Jay Leno is a Horny Bastard: Ashley Greene Edition
Thursday, June 17th, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped earlier this week.If you wanna see Jay Leno getting fresh with other hot celebrities, check the Horny Jay Leno Category. Now that I look back at them, they're kinda lame.
Anyway, I've been kinda lazy lately, so that explains the lack of Horny Jay Leno posts, but these were screaming out to me. Ashley & Josh Brolin were guests on Monday's show. Here's a brief (somewhat mind-numbing) clip of the interview.























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1. Ashley is hot
2. Team Coco
3. Josh has Diane, dude's all set.
4. bringing it old school. i like it, Moe.
5. lol these are kinda lame too. (no shots)
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i co-sign 1&3
ashley seems nice also.
seems like she has a functioning brain.
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is it just me or does she have soccer player legs?
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And football player shoulders.
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It's the world cup... messing with your perceptions. She does have "healthy" legs though, not toothpicks.
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She has a very athletic shape but I remember reading she works out like all the time so that could account for the thick neck and muscley legs.
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All that workin' out has paid off quite nicely. My tongue would love those legs of hers.
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don't like her outfits, but she's sugar.
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She is really pretty and has gorgeous hair, but that dress is not flattering for her body type.
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It looked dam good as she walked out from the curtain to Jay's desk, it bounced and flowed in all the right places.
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Maybe it's videogenic, not photogenic?
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Maybe....Either/or/both I could just be a rutting perv of a male, who has a bit of a thing for Ashley....so hard to be sure.
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You said rutting.
<3 <3 <3
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Best word to describe it.
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so fucking cute and sexy at the same time. i swear i fall a little more in love with her every time i see her.
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i've said it many times before and i'll say it again..she has the best hair. it's such a good colour, great body, perfect length, and it's pretty thick which i like.
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even though it's extensions?
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it still looks good
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I've said it many times and I'll say it again, this girl needs some hips and ass, pronto!
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Listening to her talk is like listening to one long ass run-on sentence. Her conversation skills are absolutely garbage...
Good thing she's hot.
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Stunning I cant blame Jay or Josh Surely shed have a go on Jay the guys loaded
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Great legs and dimples, she has NO figure however, I seen better curves on a box.
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she is really hot, i see nothing wrong
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She's pretty, but her face is so skinny. And her calves do look big. I like her hair though.
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she's pretty, but she always wears loose fitting tops and dresses, maybe it's because her body is a square and she has no hips..:)
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he soo should have dropped a pencil infront of her and made her pick it up !!!
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"You're going be fucking kidding with me." "Wow, the fan crews are exploding out of nowhere."
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truly amazing
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haha good one, Casey.
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You two are just now discovering the joys of Casey's posts?
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no, i feel it necessary to compliment his genius.
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Precisely. Not many people can appreciate Casey's superior intellect.
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Thank you. My pleasure.
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hahaha, <3 Casey Stoner46 MotoGP fan
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Wow. When was the last "Jay Leno is Horny Bastard" entry?
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sept 09
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This Chick is a PIECE OF ASS !!!!!!
Who cares what she wears, it will ALWAYS be too much
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I don't like her body at all but her face is stunning
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She's kinda hot and all, but her face reminds me of that guy from like American Gladiators or something. I can't place.
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I second all the positive remarks about her. She is hot and horny and ready. Love her hair, nice athletic legs and her boobies that bounced under that dress as she walked. Love Ashley!
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Hot hot hot
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It's normal if he's horny, she's hot.
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