dammit
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Page 2 pic 2 looks photo-shopped LOL
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ok she isn't hot in the present pics but i like her here:
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Nice!!
Here's lips are gonna singlehandedly take her to the top
I bet every job she's had the boss is like
"You got the job....oh! And one more thing...the lips"
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yeah she isnt half bad here, Alina.
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Gorgeous! And yes, she looks just like a young, slightly more exotic, brown eyed Angelina.
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wow! what happened to her in the time between this photo and the above photos?!?
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Lovely lips and very sexy eyes, again, too much foundation for a girl thats 19
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Are you people crazy? She's smokin' and looks like Joile! I cannot believe she's so young though. Gorgeous.
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wait a minute, you're asking US if WE'RE crazy?!?!
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Sierra: "She's smokin' and looks like Joile! I cannot believe she's so young though. Gorgeous."
Phils Response: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PR_rzF8ofw
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if angelina were an alien hmmmmm
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lol you guys must have very different taste to me. That said, I just showed my boyfriend her picture and he agreed with you all. But I genuinely think that she's good looking! Her lips are huge, but better they're too big than too small. I hate thin-lipped women.
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I agree with Sierra. She's gorgeous! She doesn't look that good in these pictures, but you can tell even from these unflattering pics that she's a gorgeous woman. She also looks like she wouldn't be very photogenic since her features are so pronounced, but she's very exotic looking and I'm 100% sure she's beautiful in person.
But yeah, I must say she DOES look older than 19. I would have guessed 26.
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you know...
it's really my favorite thing when a whore has a different color than the rest of her body.
what a fucking ugly bitch.
really? you'd leave your house looking like this?
fucking dumb ass.
when do girls get to learn the RIGHT way to become a real woman? just curious.
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I like her. I like her lips. It makes me imagine the suction!
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I got it
she's a fusion between Angelina and that Octomom chick
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Wow, she's hideous.
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She reminds me of one of the BLotDs, Kayla:
http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2008/02/28/bastardly-lady-of-the-day-...
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lmfao i laughed soo hard at the first comment
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Yeah there are days I do miss the anon comments. Sure most of them time they were just trolls or spammers, but sometimes they gave us great 1 liners.
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leni.... how do you remember this stuff ????
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it "mom memory" dude..like an elephant
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photographic memory :)
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omg i remember her! idk if that shit was real but damn, if it is, she may have the most unattractive personality ever. she takes deluded to a new level. she could have been hot too though if it wasn't for the stank attitude and gay ass poses.
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i like the chick who sent in pictures of lisbeth the one who was fucking her boyfriend or something, and she pohtoshopped like herpes and shit all overthe pictures.
that thread was epic.
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http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2007/10/19/bastardly-lady-of-the-day-...
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Hahahah! I never saw that one! Very disturbing.
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omg i remember that, so weird! Those girls were really obsessed with her!
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look at those big thick dick sucking lips.
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No one make fun of big lips. She's not that cute in these but I will always defend big lips. Mine aren't that huge but I am known for my lips/teeth.
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big lips are ok, huge clown lips are ugly
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perfect hair...close-up, i think she looks very pretty with her mouth closed. I am thinking her lips were already full but she injected them, which was not needed at all! Now, she looks like a clown..from far away, she looks ugly, scary and tranny like. She has so much potential to be beautiful. Stop injecting your lips, get your eyebrows darkened and elongated (they are a little short, making her look like spock from star trek) and wear foundation that matches your skin.
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she's really hot to me. she has some very striking, albeit odd features that i really like. the mouth area adds character... that's probably her trademark. she looks a little demonic, i find that sexy. she's beguiling.
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ITS A TRAP!!!
she lures you in with the juicy cock-sucker's lips, then BAM!!! woodchipper teeth!!!!
a good rule of thumb. never put your wood into a woodchipper
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dayum!
look at that lips. she looks bad in the pic but looks so hot in AlinaMaria's pic.
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Those lips are so fake.
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No they're not, She's only 18. There are pictures of her online of when she was 15/16 with those same humongous lips.
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Sadly here in southern california and I am sure other places in the world, doctors will preform plastic surgery on 15 and 16 year old girls with parental approval.
Sometime just this last year I remember one of the local news channels running a story about the rise of "sweet 16" boob jobs, given as presents by parents.
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"Hot or not?"??!!Are you serious?
Fug of course.She has the ugliest lips i've ever seen.
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Hot, those lips can do some things
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I actually think the dress is really cute, but the face doesn't match the rest of the body, and that mouth is foul.
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lavato, cyrus and this ghoul is the reason why disney has lost it's monopoly in upcoming hot actresses or jailbait...
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This girl, I have not seen before, but she is gorgeous..Very beautiful. Lips are a plus, as well :-)
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Spanked naked bottom in public
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freaks me out. would look hotter as a dude
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Ugh, then she'd look like Steven Tyler.
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