Jennifer Love Hewitt @ Chelsea Handler Book Party in Beverly Hills
Thursday, March 18th, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Jennifer Love Hewitt recently split with Jamie Kennedy and doesn't look forward to getting back into the dating scene:“I don’t like to go out to clubs and party. I’m not into, ‘Let’s go out with one guy on a Monday and another guy on a Wednesday’ - that’s just not me,”
“I’m a relationship kind of girl. I like a twosome. Some people get excited about being single. I don’t.” Source






















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What the hell is going on here
she looks good nonetheless
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31 is NOT a magic number in her case, lmao
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That's a HARD 31.
/what happened?
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Crazy is conducive to aging.
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Yeah true
she looked good the last time to me
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old and ugly
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OMFG.
When did you get a gold badge???!
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yesterday :)
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BTW... congratulations on getting the gold badge. I don't think I am ever getting past a grey top 50.
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oh boy....
where do i begin with this?
is she fucking kidding with that hair? it makes her rat face look even more like a rat face.
where are the tities? why don't you just show them already. it's the only thing you have left and the only thing desperate guys are going to look at, notice how desperate YOU are, and will fuck you for 2 minutes and leave.
how about those fucking old lady legs? if you showed me the first pic from the floor up i would have thought it was some fucking 70 year old woman that wanted to get some sun on her legs for the first time in 30 years. but then you find out its the insufferable jennifer cunt hewitt. great. how does a 31 year old woman get legs like that? what the fuck has she been doing to herself the last 8 years?
the last time she looked hot was 2002 when she was out promoting that LAME fucking album she recorded. it was awful, but she looked good. the record company told that fat ass to get on the treadmill, drop 25, and keep it together.
her ass wasn't huge yet and same for the gunt.
and the titties....amazing.
it's SO fucking over for this bitch and i'm so okay with that. i think she is just too late in the game to be out and about trying to make up for lost time.
here she is husband shopping. i hope that who ever gets to fuck this bitch realizes she is fucking INSANE and fucking LAME.
she won't let you even LOOK at her ass hole. let alone lick it.
fuck her.
she is a dirty rotten cunt rag, cunt rag status #2 behind jessica cuntrag alba.
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Looks like an old lady.
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yup. Bad case of premature old lady face.
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Oh god....
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back to looking like an old lady
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ugly and "i don't get excited about being single. i like relationships." translates into i'm desperate and insecure and need someone to constantly validate me. pathetic.
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It also translates to: "I'm a goddamn heffalump who no one ever love because I'm an overbearing cunt with an ass the size of the Marianas Trench"
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nothing has ever been better said
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hahah exactly
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She's been hanging around ghosts too long she looks like an undead zombie...
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this pointy chin will not be aging too well
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Damn, life has taken its toll, JLove.
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if Tim Burton does a remeke of hansel and gretel she can play the witch real easy.....go for it Tim, Depp can play Hansel & kill her off
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CANKLES!!!! and that's just gross
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Still bangable. I'd hit it.
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Ew her face looks so ugly here! I was just looking at the Holly Valance pics then I flashed to this, and it was such a huge contrast, all I could think of was "Damn, that'a an ugly face!"
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Meh,
Was never all that, but had some decent tits that she never showed off.
You know she'll wait till she's like 40 and then whore em out to Playboy, but by then, no one will care.
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The attitude isn't exactly rare. Probably 1/4 or 1/3 of all women I've ever met get into relationships too fast with the wrong guys because they hate being single for various reasons, like they're scared of being alone, they hate the dating awkwardness, they're super shy and therefore don't get approached much and take whatever comes along, etc etc.
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Wow. She looks like ass here.
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ugly
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so fugly.. fucking ugly.
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old, thick, and past her prime. the face doesnt do it for me anymore
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