I WANT THIS JOB! Abigail Clancy's Designated Body Paint Artistl!
Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Photo Credit: SI.comSeriously now, how could you possibly go wrong w/ that job! No healthcare & other benefits like long lunches/breaks/vacations? No problem! OW!
Besides some of our favorites in subsequent pages, you can check more pics & videos on SI's website!
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I love that body paint. She is no Bar but she is ok. Nice smooth stomach in that one pic. Nice legs too.
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Peter Crouch must be one happy fuker.
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he's a sad fucker because his soccer career sucks.
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He actually could have been a great striker for Liverpool FC if Rafa Benitez didnt offload him. Nobody can defend against him. He is unique.
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they do a really good job on the paint every year
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I much prefer painted-on bikinis to real ones.
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if i had that job i'd steal her bottoms and sniff them all the way home.
on the ass side.
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So true....
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her body is perfect. wish there was an ass shot but i actually think her body is nicer than bar's... she has better legs and is more toned.
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YES, where is the ass shot at????? A nicely rounded rear is always a good thing for any gal to have
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I would volunteer to do that job for free or maybe even bribe a few people to be in that room before any paint is applied. She is a real sweetie.
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Not sure why SI is still being conservative. Notice how the nipples are photoshopped away in the published pics vs. the "behind the scenes" shots.
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Hmm...she has good teeth kinda of surprised by that! Seriously i would love to help her clean up...
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Painting is fun. Painting on THAT would be stupendous fun!
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She is cute.
But real mad props to them painters, the depth to that painted on outfit is pretty amazing.
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Awesome paint job, awesome legs
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those boobs look pretty damn perfect...she looks old in the face though
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oh and nice eyebrows...nicely groomed thick eyebrows (not bushy) with long eyelashes always intensify eyes and make one look younger and sexy...girls with pamela anderson eyebrows should take notes.
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Never heard of her, But she looks ok so far
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well of course you want this job Mo....as in what normal healthy male does not????? I cannot paint like that but, I'll bring a brush & a bucket along JIC
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yeah even if it was paint by numbers I wouldnt be able to do the job, hell i cant even draw a straight line with a ruler.
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hummm, I'm wondering, how do they paint the snatch, with out showing the crack? do they stuff it with something? cause looks smooth and no crack visible...I would do happily do this job, but I can only finger paint....
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I actually know the answer to this, a friend used to get painted for a living.
Anyways they have latex nipple and labia covers/shields, a bit of spirt gum to hold it in place and you just paint over it.
The ass crack is to large and difficult a shape to do the same thing with, so this is why you dont see straight on ass shots in most painted model pictorials.
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Oh thankyou so much FRT...that was very helpful information...now I can sleep easier...lol. they must enjoy it walking around with latex up their ass...
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why the fuck are you on here all the time? fucking loser with no life.
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How would you notice Im "here all the time" unless you were also "here all the time".
For your information, I wasnt around all morning, did you miss me?
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YOU CAN SEE VAG SLIT ON Page 2 Pic #4
YEAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sorry - VAG SLIT is on Page 3, Pic #4
Still YEAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You sir,
Are a gentleman and a scholar
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Gotta love the body paint, and nice that they thought to do an "underboob" bikini.
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She looks older than 24. One of the very few blondes I like, she's super sexy, has gorgeous eyes and a perfect body, love her!!! And love the body paint.
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Yeah, that was the first thing I noticed. It looks like that face has been through more than it should have.
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sigh now this is art :)
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i think she has the perfect boob shape and size for her build.
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Badass paintjob on a badass chick.
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i dont get this one. not even the hottest one they painted
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